I can’t recommend drinks enough

every text field is an invitation

to all the people and robots phishing me: please stop including the exact date of my death , I’m getting really scared

at this point I have to assume every AI product is an attempt to scrape training data and compute resources from whatever device it’s running on

hate that my book club only meets in a Fogo de Chão

this type of guy is going to be real familiar to all of us soon

wild people still think “AI won’t replace us because AI can’t do what a human does as well” THEY DON’T CARE. capitalists are not in search of quality. they are in search of profits. they want you poor, destitute, or dead so they don’t have to deal with you. it’s very simple and clear.

the WSJ the second there are rumors of a Trump fed chair

if you don’t know how to adjust the amount of dicks you see on bluesky you’re not going to make it here

can I be a muckraker? it’s the 20s.

Master Chief normalized AI girlfriends

what are your favorite thought terminating cliches? the ones I use the most are, “it is what it is,” and, “I have a gun.”

sorry for scrying horrors from my beer can I hit your vape

Robocop: Rogue City and Space Marine 2 are perfect entries in a genre I’m calling “big guy” games where you get to be a big guy. Not to be confused with big mech games. These capture what it feels like to walk around if you were Reacher and it rules.

new FDA investigation finds “unsettling amounts of horse meat” in Tyson’s new Stallion patties

don’t worry world, the most divorced men in America are currently at the helm of our great national experiment

vaping during RTO

radicalized by the AI billboards on highway 101

in a deep meditative state willing all the microplastics in my body to form a shape of my choosing (tamagotchi)

my favorite app? websites

please let it be known that I am a Musk and cryptocurrency hater, thank you

cube’s back in the shop

the cube I rotate in my mind is down for resurfacing

three piles of food and one pile is rice? that’s the stuff

this is the modern world that tech built

I’m more of a text-based social media guy (ugly)

don’t worry world, the most divorced men in America are currently at the helm of our great national experiment

replying to phishing texts with, “glad you got back to me! I have that gun you wanted me to buy for you in a straw purchase!”

look i made it the 1979 ibm warning

not making it out of samsara this time around goofin’ off too much

AI overviews are good sometimes

great, now all my enemies are learning about OPSEC

don’t ever let anyone tell you the computer matters

smoking on them flowers they gave algernon

asked my California coworkers if they voted for slavery and it killed the TGIF vibes

cashiers love my joie de vivre

“what if every time you used our app, something illegal happened?” -current business model of every tech company

asking the Meta AI Batman to use the Batcomputer to find the home address of oil CEOs

Sant of Barbara

made a meme for all the job hunters out there

every commercial is like salesforce ai, google ai, microsoft ai, and im over here like a. i don’t care about that crap and b. get this shit out of my face!!!!!!!!!

In enterprises like Reddit, what roles are defending the site from AI scrapers? Network engineers? SREs? Security engineers? tagging #cybersecurity to get this to the right chunk of bluesky

every time I see a cybertruck in real life, I stick my hand out the window, point at the driver, and give a thumbs down

if this “Biden is old” media blitz actually works, you’re getting a Harris / Buttigieg ticket

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats

your AI searches are the equivalent of your AOL keywords in the past or your current Google Search history in the present.

emails are an untapped source of training data for AI

I will defend emails from man and machine

taking a dump in a defilade