“If you’re gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you shit, tell ‘em Charles said fuck you.”

I remember Mike Bibby having a very dumb name for his crew during his playing days and I absolutely cannot remember it

i am, effective immediately, opting out of the american century of humiliation. it will not apply to me. thank you!

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

No government will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Maxxed??

I’m coming down with the sickness again (wanting to buy one of those €1 rural Italian houses)

thank god

Quitting my job to pursue my dream project: writing an adaptation of the Lord of the Rings books where the elves are over the top Italian stereotypes, and literally nothing else different

For those of you (esp. Louisville-area folks regardless of UofL connections, or university-affiliated folks anywhere) who kindly expressed interest in this petition effort, here it is—I would warmly welcome your support.

Most of my classmates were women of color when I got my master’s in social work, if you’re wondering why chiropracty is a professional degree but social work isn’t

building a huge vault in svalbard to archive the semen of unfuckable men for all eternity

Virtually every comment under CBS’ TikTok of this is people either saying it’s staged, praising it, or saying they hope it’s acid, if you were wondering about the American Taliban’s stance on chemical weapon attacks

Profiles in courage: this candidate doesn’t want white people to be killed during all the ethnic cleansing he otherwise supports

I forgot that I was supposed to have the watch all this time. Totally spaced on it. They’re gonna be so cross with me in Valhalla.

An otherwise good day ruined by the reminder that I’m too tall to be a submarine commander AND Mr Met

making me genuinely feel insane that there is a secret police that has been arresting people regardless of their citizenship status, has killed several people in their custody and has already held Democratic politicians and some Democrats are considering giving them more money

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

They made Steak n Shake a libertarian nightmare

Wunderbaaahar

Any politician who isn’t running on a new Reconstruction doesn’t deserve your vote

We have to impeach him.

me watching The Lion in Winter

I told someone I would kick Jared Leto’s ass if I ever saw him irl. I saw him 15 minutes later. We were the only patrons in the entire restaurant.

It’s probably a good thing that the daytime temperature dropped 50° over 24 hours

PENIS BUTTER TRAVEL sounds a little ominous

it's me. the surprise character in Avengers Doomsday is John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I murder half the Avengers with my sick rhymes but you have to see the movie to find out which ones

why is he trying to do mpreg

I know that, if the Yankees or Dodgers sign him, he’ll win a Nobel Prize in literature, so I think the Red Sox should sign Murakami.

If this were true, they wouldn't be banning the medical care that does this.

*shoves a nerd into a locker* cider house RULES

Drake “Barry Sanders” Maye

They Put Orville Peck In A Street Fighter Movie. No Really I'm Confused Too But I Support Him

I’m 55 minutes into my work week and already looking at Indeed. Even with pretty strict filters on, it keeps recommending me jobs with Border Patrol and the FBI. Like, “we see that you are interested in social work; how would you like to cause social problems?”

snowman got that fenty fold

Laid back Friday night reading the Wikipedia page for celebratory gunfire en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebra...

🎶 guess who just got back today them wide eyed foals that had been away Hadn’t changed, hadn’t much to say Planting bombs to destroy the state 🎶

Well I made it to work and none of the other managers including my boss are here. I think this means I’m in charge. Think I’m going to pull a Kenneth Parcell “ALL MENSTRUATING WOMEN GO HOME IMMEDIATELY” but from the left

I remember a You Can’t Do That on TV episode where a kid was fed his own spleen and it was the first thing I ever watched that genuinely freaked me out

syncopated: what a word

I toughed it out and went to work today despite recovering from food poisoning, and my strength was rewarded by seeing this

Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth, Charlie Brown?