‘dear rax, my middle class parents are ashamed that i clean houses for a living’ www.patreon.com/posts/160262...

my Faith compels me to opine

It's perverse that Hollywood celebs are in so many television commercials. Watching Jennifer Coolidge shill for a credit card company demeans us both. We must restore celebrity to an untouchable upper strata of society through the socialization of the movie industry. www.patreon.com/posts/wednes...

Pro Palestine protests are defined by a single guy who shows up with an offensive sign or a couple of people doing a really stupid chant, pro Israel parades are not defined by the Israeli finance minister, Israeli Knesset Speaker, Israeli heritage minister, and two other MKs all showing up.

People used to have shame

(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh

I wrote this! Hooray seniors! defector.com/wow-americas...

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better.The credit belongs to the little birthday boy who is actually in the arena

interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case

bluesky ass name

LOL, LMAO

Herrington: Grizzlies finish third in NBA Draft lottery, and it feels like gold dailymemphian.com/subscriber/s...

am i right fellas

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

'MOTHER MARY' is GREAT if you're ME and have been awaiting Anne Hathaway's further instructions johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/mother-mar...

New type of prosecutorial misconduct just dropped cases.justia.com/new-mexico/s...

day 357 of my search for the Pangzai of the Left

my fav so far is some random ass account with a pepe pfp registered an account in 2013, posted only the name “cole allen” to never again log on & it’s going as incredibly as one might expect with the qanon crowd

"The structure whose supports our elites are steadily kicking down is also the one that props up their own personal safety from disaster and political invulnerability to accountability. And all of this can go away." me in @bostonreview.bsky.social www.bostonreview.net/articles/a-y...

The thing about poker is that even if you suck at it, if you have a big stack of chips that some mysterious benefactor keeps painlessly replenishing every time you run out, you can pull out some unexpected wins, especially when everyone else at the table is playing with their own money

How grandpa looks when grandma hands him the phone and he has to listen to a five year old babble as he tries to keep his eyes on wheel of fortune

POW MIA flags are so funny, it’s like every post office having a flag that says “chemtrails”

look if you are listening to a podcast hosted by a marketing professor thats on you

You belong here @kylebrandtsky.bsky.social

i love americans. y'all are so fucking stupid

My startup The Witch-king of Angmar was just funded at a $750 million dollar valuation. Yeah pregnant ladies mostly but it works on anyone with skin

I wrote about the possibility that we live in hell and what it means to "choose happiness" johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/just-be-ha...

My new litmus test is that any Democrat who lectures the party on how they should talk to “ordinary people” is unbelievably full of shit and doesn’t deserve your attention or your vote.

do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

why would i watch a group of lowly chefs compete with each other to all make food for three snobby judges. i want to watch one chef wearing a helmet make a perfect meal that dozens of fools wrestle with each other to try to take a bite of

god help you AI dweebs if he's hot

Israel is "what if Iron Giant loved his job"

At some point, Americans might have to wrestle with the fact that other places have human beings too

Shoutout top 50 all time Roddy White

Mamdani is not just filling the potholes with the crew. He's creating a visual and personal reminder of the dignity inherent in all of these anonymous government jobs.

Jewish New Yorkers have taken over the lobby of Palantir on the 6th night of Passover to protest corporate complicity in ICE’s deportation machine. NYC Jews demand #SanctuaryNotSurveillance!

unc cost fallacy

live footage of us marines prepping for iran invasion

HR insisting i stop referring to my laptop as my “service weapon”

If you want a funded public service, don’t exclude the upper middle classes. Rather, make them the target consumer. I’m serious. Notice how the TSA got paid

Justice Jackson, of course, gets this correct in her dissent: this is treatment-related speech and therefore subject to regulation by the state. Full stop.

this is exactly why the whole "CEO of america" nonsense is DOA. this is what CEOs do. hey lets spend billions on the metaverse. whoops okay whatever. we dont need guys taking a flier on horseshit in the hopes of juicing the stocks. we need fuckin Statecraft. different shit

we need a “shut up and dribble” for law professors. why do i have to hear what sam moyn thinks, he’s been wrong about everything for a decade. stop sharing your opinions. go teach civ pro to a 24 year old.

as an outsider, i see myself in harry potter (rich, famous, most important person in the world by birthright, friends with most powerful person of all time, head of the police force, best friend is the prime minister)