Penn St, probably FSU and maybe LSU and Auburn being open HC jobs at the end of the season is gonna be fuckin' wild

Fire Mike Norvell, let's make this the most chaotic coach carousel ever

Well I had a fun decade or so playing Hearthstone before Blizzard will pull the plug to kill the union

repeating this

If there is a way to short CoreWeave over an 18 month period I will sell everything I own including my own blood plasma to buy that short

This is art G.Lopez pass complete. Catch made by J.Shipp for 0 yards. Lateral to C.Culliver to UNC 19 for 0 yards. Lateral to G.Lopez to UNC 19 for 0 yards. Lateral to J.Shipp to UNC 19 for 0 yards. Lateral to D.Gause to UNC 19 for 0 yards. Tackled by CAL at UNC 19.

Belichick's fifth ulcer

"The play is upheld"

demanding that someone makes Jimmy Fallon talk about his Bored Ape NFT for an entire hour live and explain what he's done with it and what value it has brought to him

it's something that the Roman Catholic Church is taking bigger and faster swings at internal reform than the Democratic Party

Thankfully the ham's onboard a.i. is a good therapist.

What happened, was there something in March 2023 that was bad for a regional bank

Gold has gone from $3900 to $4300 in two weeks, definitely a sign that everything is stable and fine

happy tenth anniversary to the mother’s food must be hot story, which immediately gave me severe brain damage upon reading www.jezebel.com/restaurant-c...

women do not like the vehicle

the night cow takes pity on the sluggos of the world

if there is a Dem president next term I hope they transform that ballroom into a museum exhibit that shows how much of DC was built by slaves

fully in favor of more Ben Folds fans in the world

that bag of Fritos Scoops and the can of jalapeno nacho dip calling to me like the Green Goblin mask

when I was a kid, an aunt taught my mom how to crochet rolls of Life Savers into Christmas tree ornament dolls. In the process she said "you have to be careful not to push the crochet hook into your thumb because... oh". the resultant trip to the ER was narrated by my dad cracking jokes

Why the hell is the Newsom campaign spamming me with e-mails and texts, my dude the election is over three years away and I'm already sick of your sleazy ass

I don't have Ed's sources but it feels to me like the entire AI industry that is propping up our entire economy is 8-10 hooting tehcbros tossing around a gigantic flaming bag of money that is losing value every second and counting it as "revenue" every time they touch it and pass it off

thinking about taking a mental health day off from work soon to eat a big-ass diner breakfast and find an arcade to hang out for a few hours

that's kind of a twist because I thought the IOC might move the Olympics out of LA due to the State Dept denying athletes visas to compete here

imagine losing your job working for a GOP politician because they found out you were too racist to keep around

This garbage can't even get fast food orders right, someone is gonna get charged for like 2,813 refrigerators

i was not prepared for the Steelers backing into a division title and home playoff game because every other QB in the division exploded into dust like in Mutant League Football while Aaron Fucking Rodgers was the last man standing but here we all are

going out like Stan Chera

trading unregulated crypto shitcoins on margin didn't work out? That's shocking, to me

I believe him

Hawai'i is 5-2! Congrats on passing the #HawaiiTest! Come collect your sticker! thesickoscommittee-shop.fourthwall.com/en-cad/produ...

research how to buy and maintain a burner flipphone that will not be linked to you

when Auburn hired that asshole I said it would put a 50-year curse on that program but I did not expect to see results like this so quickly

Would be nice if someone asks JD Vance about this because his response would be another step toward him being excommunicated

Pitt picks up a transitive win over Bama, season is a success no matter what now

Mariners-Jays is an ALCS where I won't be mad whoever wins, I do slightly prefer the M's just because it'd be fun to see them in a WS

Honestly I love games like this for the postseason but I'm fine with the Manfred Man in the regular season because nobody wants this in a Pirates-Rockies game in mid-August

Thinking back to I think 2000 (?) when I fell asleep on the futon watching a Penguins playoff game, woke and thought "oh cool, they're showing the replay" but no, the game was going into it's 5th OT

VLADIMIR: Well? Shall we score a run? ESTRAGON: Yes. Let's. They do not score.

me, a Pirates fan, watching this game:

my favorite broadcasting gimmick is that anytime there's a pitcher in a broadcast booth they have to have a baseball there for him to play around with like a fidget spinner

"My brain is trying to warn me about something" two decades after "His father is the district attorney" as the key phrase in commercials for Fox primetime dramas is an illustration of our cultural decline. In this thirty-eight episode podcast series,

Think I'll get Pizza Hut later today because nothing matters

it's not FOR us

outstanding

Every dino exhibit at Jurassic Park Louisiana has a placard with the taxonomic name, natural domain, brief physical description, and a recipe

That'll fix it

put it in my veins

well, I'm satisfied with that

I'm guessing a couple hundred schools went digging into what their athletes were doing online and found some bad news