watching grey gardens for the first time.

rawr! chillax brochacho. the economy isn’t as crunk as everyone says. i just le klarna’d some bulk rice so let’s go cray cray XD

i love shit like carpentry tiktok for the “you did xyz wrong” comments. pure hater juice.

somebody give me $200k to fix this.

north beach in sf is a coffee desert.

my grandma was right it’s these damn phones

raise your hand if your family home was foreclosed on and one of your parents died in medical debt while you racked up student debt so you graduate college to no jobs.

raise your hand if your family home was foreclosed on and one of your parents died in medical debt while you racked up student debt so you graduate college to no jobs.

let cuba be you depraved fucks.

probably the best tiktok trend of the year.

you wanna take this offline, bro?

let cuba be you depraved fucks.

BREAKING: Global Sumud Flotilla activists released from Israeli custody after Israel seized an aid flotilla bound for Gaza in international waters, say they were tortured, sexually assaulted and denied basic legal rights. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/finz9n

been at my job long enough to witness our collective twink death.

‘cause i’m just a leftist dirtbag, baby yeah i’m just a leftist dirtbag, baby listen to michael parenti, baby with me ooh ooh ooh ooooooohhhhhooohhh

‘cause i’m just a leftist dirtbag, baby yeah i’m just a leftist dirtbag, baby listen to michael parenti, baby with me ooh ooh ooh ooooooohhhhhooohhh

Today is the last weekday before the start of summer. Lots of folks traveling or hoping to grab an early beer to kick off the weekend. Do yourself a favor and schedule some emails for this afternoon, say 3:37pm or 4:11pm. Ask about the status of big projects. Make your bosses know you love to grind.

porn hub is short for pornography husband.

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

jeopardy try-out test in adhd mode when?

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i'm so tired of seeing things

space exploration would be so cool if we weren’t dying

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note how he’s always using a human shield.

“san francisco strong” bro you’re not a tee shirt printed by a small town high school to raise funds after a local tragedy.

turned on hulu to get a laugh from broad city and they got outshined by the hilarious scott wiener ads calling him “san francisco strong”

Don’t want to tell the Risen Son of God his business, but now would be a fantastic time to rapture his followers

all those flock cameras mass surveilling cities like san diego and they still can’t track down a reported car stolen by a suicidal teenager armed to the teeth before he can shoot up a mosque.

all those flock cameras mass surveilling cities like san diego and they still can’t track down a reported car stolen by a suicidal teenager armed to the teeth before he can shoot up a mosque.

Solidarity w our Muslim brothers & sisters. I should note, this is not the first time the Islamic Center of SD has been attacked: it’s been bombed & vandalized more times than one can count, often making only local news. White nationalism has long been alive & well in this country

Guys i hope ur team wins

tiktok still has some juice

Opinion: The parallels between the shit in my butt and the nation of Israel are difficult to ignore. Neither was supposed to become what it is.

BROKE: It's anti-Semitic not to root for the OKC Thunder WOKE: The OKC Thunder must be returned to their ancestral Zionist homeland, in Seattle

wife: [opening phone for the first time this morning] oh my god! me: did it happen? wife: shein bought everlane!

New season of Hoarders that follows the lives of those disgusting billionaires.

In Scotland they’re called MacMuffins.

The two-year total program cost of the "free diapers" program in California that loser right-wing pundits are crying about is $19.9 million. A similar nationwide program at an equivalent per capita cost would run about $170 million.

pinching my belly rolls with my full palm

who up drinking on the lord’s day

i guess leftism for this guy starts at “basically republicans who are a little more okay with gays (not any other form of queerness) and abortion”

Centrist libs and right wingers agree that centrist libs are "the left', which means they're stupid and wrong and in cahoots.

omw to scoop yo bitch

my 3yo son saw a cybertruck and screamed “look at that silly car!”

Hangover! at the Playground.

Today marks Nakba Day, an annual day of remembrance to commemorate the expulsion of more than 700,000 Palestinians between 1947 and 1949 during the creation of the State of Israel and the year that followed.   Inea is a New Yorker and a Nakba survivor. She shared her story with us.

one of the cool things about having society opinions is you don't have to reconcile them. i think prison should be abolished but no one should be allowed to have over $10m but also legalize/regulate all drugs and hormones and sell them OTC. who fucking cares if it fits together? i'm not in congress

capitalism is superior to communism because under capitalism a single person can be worth a trillion dollars at the low low cost of no one getting healthcare

California gubernatorial candidate Xavier Becerra just took half a million dollars from the fossil fuel industry. This on top of the max contribution from Chevron. When someone shows you who they are, believe them.