“The Brewers made a fake tunnel on the side of a wall, pretended it was real and I ran into it and smushed like an accordion and I’m irrationally mad about it”

Y’all ever just shower in the dark with the Twin Peaks soundtrack playing just to feel?

Gonna have to give up my elder emo card but the new New Found Glory album is absolutely not hitting for me

Listen either he hits it or the head trauma of 102 to the dome means I don’t remember it. Win win

The weirdest thing about Kash Patel being there is why would you want a cop at your party? And not just a cop like the head of the cops.

If Mox didn’t already have his match set for Revolution I’d say they should legitimately set up a Mox v Davis match

I’m loving that they got Hangman matching gear

Nah I hate that stipulation of never challenging again.

I think Mark Davis gets misaligned as a tag only guy. I think he’s best in that capacity but man he absolutely can go in singles too. That was one hell of a showing against Mox

THE STONE PITBULL IS HOME

Do I think Brody is gonna win? No. Will I go fucking INSANE if he does? Yes

I NEED Ciampa to interfere in the ladder match

Not me being a nearly 36 year old person trying not to cry in my office because I watched GMM this morning to see Stevie announce that she’s leaving

I made a short video walking through Bogey coming together

Also on title changes: I dont want it frequently but sometimes it can be fun to hot potato a belt. Trade it back and forth between 2 guys every few weeks for a month or so. Don’t do it more than that but it could be fun to have Ciampa come and take it off Kyle again and then feud over it for a month

Ciampa and Stat losing belts didn’t bother me that much. Re-running Briscoe v Fletcher as well as Bucks v FTR is way worse imo. Ciampa came in, established he was a threat, but got eaten by the bigger fish. Plus either he was gonna lose now or lose for Kyle in Australia. I thought they’d draw last

I am shocked that the Protostar has it back. I was sure they’d go to a draw and then have Kyle win it in Sydney in a run back.

I keep seeing pictures of the palantir guy and every time I think it’s Taika Waititi

Knocked Loose dropped a track with Denzel Curry and it fucking rips

He’s finished. This is Bogey.

Claudio in the mask looked cool as fuck

Took a gummy, ate a Kopps burger, have their best custard flavor (maple syrup and pancakes), wrestling on tv. I’m in flow state folks.

I’m not gonna shut up about how good The new Muppet Show was. It needs to get a full run. Captures the same feeling as the old one, Sabrina worked so well with them.

That ending sucked I’m sorry. I could not care less about Roman winning things like this anymore. I mean come on

Kinda want Gunther to win this now

LA PARKA?!

IM SEEING DOUBLE HERE FOUR EL GRANDE AMERICANO

The fact that we get to run this back in 2026 and have both of them at maybe the best in their careers they’ve ever been is blowing my mind. I am so hyped for this

Man the presentation of Andrade has been STELLAR. Even knowing where he was on the card in the past, he just looks like he is in the main title picture.

This is like a PPV level dynamite. The card, the Ciampa debut. Just being spoiled like crazy

ITS CIAMPAAAAAA

Hey John how’s your mental health? Well in my spare time I’m building a puppet so take that as you will.

Guess the bar bathroom Milwaukee

So when Kyle Rittenhouse showed up at a protest with a gun that was a good thing but when Alex Pretti did it that was grounds for ICE to execute him on the spot? Just trying to keep up with the goalpost moving here

Fuckin heat wave here folks

The issue with the always building to the future for bites of the apple strategy is the league is headed for a lockout. I’d rather have focused on winning now before the landscape radically changes

Man FTR made Price and Oliver look like a million bucks there. Amazing debut from the kids

BRODY VS MJF MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

Snoopy’s been pondering his orb

3 episodes into Heated Rivalry. Why is Kip jacked? Like he’s equally as jacked as 3 professional athletes?

For my Magic the Gathering friends (feels like using the abbreviation is ruined now), are Squen and Cragg the greatest marketing tools of all time? Because they sure as shit feel like it

the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained

Man I legitimately love Doyle and Davis as a team.

I just saw a tiktok where someone referred to Garden State, Empire Records, and the films of Wes Anderson as “niche and not mainstream” and I want to be dead.

I certainly wasn’t pro Newsom, but he had engendered some goodwill for a bit there. An absolute masterclass in absolute shitting that all away. Just such a classic Dem.

I’m just so sick of fuckin celeb podcasts

I have a lot of Bears fans friends and family so this is just always a rare nightmare for me

The world is really bad right now. But wings? Wings are good.

Anyone else always get a little sad that Kid Rock turned out to be a human dumpster fire so now we don’t ever get to just enjoy biwitdaba ever again?

The time between when you message your tattoo artist and they respond is actually the worlds worst time.