Gonna start muting accounts that post twitter screencaps. Get off that fuckin hellsite, man

…I think everybody needs to continue not to let this administration scapegoat restaurants, no matter how the media tries to frame it. Why is every report about fucking Taco Bell and not DOGE? I mean, I know why, but I see folks on here falling for this shit.

This is wild: the GOP executive of NY's Onondaga County (Syracuse) wanted to veto a bill passed by the Democratic county legislature. But he mistakenly sent over a signed version first, and the legislature says that's legally binding. spectrumlocalnews.com/nys/central-...

the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”

NEW: Months after FCC Commissioner Olivia Trusty cast a decisive vote approving Paramount’s historic $8 billion merger with Skydance Media, she and a guest accepted Kennedy Center gala tickets from the company worth more than $12,000.

“The entirety of the document consists of very specific battle plans for the scorched-earth military conquest of Azerbaijan and a clear directive that all persons named in the will immediately begin deploying troops to carry out these objectives,” said a person close to Graham’s family

I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.

Thousands of Americans are getting sick from a foodborne parasite, and federal regulators have still not publicly identified the source. So what's been happening in the federal government over the past year that might be a factor in this outbreak? 🧵⬇️

My god. The Heritage Foundation, which mercilessly attacked transgender kids in order to protect the "integrity of women's sports," is now attacking the legal basis for women's sports. The transgender student decision is barely 2 weeks old.

These statements getting lazier over time is the predictable result of them not facing consequences for their previous murders. Why would they make up some convoluted reasoning to explain themselves? They don't have to

i know you’re looking for it. here she is, girls. here she is, world

Funniest possible breaking news banner on this amazing headline from a few months ago

Interesting to see McConnell honoring the ancient pharaoh's tradition of taking your pet along with you to the afterlife

Some conservatives are closeted but when an alt-right guy is talking about women in a really demeaning way it's usually because he's a misogynist and not because he's secretly gay

When a Democrat praises Lindsey Graham and ignores his vital role in enabling an autocratic takeover of American government, it's because it's all a game to them. It's because they view Congress as a private members club and because they are immune from the consequences of government action.

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

Everyone is saying lindsay graham died of the diarrhea parasite

It took me a solid five minutes to realize that Lindsay Graham was dead because I kept mentally reading Mitch McConnell and then an additional minute to realize they’re both probably dead now hell yeah Saturday night baby

Just had a 20 minute call with Lindsey Graham. He’s good.

The number of innocent lives lost around the world because of Lindsey Graham, one of the most bloodthirsty war hawks in Congress over the last few decades, is incalculable.

Lindsay Graham died before we knew for certain if Mitch McConnell is dead. I love that we have so many geriatric senators that multiple just die off at once. Jesus Christ, just fucking retire and die on the fucking beach somewhere instead of making us all miserable.

There's only one reason I wanna see Joe Biden trending and it ain't because fuckers are busy squabbling and rewriting history

(Luigi Mangione was arrested in Altoona)

Jude Bellingham levels

Andreas Schjelderup with a banger, 1-0 Norway ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

"Believe in the me that believes in you" was bars in 08. Its a fucking holy anthemic prayer right now because it acknowledges that belief in yourself is hard if not impossible "Oh you don't believe in yourself, that's fine, believe in me and that'll carry us both" BARRSSSSS

the draft: 1) does not let players actually select the right employer/workplace for them 2) it markets their skills as a data point 3) it does not view them as people, but just cogs in the machine

hot take as a labor journo: the draft is anti-labor

Oh so fuck this game, actually.

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They didn't leave Boston. They didn't leave New York City. They didn't even stop buying empty apartments and houses in New York City when those got an extra tax. They're not going to leave California.

The complete elimination of Meta would yield unambiguous, far reaching benefits for global society.

Good Scissors Not In The Fucking Drawer https://theonion.com/good-scissors-not-in-the-fucking-drawer-1827516871/

bro they laid off the Doom 2016 developers. that's like if you laid off the studio that made arguably one of the best first-person shooters of all time, like Doom 2016

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God the FACES are SO GOOD #AEWDynamite

When Grammy award winning Rock and Roll hall of Fame inductee, Flavor Flav says he’s got you…Flav has GOT you. Just ask the Olympic Gold Medal winning, U.S. women’s hockey team. They’re nominated for a Best Team ESPY and not only has FLAV organised the four-day, Vegas SHE Weekend in their honor,

pretty sweet for the 90ish seconds it was 1-1

A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.

asha sharma going "we want 1 billion players a day" a nice reminder that these execs are fundamentally incapable of understanding that their customers do not have infinite money or even just that time is finite. they just think you haven't been fed the right marketing yet to get you on board

Oh man, putting England and Norway, our palest countries, in Miami in July feels like a cruel prank

I’ve asked my English friends: the Wonderwall after an England win is new…they stole this from MNUFC

PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)