This is the part in the movie of my life where I cut and dye my hair in a gas station sink.

NYT looking for one last remorseful trump voter

"What the world needs right now is a home for the people who used to make shows on Adult Swim and Comedy Central and are now scattered around social media making great stuff that isn’t curated and certainly not funded." the gang's getting back together

really sorry i came and went just leaving you with another dead friend

yes...YESSS

For now? As few as one, but the ceiling is limitless

lol the DC shooter's steam game went from 2 to 118 reviews today before steam pulled it

You can be a fan of whatever I don't care about that. But so help me god you will not desecrate our hearth with Merch

myfirst amendment worms

This 'manifesto' doesnt read like it was written by an unstable, insane, irrational person. Just someone who was willing to give (and take) life for a greater purpose. That makes him braver than 99.999999999999% of Americans, including the ones that went to the completely pointles NoKings protests

The raids on Scientology continue

Vote her out. Vote for her opponent @bhennrich.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/grim...

Oh so it’s *cool* zone damn lmfao

I'm here you fuckaas bitch.

well, if u wanted to get a game before it almost definitely will be delisted

no one is even asking if the President is still under the mentalist’s spell

UPDATE: LMAOOOOOOOO

okay so hypothetically if there was a bunch of tiny donald trump doppelgängers harassing donald trump prime like in army of darkness would the secret service have to protect them too

people were expecting to preen and smile at the nazi party, and instead they experienced a state of panic, possibly for several minutes, at the nazi party meanwhile it's two years in and we still don't know how many people have died in this administration's domestic and overseas torture camps

wow that was f- *looks at upload date* holy shit

An iconic episode of Batman

i am getting dunk as fuck

this entire thing is amazing

MESSAGE TO POPE LEO YOUR SOFT…. I’M NOT.

This should not be allowed

one of these coats has cocaine in it

Limited Edition Bloonky Gator Converse 👟

The members of the WHCA are truly trash human beings. Absolutely part of the reason we are where we are as a country.

"why do you think this keeps happening to you" is almost as funny as "i've studied assassinations"

Here's the initial block list of those who attended the WHCD tonight. Adding names as it becomes clear they were there.

NO FUCKING WAY LMFAO

It's GAAARBAGE DAY! youtu.be/i7gIpuIVE3k?...

Imagining these two stranded on an island

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

donald trump has died

Why is only one person in this photo completely unconcerned lmao

i wonder if the shooter is going to be red pilled or black pilled or white pilled or..

Very unfortunate post lol

Shots fired toward the White House Correspondents dinner -

WHERE IS ERIKA KIRK??

the theft discourse sucks because moralizing on it is pointless You have to treat the signal as diagnostic: defection from the social contract will continue until the social contract is renewed

The top minds of the Bluesky Tastemakers are hard at work cooking up earth shattering takes like "uhh don't you realize shoplifting makes it inconvenient to shop?"

if i buy this will i be as happy as the guy staring at a garbage bag half filled with his shit