New York City has a new mayor

New Year's resolution one of you gives me a job I like doing

everyone shut the fuck up 2026

Chandler Bing ass video

hit play in this at 11:59:35 for the ball drop.

throwing up auld gang sines 2nite

jade rolling the sinus infection away.

haha lol no way today is the 31st

jade rolling the sinus infection away.

do any persons named “seth” follow me?

the shop owner that only sells budweiser and bud light says i have to keep buying them in order to convince him to stock a beer i like.

if i got cheated on i would get out and VOTE !

im going crazy

“i’m not here for hypothetical situations” say the people who have been screaming at me all day because kamala would have hypothetically been nicer to the Palestinians she helped slaughter.

Where are these mao tse-tung thots i keep hearing about

When you tell white people this, they get mad enough to eat the entire sun, but it's true.

Checking in on friends and loved ones using Find My feels like I’m about to carry out a drone strike on them.

The idea that facilitating the literal worst thing in the world shouldn’t cost a candidate a single vote is a deranged fantasy

The problem with liberals is they think they can just vote everything away in one day then go back to brunch. Everything is about just the single vote every other November.

Liberals: I don’t see you opposing this policy Me: shows liberals I’m opposing said policy Liberals: Have fun in the camps, commie!

it's genuinely fascinating to me that "you cannot facilitate a genocide against a people and still expect their vote" is too advanced for some analysts to understand.

How I’m walking out of 2025

you’ll be not shocked to see he doesn’t follow a single trans person.

t-shirt that reads “i’ve been voting for the lesser of two evils since 2004 and all i got was fascism.”

the only thing that would actually cause billionaires to flee a state is if they raised the age of consent

check out the marjorie taylor greene quote changing liberal minds

me: …what if i start playing video games? wife: fine, you can smoke again.

did we ever find out if hailee steinfeld is black in sinners?

Billionaire using assets with tons of unrealized gains as collateral for loans: noooo, it's not fair to tax me on these yet, I don't have access to that full value right now!

Something that blows about living under capitalism is how public art is used to signal to developers and colonizers that a neighborhood is ready for bulldozing. Jemma DeCristo on ‘The Aesthetic Character of Blackness’ on the new ep.

some apps call him kenny sign-on.

My dream job is running a nonprofit where I'm highly paid to do not that much

y’all, i think gabriel orozco left some free art at heron lake in ggp.

very convenient that the rich ruling class techbros solution to income and wealth inequality will be solved by letting them accumulate even more wealth

Idk man Erika Kirk seems to be milking it a bit

great legs bro

such a martyr she hasn’t asked they change the outgoing message when she dials zero.

post deleted but it’s abolish ICE now and always has needed to happen

Idk man Erika Kirk seems to be milking it a bit

I sent this video to my friend and she got mad at me

Idk man says everything to me that you can move to China and be beloved by a drunk Chinese uncle but any drunk American uncle is just going to complain about immigrants and call you a pussy for going to the doctor.

you are fuckin up the feng shui pls leave

some apps call him kenny sign-on.

on some level you have to stand in awe of the gall it takes to use this tone about someone people are angry at for suppressing a story about a concentration camp

Scott Wiener and Elon Musk are ideologically closer than Scott’s campaign wants anyone to know