Oh, we're playing some StarCraft Brood War. Don't worry, I uhhh won't rush. Promise.

Presenting you with Balatro on Sega Dreamcast (v0.19.0) : - Core gameplay mechanics implemented - All 150 jokers implemented - Planet, Tarot and Spectral cards - Shop - Save and VMU support - Background shaders And of course stable 60 FPS, also tested on real hardware. Then what's next? 7/??

Update: In addition to all the gold, silver, copper, platinum, and other precious metals, Flock cameras are now a source of free trash bags.

Pack it up, folks that’s it for the construction industry

You know who’s a thousand times the band Milli Vanilli is? Vanilli.

Nice selection of *Aqualung riff*s at the supermarket

lmao

its a shame the veggietales refuse to depict jesus because then you could have a crowd of produce demanding "jucify him!"

if you’re like me and somehow never saw the JJ Putz thing, here you go. it is amazing.

what about this banger?

One of the best creatures in Premodern! People used to play Knight-Slight just to get the same thing, and I think that's beautiful (also a potential Premodern deck now, with some tempo-bounce [Man-O'-War, maybe Tradewind Rider!] and Armageddon to close things out). Three cheers for Silver Knight!

It's good to know that in some places, quality still matters.

This person disabled replies but I want everyone to see how dumb they are. Hurrrr

im gonna puke from laughing

"Passengers" almost made me doubt this; I've never seen someone other than the driver willingly enter one.

The boys heard the fans and brought back the thrust

costco ascension 0: 1h46m clear / achievements: *starter glizzy: applied hot dog buff before taking cart *cheap drunk: 2+ bottles of vodka at checkout costco ascension 14: 26m clear / achievements: *kirkland kaution: didn't add any new products to cart *small sample size: declined all snack buffs

Spencer Pratt is drudging up an old trope about "super meth" causing people in LA to be "zombies." But the drug doesn't actually exist. by @milesklee.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/spence...

These would make perfect Squirrel tokens for Chatterfang

They gotta move Tatis back to right field. He's out of his element tonight, and it shows.

Some hot dishes will really have you talkin' Loot-ran before you know it

AL BORLAND: Say Tim, which faction did you support in the classic mecha anime series Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam? TIM TAYLOR: AEUG??

As we say in Quebec, hes not the most thawed corndog of the box

Gandalf : oh no Frodo : what is it <demon with huge nutsack appears> Gandalf : a ballmog

If I heard “Mocha Dick,” my first thought wouldn’t be a boat.

Bobby Cox should have all umpires as his pallbearers, so they can throw him out one last time. It's what he would have wanted.

Late sandwich dinner woooooooooo

I've been seeing a lot of disrespect for our beautiful mods who lay their lives on the line every single day to protect us from mean jokes and nasty language and any knowledge of them liking loli porn at work and other things like that. Enough!!! Respect the mods!!! WE LOVE OUR MODS!!! 🫡

I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night

It’s called the Frost Bank Center because both teams are in the game and at some point their roads are going to diverge.

AVERAGE WHITE MLB PLAYER: has 18 latino teammates he doesn’t speak to, believes the 2020 election was stolen and is in a group text with morgan wallen AVERAGE WHITE NBA PLAYER: wokest dude you’ve ever met, has gotten into several fistfights over a teammate being called a slur, knows every nas lyric

@johnnyappleskeet: Cosmic Crisp, pretty good apple @rottentothacore: you fuckin sellout @farfromdatree: holy shit Johnny delete this @doctoraway: pair well with the boots you're licking?

This is why you start children on a properly emplaced belt-fed

I am looking for 12,000 friends

tHIs iS A seRioUs SItE!

"Two things can be true at once" final boss

literally every reporter who was at the whcd

Every single one of these meme dog avatar havers is the biggest loser around. Thinking about that one episode of Chernobyl again.

I couldn't help myself

If you see this, post something orange from your gallery

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Which one's your favorite?