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I'm just this guy, you know?
“Holy infant so tender and mild” did they eat that baby?
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Lumin 🔜 MAGfest 2026
5 days ago
don't claim it. doesn't matter that it's free. Don't.
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I'd like suggestions for self-contained superhero stories of the same caliber of Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow, but if you suggest All-Star Superman to me I will slap you.
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Supergiant Games
5 days ago
We’re deeply honored that HADES II is in the running for Game of the Year and more at
#TheGameAwards
tonight, especially since we’re in the company of such an amazing group of wildly different and beautiful games. Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏
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McSweeney's
7 days ago
SALES DIRECTOR: Why no kitchen table? DESIGN LEAD: Because kitchen tables are for fucking Candyland. We’re selling a political mode of thinking: deduction as power. Think less “family night,” and more “I will find the hidden structure of your choices, and then I will destroy you.”
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The Mastermind Box Cover: What the Hell Were They Thinking?
- - -INVICTA GAMES, LTD. Packaging Team — Official Minutes Project: Mastermind / New Cover Presentation MARTIN SMITH (Marketing Senior Vice Presi...
https://buff.ly/KFySdND
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Jaime Noel Christley
10 days ago
Predator biceps hand clasp meme ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER LICORICE PIZZA PTA films in which Sean Penn knocks Alana Haim to the ground
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My hot take is that the theatrical cuts are better than the extended versions of the LOTR movies.
10 days ago
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Brian Hughes
15 days ago
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Adam Ellis
16 days ago
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When you’re a dude who experiences homelessness, does someone just give you a puppy?
16 days ago
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You may have had a turkey leftover sandwich by now, but I have had four.
18 days ago
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Shakina
19 days ago
Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from
@gkids.com
! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
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If Pluribus was real life, I feel like Rhea Seehorn's character probably wouldn't bother wearing a bra anymore.
21 days ago
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Micah
26 days ago
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay, for Trans Day of Remembrance
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jeremy kaplowitz
26 days ago
had the opportunity to do some voice acting for the new Metroid game and I was really excited but it turns out everybody hates it :(
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Nobody likes my voice acting in Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
YouTube video by Jeremy Kaplowitz
https://youtu.be/3_8MAwCXsJ0
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I saw some discourse on reddit about how if the Steam Machine was priced near the PS5 then it's sunk, since the PS5 is a more powerful machine. Yeah, that may be true, but there are more than five games I want to play on Steam.
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But did you Skeet?
28 days ago
Please
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arcadus ☭
29 days ago
link was just the name of the hookshot (tool/weapon). Thats why “a link to the past” is when Zelda uses the hookshot to reach the past
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Jacob
30 days ago
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
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grimm ☃️🎄
about 1 month ago
She gave us the best tweet archive update ever lol
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amy brown
about 1 month ago
I've been silenced. for more information, please visit my substack
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I’ve been watching this show and I’m pretty sure this guy is going to try to kill president Garfield.
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It’s cool that Vince Gillian turned this song into a tv show.
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The Bells Are Ringing - They Might Be Giants
YouTube video by Phil McKinney
https://youtu.be/He_fS6mLw7I?si=x_e7azYfo7YllNxF
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It’s cool that Vince Gillian turned this song into a tv show.
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The Bells Are Ringing - They Might Be Giants
YouTube video by Phil McKinney
https://youtu.be/He_fS6mLw7I?si=x_e7azYfo7YllNxF
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Tracy O’Connell Novick
about 1 month ago
“They didn’t just walk in chasing one person, they went into multiple rooms asking and looking for teachers while children were present,” Ramirez said. “This is an agency that has gone rogue and it an agency that believes that as long as they can cover their face, they can get away with anything.”
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Families "horrified" after daycare teacher pulled out of school by federal agents.
The incident happened in front of parents and children at Rayito de Sol in North Center, a parent said. They believe the employee, who cares for infants, is legally allowed to work in the United State...
https://www.chalkbeat.org/chicago/2025/11/05/daycare-worker-pulled-out-of-school-by-armed-federal-agents-traumatizing-parents-say/
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Anyone know if Cheney was vaxxed?
about 1 month ago
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Yelling Jolteon
about 1 month ago
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani
about 1 month ago
New York is a-changin'.
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yeah I'm aloof. aloofin my mind about capitalism
about 1 month ago
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Wow, Mark Danielewski is out there just writing other books, huh?
about 1 month ago
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Rose Ruane
about 2 months ago
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I just want a dashboard with three dials that read "drunk," "high," and "tripping," that I can adjust at any given time.
about 2 months ago
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You see, the joke is that Chunk is fat…
about 2 months ago
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani
about 2 months ago
Tonight, in the final debate of his decades in power or desperately pursuing it, you will hear from Andrew Cuomo the same arrogance, the same entitlement, the same excuses for a broken status quo he's long maintained. New Yorkers are ready for change.
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Jessica Cogswell 🌸
about 2 months ago
I highly recommend Silent Hill f fans (or anyone who loves astute criticism and doesn’t care about spoilers) read this phenomenal piece from Kyli Rodriguez-Cayro. I am so impressed by her writing and that this was her first(!) piece for us!
www.gamespot.com/articles/sil...
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Silent Hill F's Reception Proves Why Its Feminist Messages Are So Important
Hinako's hypersexualization is a betrayal to the Silent Hill franchise as a whole and its longstanding theme of exploring violence against women through horror.
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/silent-hill-fs-reception-proves-why-its-feminist-messages-are-so-important/1100-6535638/
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GameCube water was INSANE for the time.
YouTube video by CryWolf Plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A06PtcrwR5o
about 2 months ago
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My wife just told me lunes martes is spanish for "monday, tuesday." Are you joking? That means "death moon."
about 2 months ago
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Maya Media
about 2 months ago
Chicago ICE Gestapo in plain clothes.
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I don't know much about boot camp, but from what I've seen in shows/movies, you should be allowed to kill your drill instructor.
about 2 months ago
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Ian Boudreau
about 2 months ago
Wow, what a great idea
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Use Piper Beam!
about 2 months ago
Portal is toxic yuri
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eva (^_^)/
about 2 months ago
white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Miss Havisham’s Ghost
about 2 months ago
Hey quick question why do I pay federal taxes
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There are lots of different types of Millennials. I'm the "too old for pokemon" kind.
2 months ago
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I want to eat at Robata Chane so badly.
2 months ago
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Tim Onion
2 months ago
Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.
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little lamb
2 months ago
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
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ryan cooper
2 months ago
every young Republican staffer is a Nazi, it's that simple
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
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‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/10/14/private-chat-among-young-gop-club-members-00592146
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