Can we even call that a wig really

Loving this Larry Summers arc where he’s like, wow taking a step back from leadership now that I found out about my own behavior which I have had access to at all times

I cannot find a pic right now but Melanie Lenskey saying “moiduh” in Heavenly Creatures

what if we made a rule that men can't sue women for defamation in sexual assault claims until after a criminal trial has exonerated them. doesn't stop juries from being bullshit, but it might at least mitigate the immediate silencing effect? I dunno man...

If it were not for Top Model, we would have Tyra running DHS or some shit.

Nuzzi’s story arc is very Brittani from RHOSLC I wish I had time to explain But Meridith would bully Olivia even harder than she does B. Mary would get in on it. Lisa would link pinkies with Meredith wonder twin powers activate. Heather cuts her losses and links pinkes w/whitney ONLY TO LEARN 1/2

Iirc, we got Anaconda roughly during that time. If I’m wrong, don’t tell me. Let me just OTP them let me ship them im not hurting anyone

Maybe I’m just a dreamer, but I feel like Nicki Minaj could be saved and redeemed should her former work wife, Arianna Grande, swoop in and just take charge of it all. Nicki was her best self when Ari was around to temper her preexisting maga type tendencies

Imagine Ryan Lizza as a BF/Husband, AKA, a second string character we see sometimes and it is such a weird vibe and everything is awkward and- I’m onto something

Nuzzi is one of the ppl who have arguably contributed heavily to how fucked things are. But like many of those ppl, I think she would have been an amazing Real Housewife. That franchise gives an outlet to people who might otherwise go into politics or journalism. Let them just be great TV.

This is wiiiiild

It just keeps coming and it’s amazing

true crime doc: at first police thought it was this one guy who was killing women in the area but the DNA wasn't a match so they started looking at another guy who was killing women in the area but the DNA wasn't a match. turns out it was a third guy killing women in the area.

Yes, the mechanism will be that they never build one that works really

I think the word you’re looking for is “kept”

Possibly unpopular opinion but I think tenure should be revokable when you express bigotry toward the immutable characteristics of part of your student body. Such as saying women are naturally not as good at science and engineering. How many young women students has he harmed since saying that?

lol how yall think Greg Abbott is doing this evening?

I mean, I would guess that at least 5 illegitimate fucking asshats on the supreme court will overturn the 5th Circuit but I could be wrong and either way - good news out of the 5th Circuit? I’ll take it.

Is there a number of hairbrushes that will ensure I can always find one or nah

authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now

Christ

My episode of GL was interrupted by Dan Rather with the breaking news about the Killeen mass shooting at the Luby’s and goddamn I forgot that one was so early

Found some episodes of circa 1991 Guiding Light on Internet Archive and I was so into that show in that era lol having the best time. Plus Nia Long is on it back then

I want the next person who interviews Pete and the like to put Kamala Harris’s campaign platform up on a big screen. The entire thing in bullet point and then I want them to ask whoever to please circle on the screen which policies they believe are focused on identity.

In 2018 … Summers trying to fuck a student.

I’m confused about the painting bc it looks like he’s got sort of blood lightning coming out of his mouth? Supposed to be from his ear I guess? I just

A friend who recently, out of seemingly nowhere, a couple days after we’d been chatting like normal, told me we aren’t friends anymore because she’s tired of my lying and backstabbing and going behind her back — Told me a few months ago that she likes to talk with ChatGPT because she’s lonely. 1/2

Ok he needs to leave Lana Del Rey out of this. Lana doesn’t want to be part of this narrative how dare you

I feel like a lot of democrats are engaged in a very big project to make us forget that the Biden administration and Harris 2024 campaign were mostly about fixing bridges

This is some The Application Story is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life shit good lord

I can’t even read this just - is there an audience for hearing what BREYER has to say about any of this? Why does he think we want to hear from him right now these fucking ppl abovethelaw.com/2025/11/just...

This was always where this was going with Megyn Kelley. This is a way worse, farther fallen version of that time she, very uncomfortably, said that pepper spray is , well it’s essentially a food product, about campus cops laughing while blowing huge clouds of gas in the faces of college students 1/2

Oh my WORD

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

I literally enrolled in accelerated Italian so I could read it in Italian, which I did. Si una Notte d’Inverno in Viaggiatore

Just put air in my tires for the first time in my 48 years of life be proud of me

Got a random urge to watch The First Wives Club so that’s what I’m doing

Haven’t been posting much lately due to how somehow I’ve gotten on a more normie schedule but let’s be real. That won’t last

Being Joyce Carol Oates is the only acceptable reason to remain on twitter

I have no problem abandoning a book if I’m not into it but I’m reading one that I’m mostly not into but I do want to know what happens so well played, book, I guess

Watching Breaking Bad and the teen called me a monster because I laughed at Ted Beneke’s major spinal injury

I also did skincare.

I have yet to give up on this dream

Very busy today. Gotta wash my hair

“I don’t want to cure cancer I want to turn people into dinosaurs!”-ass country

who up casting evil spells

I am so happy to not have to work for a while especially this particular time when I just want to run around doing weird spooky shit with other weird townies

You know when a movie is so good that you keep picking up on little details every time you watch and it gets better every time? This is like that lol