happy easter

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you

1000xRESIST shows what the medium can be when we let Theater Sickos take the wheel away from the Movie Perverts for a moment, and it is a future I am desperate to explore more

slow day in the office so figured we'd start some beef with museums

Took some time to unpack a few thoughts on Expedition 33. Watching what I thought was a "pretty good" game get transformed into A Cultural Object has been disheartening. So I have some thoughts on glitz, glamour, and respectability... transgamerthoughts.com/post/8027631...

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

Put Eric Adams on Inside The NBA

When the Yankees get eliminated

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DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin. CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez? (crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy") MAMDANI: Lucas Duda (crowd going nuts)

happy labor day

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

Smokin on that The Legend of Zelda 25th Anniversary Orchestra FULL OST

This video from Fairmount Bagels in Montreal from their Instagram is the most impressive thing I've ever seen

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

so this is how it feels when my haters become my waiters at the table of success

general election preview: zohran: freeze the rent and make buses fast and free cuomo: new york city is a hellhole eric adams: we hustle and grind at the hotel of wisdom, god is my DJ when I’m on the dance floor of success, new york is the home of pizza and 9/11

*beededededoop* Sam. It’s me, Die-Hardman. Wanted to let you know there’s banana bread in the kitchen. You can take a portion of this sweet cake bread anytime. Use the knife to cut off part of the loaf. You can take a full piece or a small piece depending on how hungry you are.

once again asking for a buffet restaurant that only serves hand pie type foods from all over the world. big platters of empanadas and samosas and momos and pasties and sambusas and hot pockets and so on

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

Huddle up, folks. I’m going to publish @jonbois.bsky.social ’s debut novel, 50007: AN AMERICAN FOOTBALL ODYSSEY

“First pope from the U.S.” “First Augustinian pope” — no. First pope with an opinion on Juan Uribe.

watcher gets trolled

Illinois Mandate of Heaven

10/10, no notes.

Important content from the official Scatman John FB page

shut up. be trees for a minute

You there! What day is it???

De Poopst François ass dout

JV RUNNING BACK: c'mon man. the coach didn't mean anything by it. people say "there's no I in team" all the time. they're not even homophones written down. nobody was trying to hurt you there STAR QUARTERBACK POLYPHEMUS JONES, THE ONLY CYCLOPS IN IOWA HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL: what do you mean "nobody"

Trying to get better about sharing my stuff on Blue Sky, but here's my attempt to track down the "Timothée Chalamet At-Bat," a three-pitch sequence reminiscent of Will Sennett's strikeout tweet. www.youtube.com/watch?v=faAg...

every title-winning team that visits the White House has an opportunity to do the Sports Coup and become true World Champions

LTO-9 tapes are 18TB, cost under $100 each, and last for 30+ years making them the most efficient cold storage solution on the market, which every competent IT professional knows, but no im sure you can just dump all of that essential data in some shitty budget cloud storage service lmao

My painting WISCONSIN FARM

permission to lib out, sir

Me before playing #1000xResist : People are exaggerating. It can't be that good. There is no way it's as good as everyone says.

He did it, the crazy son of a bitch did it. www.cnn.com/2025/03/25/a...

rip again to georgia o'keeffe you would've loved minor league baseball