“I don’t celebrate death” okay well skill issue

Funniest possible breaking news banner on this amazing headline from a few months ago

"Wait why are they admitting Graham died but not McConnell" Because Graham is from a state with a Republican Governor and McConnell is (amazingly) from a state with a Democratic Governor. That plays into how their temporary replacements will be selected.

<stepping up to tearfully deliver a eulogy for one of my closest allies> “He’s dead! So sad!”

“Thought you were supposed to be against hate and intolerance” nope. I’m for justice, and that requires hating injustice and those who seek to uphold it. You can’t be tolerant of people who are intolerant of your mere existence, because that’s not tolerance, it’s submission.

To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.

The FARK headline on Lindsey Graham: "Lindsey Graham beats Mitch McConnell to death"

Wherever this girl is (seen here giving graham the finger in 2018) I hope she has the best fucking day

lotta folks are going to get extremely & very uncreatively homophobic about lindsey graham being dead & i think it’s important to remember you can simply celebrate the fact a warmongering bigot is dead without being shitty. drink some champagne! go for a nice walk! fuck your loved ones about it!

look i can only take so much good news

RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.

genuinely, my first thought was "oh i bet graham was the sacrifice offered up in hopes of reanimating mitch mcconnell"

God killing Lindsey Graham when we were all waiting for Mitch McConnell.

Lindsay Graham was not just one of politics’ greatest worms, he was one of AMERICA’s greatest worms. Now he is in worm heaven, playing with that that great worm rock n roll band. Goodbye forever, monumental worm, you believed in nothing and it all worked out!

Imagine having one heart, one life, and spending it like Lindsay Graham did. What a waste of the chance to love and be generous and relieve the suffering of others (which really is the only religion). Like I said, I celebrate no one’s death. They just remind me I need to live mine better.

I know everyone’s making their jokes, but to be real: it’s an American sickness that the media and political class are praising someone who has spent last year calling for a genocide. Lindsay Graham was the worst of us. He wanted the blood of children to flow in the streets of Gaza and got his wish.

Nobody in Canada voted for a surveillance state, sold ports, CBC cuts, the death of our postal service, submarines with ballistic missiles, banned pesticides, or cutting environmental protections, giving up on endangered species, becoming a petro-state, or totally ignoring indigenous rights either.

Is anyone going to actually watch this movie in six different formats? Even if you ignore the cost a lot of people don't have access to them all.

She was on the show to promote Videodrome too, legend

Reality TV was a mistake.

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I spoke with Mitch McConnell today. Which was odd since he’s dead

A safer Ontario means Doug Ford in prison.

our top fx teams are working hard on getting those four color comics down to just one

Maybe we should've had just Count Binface run against Pierre Poilievre in that by-election last year instead.

"leftists don't actually like godzilla" is one of those sentences that will stick with me for awhile

“No, it makes me normal” 🤓☝️ My dude……..if you have to say it…………..

LFG

Smoking that shit that makes you Lt. Commander Data

Now we’re cooking

I saw two of the most perfect examples of people of indeterminate gender on the train just now and it made me so happy. No matter what shit the government tries to pull, nothing will prevent folks from finding ways to be big gender weirdos ever again.

the only 'line go up' i care about

A lot of people were warning about Platner and were ignored. Now these guys are acting like you had to be psychic to see it coming. The arrogance is appalling. 🙄

I edited @allisonpregler.bsky.social and @phelous.bsky.social looking back at Agent Cody Banks, where Frankie Muniz is a junior spy who has a real problem with ladies, arguably the most 2003 film in existence. And, as such, is surprisingly horny for a family film. But also better than it should be?

Graham Platner, after a 20 minute conversation with Mitch McConnell, has decided to suspend his campaign.

This is what Kamloops looks like right now while the liberals are building more pipelines and data centers

Stealing our content and getting more reposts? That's a paddlin'.

caring about victims of sexual assault is a feminine-coded concern, and there are some left wing men who seem like they'd prefer being called a misogynist by a woman on the left than a betacuck soy boy by a man on the right

there are men on the left who will see right wing men as their allies above left wing women because in their eyes the former confirms masculinity and the latter conveys weakness

"Protect Trans Kids" Sticker spotted in Flagstaff, Arizona

I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock

I know this is not enforceable but I think anyone who says anything like, "I believe women but I am suspicious that this woman is particular is paid/coming forward for attention" should have to cite examples of multiple women who have made money & success out of accusing high-profile men of rape.

Oooooof. 🎯

I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.

Could be us

Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with

less catchy but more faithful to reality