Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

the mamdani campaign font but it says “soup for my family”

my latte art is an abstract commentary on the violence of capitalism on the global south, trade, indigenous people, and the environment. yeah, that’ll be $17, just answer a few questions on the screen.

“Houses are for living in, not speculation”-Xi Jinping

they’re on a roll holy shit

Rosalía em Barcelona deitada no chão por 2 horas enquanto seus fãs escutam o álbum.

dando play no novo da rosalía

it’s called an algorithm because al gore invented the internet.

remembering last week when a coworker took to slack to sell a pair tickets to a louis ck show because she could no longer make it and was asking face value of four hundred dollars.

Dems, we've found your message

Stop the slop

And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.

The fact that a lot of centrists base their entire political understanding on fictional TV shows is a symptom of the fact that they have no morals or beliefs beyond wanting the fascism to be done politely enough that they can ignore it and go back to watching TV.

Before politics ruined this country you could go into a public space and start shooting and nobody would be like ‘but who did he vote for’

Any Democrat who didn’t endorse Zohran Mamdani should retire.

brb going outside to let out a blood curdling scream.

A thing that I think is good is when a human creates a piece of art

dick cheney was a genocidal war criminal who died several decades too late, and in a way that was several orders of magnitude too peaceful and painless. the world is better for him being out of it.

feels like the major airlines would sue a democratic white house if they shutdown went this long.

Compton’s Cafeteria uprising site is now a Geo Group facility — public comment in SF: Government Audit & Oversight Committee Thursday, November 6, 2025, 10 AM, City Hall, Room 272 Show up, provide public comment and hold GEO Group accountable.

in my mind ezra klein has an asian wife.

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

do y’all remember that commercial where an older couple is on the beach daydreaming about buying a vacation home and their financial planner says he can move some things around to make it happen? I need to find this.

what an absolute garbage piece of writing here @sfstandard.com

[tony soprano voice] i’m a fuckin gourmand

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Hope @governor.ca.gov learns from the Mamdani race that you don’t have to throw Trans or homeless people under the bus to win big. Unless he already knows that and is just an asshole, which is more likely.

him: [in a cherry picker about to crack open a transformer] me: idk about this font choice dude

just confused an electrician for a creative director.

it's still fuck Gavin Newsom btw

more like bar tool sorts, amiright?

People are always like “‘70s bush” this and “‘70s bush” that but Herbert Walker wasn’t in office until 1989.

why don’t you grow a dastardly little mustache and try that again

Islamophobic warmongers have class solidarity. Do you?

Robots don't need to look like people. It's ridiculous to want them to look and act like people. Anyone who is excited about humanoid robots is just someone who wishes they could own slaves, tbh.

Dante "Allie" Gary

flying the iraqi flag at staff and a half all week.

Woke up today to the news

kamala is gonna put out the nicest statement about dick cheney in three… two… one…

A third plane has struck Dick Cheney