This is unironically a thousand times better than anything actually made with A.I.

asking everyone in chinatown to cool it with the fireworks.

i don't speak bird but i'm pretty sure the pigeons outside my window are staging a coo

the people who yelled the most about chesa boudin’s diversion programs are getting off with wiping out entire families.

Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?

Reminder the same guy who got funding for Palantir from Epstein helped fund Facebook so it could feed all our data to the fascism surveillance machine.

Reminder the same guy who got funding for Palantir from Epstein helped fund Facebook so it could feed all our data to the fascism surveillance machine.

As you process the Epstein files, remember: Palantir received early funding from Jeffrey Epstein. It was also backed by the CIA’s venture arm, In-Q-Tel. Then came the defense contracts. Then mass data analytics at scale. This isn’t separate stories. It’s one ecosystem: the Epstein network.

ai will never be able to replicate a friend telling you that something sucks ass and that you should keep it to yourself

Literally every single sentence Randy Fine utters would be a fireable offense at any company With alt

hey sharks i’m here today seeking $60,000,000,000 for a 15% stake in my company that drives you insane and steals your job by boiling the ocean.

they’re praising people in the epstein files for being good chess players over on linkedin.

US genocide of Native Americans 👀German fascists 👀 MAGA 👀 German fascists ♻️

they’re praising people in the epstein files for being good chess players over on linkedin.

She drove down a small city street and through a bus stop at 70 mph, killing an entire family if four. Her first response was to HIDE HER ASSETS so she couldn’t be sued. Now she gets no jail, *no community service* and gets her license back in 2 years?? This is a joke right?

it scares the shit out of me whenever there’s an email from a real human in my inbox.

damn girl it’s breaking my heart thinking of those yoga pants seeping toxic plastics into that beautiful butt.

damn girl it’s breaking my heart thinking of those yoga pants seeping toxic plastics into that beautiful butt.

dumbass watching the democrats sit back and do nothing is mad i didn’t vote for the democrats.

happy vday youtu.be/PK1Pwx8y8GI?...

Nancy Pelosi one of the worst ghouls churned out by the Democratic Party. She’s openly talking about starving poor people and all this fits cozily into US liberalism

Yeah let's see AI take my job. Let's see chat gpt crack the perfectly timed joke in the zoom meeting. Let's see it brighten everyone's Monday. Get outta here

Y’all need to Open-A-Eye to the severity of our current circumstances

When I say I stand on business this what I mean.

if you’re that creative you’ll find a way to express it in a medium that isn’t AI.

Y’all need to Open-A-Eye to the severity of our current circumstances

i’ll vote for whoever bans plastic produce labeling and moves the industry towards food-grade ink or something compostable.

Bumper sticker that says “i bought this before i knew elon had gone to epstein for help convincing the saudis to put up the cash he didn’t have to take tesla private” for liberals who won’t part ways with their tesla

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

Can’t stop thinking about the gargantuan gulf between the kid glove, caveat-laden, “having your name all over the Epstein files doesn’t mean you did anything wrong”-treatment of the men in Epstein’s inbox… and the brutalize first, ask questions later policing in Minneapolis.

Pokemon go to the bathroom

going through my saved posts for a laugh

nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell

we’re harnessing the power of AI to teach dudes how to wipe.

hey bro they’re roasting you for asking AI how to wipe.

i love using girl, bro, and dude all gender neutrally i don't even think about who i'm speaking to i just blurt it out

don't even squawk to me til ive had my worm

amy klobuchar after single handedly banishing ICE from minnesota.

only bummer part of not having a brother is losing the chance to become a film director duo.

low key the gayest shit ever uttered

tech ceos circa 2012

who called it gender theory instead of cis-thems thinking?

Ring is first and foremost a scheme to charge Amazon customers to deter crime that costs Amazon (not the customers themselves) billions annually in refunds, returns, double shipping, and customer service overhead.

i prefer the lay bore market.

I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "This is written in 10th grade English and we need it to be in 6th grade English at most, otherwise the engineers and designers reading it won’t understand.”

"Palestinian witnesses have reported that some prisoners were alive at the time they were taken for organ extraction. In one batch of bodies, the organs removed were those commonly transplanted: heart, liver, lungs... Here, the surgeon acts as—is—a soldier." I'm honestly speechless.

hey Claude how do I boil water