I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

I am brimming with holiday spirit

@wademinter.com in his PROPER place down by the ice tonight, where he ALWAYS should be. #JusticeForWade

What new name will they give HBO this time? I vote HBO Maximillian.

Just in time for the cold, cold weather Winter Wonders Mixtape by @shiftctrlmusic.com A new compilation of chilly tracks featuring: - @salimer.bsky.social - @robinheroldmusic.bsky.social - @herbersmusic.bsky.social - @rangerrick.bsky.social - @mohaynow.com - @voidscanmusic.com And many more!

Hey, this is out, and I have a song on it! Looking forward to digging through it myself.

Wasn't that the title of that short film starring ya mom?

if they can name a clothing store "banana republic" then i can name mine "neocolonialism"

@danihere.bsky.social @madkatsmum1.bsky.social @ambeachy.bsky.social @yolanda7712.bsky.social @msmichy.bsky.social @cachobweeney.bsky.social @tiletony.bsky.social @mrsperrin.com Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Respectfully, it's interesting (derogatory) that when Black women, who are the most reliable voting bloc for the Dems, lodge similar critiques of leadership, we're punished. Yet when white women do it, it's praiseworthy. Hm. #TheDoubleTax

You can tell the libertarians who got there via genuinely held principle because they’re not libertarians anymore.

There’s a famous chart from the Conservation Research Institute, which demonstrates this. GAZE UPON THESE ROOTS, YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR.

You have to admire Mr. Illz dedication to being the Canes DJ for years and never improving at mixing in any way over all that time. A dogged determination to maintain mediocrity that few can match. I’m not usually the kind to be this directly insulting but it colors the entire arena experience.

lol sign worked

Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations

Oh, hey, it's December! That means I can post my seasonal track, "I Always Love Tripping at Xmas" from Metaphysical Shitposting. Enjoy! etherdiver.bandcamp.com/track/i-alwa... #WeirdChristmas #psychedelic #experimental #ExperimentalMusic

A gift for you: If you're a parent who is regretting letting the Elf on a Shelf into your home, here is a duty reassignment order you can show to your kids that the Elf was needed elsewhere. Printable png 8X10 300dpi so it can fit well on an A4 for non North American printers.

My holiday gift to you: three hours of the worst Christmas music known to humanity. Apple Music and Spotify links can be found at shitm.as

For comparison, every robotic mission NASA has ever sent in its history, from the dawn of the Space Age 65 years ago to today, from Mercury to Pluto and beyond, has cost less than $40B. I know which one has done more for humankind and which one should be dismantled.

When Google Reader died, NewsBlur was one of the services that popped up to fill the void and it’s been fantastic. Considering how aggressively focused on its users it has been for over a decade, it’s disappointing to see this own goal on adding AI features.

there is now at least one event which requires understanding where this image came from to explain

What is the meaning of life?

The term in the UK for a person rudely listening to something without headphones is 'sodcasting', and I think we can find a close variant.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 74% full.

ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:

This is so accurate it causes me mild physical pain.

Oh wait!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS

When we made our systemic game MirrorMoon EP about the manipulation of systems, the play of contingency, and the brokenness of machines, you commented, “Oh, so experimental games mean Portal guns now?” It traumatised us so much we’ve been making games exclusively about Italian politics ever since

In honor of the World Cup draw here’s a thread of Jorge Campos goalkeeper kits as scrambled premium cable TV. 🇲🇽⚽️📺

Our heat pump had icicles on it, so I had to do the obvious

It’s probably cheaper to see the world’s *second* toughest rodeo, and I’d bet it’s still a pretty good show.

I remember very clearly lots of people telling me some years ago that Netflix was in deep trouble from HBO MAX and this is a very funny coda to all of that Also David Zaslav is maybe the most calamitously bad executive in media

"This new piece is baroque in style and covers themes of misplaced loyalty and broken trust and it's called 'Concerto for An Empty Bowl'"

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

'I can't believe they turned Star Trek into a teen drama, it's gotten so far from what made it good, wah wah wah' Meanwhile Star Trek in 1993:

Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes

Wow.... Incredible close-up of spider silk wins science photo prize www.newscientist.com/article/2506...

Who is ready for some Winter Wonders? Mixtape drops Dec 8 Featuring songs from: @voidscanmusic.com @salimer.bsky.social @mohaynow.com @robinheroldmusic.bsky.social @topherchris.com @rangerrick.bsky.social @judekerr.com @solarphasing.bsky.social @rvn3.bsky.social @herbersmusic.bsky.social 1/2

My wrapped thingy is hilarious because I've switched to using Apple Music as my daily driver and also there was a period of time that I used Daft Punk's "Random Access Memories" as my "go to sleep" music every night and I often forgot to set a sleep timer. I'm in the 0.004 percentile or something. 😆

“Are Mormons more Christian than Catholics” - the greatest thread in the history of Baptist forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

It happened again. For the third straight race now Jamaica's won a gold medal in bobsled. Further, Trinidad & Tobago's Axel Brown slid to a silver medal, the nation's second in sliding! Story: www.slidingonice.com?p=13258

The real Turing test is that AI will stop using em dashes if you ask; humans will make you pry their favorite punctuation out of their cold, dead hands.

there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything

My #WhiskyAdvent is off to a crackin’ start. A 21-year old Balvenie with a portwood finish. Very nice!

How does a wolf start his gravy? A roux