Bedtime 😸😸

I mean TIME could have given Person of the Year to “The Humble Capybara”

lol I think I’d like to just stay blissfully unaware if you wouldn’t mind.

i stand by this statement every year

It’s with a heavy heart that I announce after 40 amazing years, I’ve decided to part ways with the concept of socialising.

Wearing a hoodie is just kinda where I want to be in life right now.

for christmas I want a lobotomy

It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.

in a cabin in the middle of a heavy snowstorm watching horrors movies on vhs

if you have an introverted friend who likes spending time with you, congrats, you’re special to them

Always when I see some famous persons name trending here, my first thoughts are "Did they die?" or "What stupid thing they said now?". Only those two.

hold me tight but soft

Hurmaava nainen 🙄

Now what?

Hell will freeze before I would accept you as my president

Alrighty then.

*Tuijottaen haaveillen ikkunasta* Ehkä joskus täälläkin

Tähän on tultu. Miss Suomi -organisaatio suhtautuu rasismiin vakavammin kuin Suomen eduskunta.

I swear I'm still funny I'm just suffering from the horrors.

Being overshadowed by everything else is my signature move.

*seizes the day* *looks at the news* *gives the day back*

Openly pining for dictatorship.

”Me puhumme teoin” T. Suomen hallitus

Our pilot just told us to “hang on and have fun” I’m sure everything will be fine

If you’re self-aware and you know it, slap your forehead.

Maybe I actually don’t need a relationship.

*face down in a ditch Happy holidays everyone.

If at first you don’t succeed, lay down and let the forest absorb you.

i know you’ve been reposting other people

ICYMI — “I identified myself as a U.S. citizen and a veteran, but that didn't matter. ICE Agents smashed my window, sprayed tear gas and pepper spray into my car, dragged me out… this experience violated the very principles I fought to defend.”

Exactly.

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

welcome to bluesky. you can follow me, or my posts can follow you

What's the matter babe? You've barely touched the consequences of your own actions.

Persuilla kiire puolustamaan rasismikohussa ryvettynyttä Miss Suomea jota ei heidän mielestään pitänyt edes valita titteliin😄 Kuka tätä käsikirjoittaa😄

Back by unpopular demand

not my screaming, not my void

I've felt enough feelings today. Time for a refreshing lemon-lime soda beverage.

Varmaan nollaa ihmistä kiinnostaa missit jos ei ole jotain iltapulukohua. Yllättävää miten tollaiset kilpailut on edelleen edes pystyssä. Kai se jollain mallimarkkinoilla on jotenkin taloudellisesti kannattavaa toimintaa sitten

Just because you can doesn't mean you should. -me, to my kids......and the government

when you lose touch with your male friend for a while, that's called a brolapse

not now sweetie mommy’s going to war

Jim is always so excited when Charles comes in filthy from his adventures and in desperate need of the services of his personal valet.

My ancestors trusted the stars to guide them across the sea. I use my GPS and still miss the turn twice.

watching you through your window as you sleep, but in a completely normal way

I’m always saying this