*shoves a nerd into a locker* cider house RULES

Drake “Barry Sanders” Maye

They Put Orville Peck In A Street Fighter Movie. No Really I'm Confused Too But I Support Him

I’m 55 minutes into my work week and already looking at Indeed. Even with pretty strict filters on, it keeps recommending me jobs with Border Patrol and the FBI. Like, “we see that you are interested in social work; how would you like to cause social problems?”

snowman got that fenty fold

Laid back Friday night reading the Wikipedia page for celebratory gunfire en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebra...

🎶 guess who just got back today them wide eyed foals that had been away Hadn’t changed, hadn’t much to say Planting bombs to destroy the state 🎶

Well I made it to work and none of the other managers including my boss are here. I think this means I’m in charge. Think I’m going to pull a Kenneth Parcell “ALL MENSTRUATING WOMEN GO HOME IMMEDIATELY” but from the left

I remember a You Can’t Do That on TV episode where a kid was fed his own spleen and it was the first thing I ever watched that genuinely freaked me out

syncopated: what a word

I toughed it out and went to work today despite recovering from food poisoning, and my strength was rewarded by seeing this

Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth, Charlie Brown?

tbh this old NY Post cover is the only conversation I ever want to have about The Beatles

Has Nintendo even bothered to figure out how to make Ray Smuckles a villager in Animal Crossing

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪

Exciting to watch Wikipedia editors argue in real time about whether it is appropriate to update James Watson’s profile image to this considering he died today.

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

THAT’S MY MAYOR (I live in Kentucky)

*runs into room extremely out of breath* that’s one Dick out for No Nut November

I got that thing on me (the new Snocaps album)

I used to get real annoyed at people about this stuff. Now I see it more as feeling sympathy for people who are desperate for help, and being furious at the billionaires exploiting people by suggesting LLMs are on par with therapy.

I handed out candy in my sister’s neighborhood this year. I saw two Trumps but also one Kim Jong Un.

the Pope lifts his mitre. He is wearing a Binghamton Rumble Ponies Spieides Theme Night Flex Fit Hat underneath. "Nothing in all creation is hidden from God’s sight," he says. "Everything is uncovered and laid bare before the eyes of him to whom we must give account."

Louisville, Kentucky! Have you taken the time to fill out the city government’s data center comment and survey form? If not, take the time to tell them to take their data centers and shove it! louisvilleky.gov/government/o...

I would like the record to show that I have been sleeping on twizzlers

hey this is genuinely unhinged for the federal government to be posting this!

Louisville Cardinals and NBA-related fraud, name a more iconic duo

Men need more spaces to discuss whether it’s stolen valor to own a Japanese poster for a movie you haven’t seen.

Put Eric Adams on Inside The NBA

This is what being a Harry Potter fan pays for.

I was a junior in high school, probably in 2003? We got it when we moved to a new house.

Sean Penn was such a little freak in One Battle After Another, damn!

I live across the street from a Catholic Church that is having some sort of event. I want to wander over and check out the snack situation there, but that’s how they get you.

He’s always getting out of the way for the bull

I was supposed to see my favorite band tonight but apparently me getting tickets was some kind of covid fever dream. It’s not sold out but Ticketmaster jacked up the prices for day of.

The deal is that the administration says he has to do the Karl Malone blackface sketch again.

tensions between Americans and Europeans really boiling over in the comments section of this video of a guy showing off his sleeper truck

everyone in the timeline pretty psyched to see Alanis get that honorary degree

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

I was so focused on how strange this is that I didn’t even notice the King of England in this picture.

I remember being in a history class in 2008 or so where there was a kid who would wear shirts that had right wing slogans on them. He’d ask all these questions like “aren’t Nazis actually left wing” and the professor would very patiently and kindly explain why they weren’t without the word “no.”

About to have to explain what a groyper is to my mom on her birthday