Dads were cooking when they invented “it is what it is” - used to hate that term until my 11th life altering situation happened

Let the record show I made this joke 3 weeks before he did the Hitler salute and was proven right

the fucking Riddler is at it again

right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out

if it’s too difficult for any single person we’ve elected to congress to say, “not one dime for the child stealers”…

if we abolish the gestapo who will do the important work of the gestapo

cool name why’s it called that

One of my favorite parts of having the hockey game on is when they cut into the middle of the action so some dirt bag can tell me I "still have time" to gamble on tonight's game. JFC, the damage gambling is doing to sports. They should've left everything in the hands of the mafia where it belongs.

Kate Bush (1980)

Gandalf's "a wizard is never late, nor is he early" and Kesha's "Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in" are essentially the same sentiment

years ago when i was working in casting during my gap year i was queueing for a sandwich in soho wearing a long old stripey scarf when a voice behind me boomed "I LIKE YOUR SCARF" and when i (and everyone else there) turned around it was only Tom bloody Baker. a truly fine moment of my life

Life comes at you fast.

International treasure Tom Baker turns 92 today and if you’ve never read this famous anecdote, treat yourself 💙💙

OMG this is one of the most valid CNN crash outs I've ever seen

If your 11-year-old wants to bet you should sit them down and make them watch Uncut Gems with you

That is an AMAZING ad. Standing ovation.

god fucking damnit

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

He was a Communist, Elmo.

The really dumb stuff they get so excited about is sometimes welcome just because this dynamic is so funny:

“Give me a Nobel Peace Prize or I’m gonna invade sovereign territory and completely demolish age-old alliances” is fucking insane babble. The man needs to be removed from office. He’s completely unfit. It is so dark that the GOP Congress won’t do shit. The whole party needs to be unraveled.

Americans are not ready for the amount of booing they are going to get at the Winter Olympics

“Lay down, sweetheart, and let grandma tell you about the time all of the women in the neighborhood lusted over the robot with scissors for hands that murdered my ex-boyfriend.”

taking trump seriously rn would be too damaging to a US in decline so the whole system is squirming to not look at him directly. press translating what he says to sound more sane, democrats just talking about eggs. he's too big to fail

Does anyone happen to know what the signs of whiplash are?

i think this MLK day the thing to focus on is the strategic focus and tactical brilliance of the civil rights movement and the way it was laser focused on a set of achievable goals

Entering the Fortress. #Superman

The thing that delights me about Snoopy is that he's a pleasant asshole. Chill, but also a dick.

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

I am so embarrassed. On a fundamental level.

jd vance would sell his *own* children for a percocet if he thought it would get him closer to the presidency

The point here is to believe people when they tell you who they are. Gavin Newsom hangs out with Republicans because he likes hanging out with Republicans. This isn't 4-D chess. He wants to hang out with Ben Shapiro and Steve Bannon. When he says he agrees with them on things, it's because he does.

The fact that Gavin Newsom is even talking to the likes of Shapiro is a sign that he’s a non-starter. I’ve never forgotten how Shapiro said that Trayvon Martin deserved to die. Not fucking ever.

Talked to a Somali man today who said his mosque last night was surrounded by neighbors ready to protect them against ICE if needed. Made me feel proud to live in this city.

THE BLACK LODGE ⭐️ 25 years ago Terrible stay, staff very rude and unhelpful, everybody talks weird, rooms all identical other than weird tree or horrible noise in some. Only charged me for one night though

Let me tell y'all about guys like Newsom, because we learned the hard way in Dallas. Eric Johnson was a respected Democratic state rep when he was elected mayor in 2019. This made sense, as Dallas is deep blue. Johnson's tenure began normally. But then he started hanging out with Republicans. 🧵

80% of the time, Stewart is fine. That other 20%, he's really not fine. There is a belief, especially in sane-minded older (white) folk, that there can be middle ground on ALL issues. They desire the era when Tip & Ronnie laughed it up over cigars. We're way past that now, and they can't adjust.

There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him

21 years ago Joe had a simple question

As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course

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It exposes directional alignment; you still seek to limit, not expand, who is allowed to be human. Yes, you have set your limitation more inclusively than our fascist gang of white supremacists; it doesn't mean you're not also setting limitations & they'll use your limit as long as it serves them.

everybody in the trump administration looks like this

The late, great James Earl Jones was #BOTD in 1931. Known for his distinct voice, he brought iconic characters to life, such as Darth Vader and Mufasa from the Lion King. He received many accolades during his career and reached EGOT status. Jones received the SAG Life Achievement Award in 2008.

I feel like the Nobel peace prize people could have avoided this if they gave their medal to someone who dedicated their life to peace, rather than just "this person is an opposition leader."