Put Eric Adams on Inside The NBA

This is what being a Harry Potter fan pays for.

I was a junior in high school, probably in 2003? We got it when we moved to a new house.

Sean Penn was such a little freak in One Battle After Another, damn!

I live across the street from a Catholic Church that is having some sort of event. I want to wander over and check out the snack situation there, but that’s how they get you.

He’s always getting out of the way for the bull

I was supposed to see my favorite band tonight but apparently me getting tickets was some kind of covid fever dream. It’s not sold out but Ticketmaster jacked up the prices for day of.

The deal is that the administration says he has to do the Karl Malone blackface sketch again.

tensions between Americans and Europeans really boiling over in the comments section of this video of a guy showing off his sleeper truck

everyone in the timeline pretty psyched to see Alanis get that honorary degree

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

I was so focused on how strange this is that I didn’t even notice the King of England in this picture.

I remember being in a history class in 2008 or so where there was a kid who would wear shirts that had right wing slogans on them. He’d ask all these questions like “aren’t Nazis actually left wing” and the professor would very patiently and kindly explain why they weren’t without the word “no.”

About to have to explain what a groyper is to my mom on her birthday

He turned off the TV as the second plane hit, saying it wasn’t important. His son was the singer in a local hardcore band.

9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>

This sounds wacky but it is backed up by science.

A guy in my work’s IT told me this about trying to connect my laptop to the printer.

The Harry Potter books simply cannot be good enough to be worth this

young man, you have killed all your sperms, I said young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said young man, give your brain some more worms, you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged

Turning on private mode, switching on the VPN, googling “blink 182 tour”

congrats to pizzagate for making the main epstein guy president

While I’m generally annoyed by the balkanization of sports streaming, I just saw an NBA on NBC commercial with the classic theme music and you know what? Hell yeah.

What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now

I have covid right now and it’s horrible! Get that booster if you can!

I’m not joking

I’m awake for some reason and I just want to let everyone know that people are also discussing it in the Youtube comments for the Celebration by Kool & the Gang music video

There’s a cricket in my living room somewhere and I’m trying my hardest to be brave about it

I miss when I didn’t know who the head of the CDC was in a good way, instead of now when I don’t know who the head of the CDC is in a bad way

I almost took the bait and responded to a pro Gavin Newsom comment on a TikTok video. VERY dangerous to be this online.

This was it. This is what finally got me to subscribe to the print edition.

did you know nearly half of all parents are women

Top Gun: Maverick: what a movie!

oh hell yeah

I saw a video a few weeks ago where someone claiming to be a psychic said that tomorrow is going to be The Day.

TikTok has only showed me two kinds of a videos this morning: dinosaurs and huge bricks of cocaine being loaded onto boats in the jungle

If your Newsom be Joanna, relax in the cabana If your Newsom be Gavin, a bad time you’ll be havin’

God, I completely the Jack dating Condoleezza Rice episode of 30 Rock

I misread a text about Iraq War ghouls this morning and spent about an hour under the mistaken impression that John Bolton is currently 57 years old.

can't wait to ultimately learn that winnie greco was told that someone from the city was coming by to pick up some cash and the name of @katiehonan.bsky.social's publication threw her off

I am going to miss Eric Adams

I saw a touching scene from a 1973 movie where a young man comes out to his blue collar widower father. The father told his son he loves him and to be proud of who he is. I thought it was really moving so I looked up the movie and it was from a PORNO

If this isn’t like that National Geographic cover on if Darwin was wrong, opening to a two page spread that just said “No,” then I don’t wanna hear it.

We regret to inform you that the milkshake duck is AI generated

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

I was curious about the mechanism that causes me to feel all hot even though my fever is gone. Google’s AI summary said it was because it’s humid. Dog days of summer giving me the dog flu.