i’ll serve the kirby avatar revolution before i serve this country.

mohammed b. dick

if me and my friends saw this we’d kill it with hammers.

(The threat of global imperialist war, global warming, increasingly concentrated wealth and extreme wealth inequality hanging over my head) time to punch left

Lol

“hey soul sister” sounds like something jackie chan would say to a black woman in rush hour before catching hands at the nail salon chris tucker’s character brought him to following a lead.

“hey soul sister” sounds like something jackie chan would say to a black woman in rush hour before catching hands at the nail salon chris tucker’s character brought him to following a lead.

Scott Pressler stealing tall trans girl valor???

the dream of living in texas vs what it's actually like

just checked and i can take public transit from my block in san francisco to the front door of concert venue for interpol in sacramento. i’m gonna get so lit lmao.

this seems to me like the mayor and his cop stooges mandelman and dorsey are trying to oust the only progressive making life hard for them on the board.

Israel is a bigger exporter of terrorism than Iran. I know this because they secretly created consumer electronic based pager bombs that got shipped out to people and blew up killing random people. If you can't call that terrorism then you're brain dead

yankee go home

joining local volunteer street cleanups to radicalize my neighbors.

"pull request" bro stop being so weird at work.

boss to a human employee when they make a mistake: you're fired boss to a computer when it makes a mistake: you are a delicate flower capable of love

let me say something on here without y’all getting all mad at me: the new ye feels like old ye. some of this shit even sounds like dilla.

this is so fucking funny

this video of Mark Moran needs to be studied for the gap btwn what's happening with the face/hand gestures/posture and the message being delivered

invite me to your family’s carne asada.

Thank you @cara.city

too much self respect to wear that shit outside after i’ve bathed.

my coworkers know i haven't showered when i join the zoom in company swag.

pam bondi was practicing obstruction of justice the right way by ezra klein

BREAKING: An Israel-backed terror group called "the United States of America" has blown up a bridge in Iran

i can’t pay no doctor bills but whitey’s on the moon youtu.be/goh2x_G0ct4?...

No one can stop the United States government from continually wreaking havoc on the globe except for us. We need to urgently organize against this criminal imperialism. We can’t keep letting this continue.

ben stiller as jeffrey epstein.

i also hate everyone older than me but for way different reasons.

[to the tune of the doors] whitey on the moon

i can’t pay no doctor bills but whitey’s on the moon youtu.be/goh2x_G0ct4?...

whitey around the moon.

love sounds the same in every language. so does the heated argument i’m watching between an ASL couple.

Hey, here’s an entire story about the “failures of housing first” policy based entirely on one person’s individual experience where the author cites overwhelming data on the success of the model and still keeps arguing against it.

hi, closing out this task bc i hate you'd even ask.

parenting is hard and you really have to choose your battles but that shouldn’t lead to your kids harassing wildlife at a park.

patrick bateman voice: very nice. now let's see Stephen Miller's fetish

Happy Trans Day of Visibility to the America Pyramid!

trump LIBrary? seems woke.

trying to remember which type of groups use a noose as a symbol.

data center? no thanks. i only date a leftist.

Iran as it successfully resists American and Israeli aggression and continues hitting targets around the region

asking all the new hires which cost center they’re on.

data center? no thanks. i only date a leftist.