is some Claude agent resource the new AWS us-east-2?

because of this thread I have been offered a position as head chef of the UFC as well as multiple positions in RFK Junior’s Department of Health and Human Services

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This is the world genAI was built for. So many people don’t get that they’ll join the expendable class immediately—even if the AI that’s rolled out isn’t a great replacement for their work. It just has to be available, and “good enough”

cube’s back in the shop

the cube I rotate in my mind is down for resurfacing

Master Chief normalized AI girlfriends

nice try but I’m tricked by forces beyond my control every day

my favorite app? websites

sorry can you excuse me? I just got so thirsty that I have to hold my glass with two hands thank you

once again a group of robots is trying to befriend me without so much as a courtesy like or a kind re-skeet

President Deals!!!!

thank you @ryanpequin.bsky.social for a phrase I use all the time and always in the same context threewordphrase.com/zibzob2.htm

ok but which LLM is the best for suicide attempts???

I will volunteer 100 hours of my time to any member of Congress who calls Trump a pedophile during the State of the Union

“what if every time you used our app, something illegal happened?” -current business model of every tech company

I take this back and go back to my original correct, position: emails are evil and I hate them

to all the people and robots phishing me: please stop including the exact date of my death , I’m getting really scared

hear me out, what about a secret shadowy global cabal but for GOOD

just a few more million files until we get the truth

new all Salvia Swisher Sweets

world’s first salvia vape pen

hate that my book club only meets in a Fogo de Chão

at this point I have to assume every AI product is an attempt to scrape training data and compute resources from whatever device it’s running on

on rednote (xiaohongshu) I’ve been seeing discussions about the poverty line being described as the “killing line” and watching Chinese people horrified about conditions in the U.S. very good app!

Trump started talking about a Rush Hour reboot because he saw those ChrisTucker photos, right?

I’m maturing into a Tommy Lee Jones character but I don’t know which one

everything happening lately is the setup for Red Dawn (1984) and it’s insanity-inducing

I’ve been doing Zeratul voice nonstop because of this incredible series of skeets

“wet hand, dry hand” but only in the bathroom

another Epstein take from the ether: part of the elite impunity required to partake in all this required making Epstein your kids’ creepy uncle see: Jeff at Chelsea Clinton’s wedding, that photo of a PM’s teen daughter leaving Epstein’s apartment with him

ok journalists, I’m breaking this one wide open: Jeffrey Epstein and Elon Musk had the same penis surgery guy

drinking a pound of water

which airline executive was it this time?

you’re not scheduling recess into your work day? WOW

generational assassination trauma

how about some anti-gerontocracy amendments after multiple members of Congress and seemingly the President continue to serve in a diminished capacity?

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all it takes is one WH press reporter to ask the President if his diaper was full at the time of posting that video and he’ll lose it

introducing the first breakfast vape: mint/fluoride flavoring so you don’t have to brush your teeth and it provides 5g of protein per puff

I can’t recommend drinks enough

every text field is an invitation

this type of guy is going to be real familiar to all of us soon

wild people still think “AI won’t replace us because AI can’t do what a human does as well” THEY DON’T CARE. capitalists are not in search of quality. they are in search of profits. they want you poor, destitute, or dead so they don’t have to deal with you. it’s very simple and clear.

the WSJ the second there are rumors of a Trump fed chair

can I be a muckraker? it’s the 20s.

Master Chief normalized AI girlfriends

what are your favorite thought terminating cliches? the ones I use the most are, “it is what it is,” and, “I have a gun.”