7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

WHAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DAVE MATTHEWS: Well, I’m off to that big audition for that band. HIS FRIEND: Hey you’re gonna do great! What’s the name of the band? DAVE: Dave Matthews Band. HIS FRIEND: Oh that’s a good sign! DAVE: Ha ha! Maybe! Don’t jinx it!

unrelenting

Chris is one of my very favorite cartoonists, and I've been looking forward to this for a long time!

If we want to win elections, we're going to need to be a big tent party. The Guy Who Wants To Stab You has to be in the tent. If you can't form a coalition with The Guy Who Wants To Stab You, you're probably not serious about winning. And if we don't win, somebody is probably going to stab you.

Too young for nuclear war drills, too old for active shooter drills. Aye, that’s the sweet spot.

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

The best to ever do it!

your grandparents voting for reagan

GM and congrats on making it to another Week End!!!

Relettering a Peanuts comic with a political statement is the lowest form of art

It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift

"Somebody has to do something, and it’s just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us." -- Jerry Garcia (1942-1995)

It would take so little to make the quality of life in the US the best in the world, and it's such a profound failure that we accept the way it is instead.

"End2End" is both how to unsubscribe from Democratic fundraising texts and how I'd like to line up everyone who subscribed me to them before gunning them down

This is a very very very obvious point to make but shops and movie rental places and record stores are all more fun than buying things online

A week or so ago the President shit himself on camera and they had to cancel a press conference because of it

a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, everything was totally fucked up. this is the story of three losers, a wolfman, and their two robot friends

All in all I'd have to say I don't enjoy being ruled by semi-literate perverts with infinite money

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

stoppable duo <3 when they're together nothing is possible <3 when they join forces the ceiling is the limit <3

we all just want to grow old with the people we love.

People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

We live in this hateful limbo where it's obvious they can't win to everyone but the people uniquely empowered to make them lose

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Sometimes, when I'm alone, I'll worry about how I'm a flawed human being unworthy of love or respect, but then I'll be reminded that vast numbers of people aren't planning how to celebrate when *I* die, and I'll feel a little better.

"we don't want people thinking Democrats are for open borders" I am! who gives a shit!!! my life has been immeasurably improved by the presence of immigrants in my community, regardless of their status, there is literally no downside there! why would I give a shit!!!!

Snow is falling in Manhattan In a slow diagonal fashion On the Sabbath, as it happens Snow is falling in Manhattan If it looks like it might be a bad one The good caretaker springs to action Salts the stoop and scoops the cat in Tests an icy patch for traction

I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"

‘Dueling Banjos’ A silly thing I painted 11 years ago and apparently haven’t posted here before

the air is practically crackling with anticipation and possibility right now. Like right before a time jump in Terminator

That’s the one

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

I feel like letting every president of my lifetime get away with Unlimited War Crimes was a serious mistake

it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"

it's weird and disorienting to live in a state operated at the fanciful whims and caprices of a guy fixated on the problems of 1989

Any Dem running on let-bygones-be-bygones from here on out needs to be kicked out of the party.

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

so cool that when Kurosawa made Seven Samurai, he was like, "What if a movie absolutely ripped for three-and-a-half hours straight?"

This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days