not gonna lie i hope some of you get raptured im tired of your shit

babe can you pour me a chocolate milk, yes the ass glass please

being alive is so sexy tbh

hey i just got an alert saying your personal info was found on the dork web

i think its stupid we have minigolf and golf but not megagolf

that's my emotional support glamorous pop star

In Defiance of Death

you'll never be meek enough for your abuser to forgive you for existing so you might as well shit on 'em

The Democratic tent already had many, many anti-abortion democrats, who got wiped out because — and this is the crucial point! — independents and republicans *did not vote for them*

Cooking food using the stuff at the Airbnb

Another example of the same phenomenon; they are killing people so they can make videos of them killing people. There is not actually any policy that Venezuela or Colombia can enact to satisfy them, because the purpose is just content creation. Podcasters with the power of the Federal government.

This is what I mean when I talk about why all of talk of a modus vivendi or a negotiated surrender is futile; the driving engine of right-wing politics now is grievance podcasting. What they want is to have access to modernity, and also to be frothing with fury and hatred towards it at all times.

steve martin is so crazy good on OMITB

Pragmatically, if you’re interested in revolution or resistance of any sort, you *want* an approachable package of basic revolutionary ideology that people are happy to engage with en masse. You want something that helps people give an easy name to what they’re seeing

this exists it is called thinking

i feel like the administration is constantly answering the question "what is the most absurdly, brazenly evil thing to do today?"

The origin of the “zombie” mythos was the horror of the idea that even death would not free you from having your body and your labor exploited:

Dudes rock

it's now illegal to celebrate when a conservative dies btw

crazy that they think I'm gonna be scared to celebrate when It Happens

A college student here in Texas just got KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL AND ARRESTED for making fun of Charlie Kirk. "They wouldn't go that far" as a line of argument in 2025 is so naive it veers into a kind of dementia.

I dunno maybe this is what you get when you dismiss any vision other than gradually eroding status quo as "privileged" or "unrealistic" or "not important right now" again and again and again and again and again

The "abolish ICE" argument getting so brutally, viciously clarified as obvious and true is good cause for looking at other "want a pony" political demands that are obviously correct but dismissed for, basically, "being annoying to think about"

everything went downhill when they took porn off tumblr

Comrade Bee, your sacrifice is not in vain, our flag runs red with the blood of our martyrs

A Congresswoman calls for everyone like me to be locked up. The world's richest man proposes I be subject to a Nazi medical experiment. I no longer flinch at the sight of the soldiers with assault rifles on my commute. A billboard for AI tells me "keep thinking." One cold brew with oat milk, please

girlfriends always ask "would you still love me if i was a worm" and not "would you still love me if i was a delicious soft noodle in a bowl of ramen". i would still love my girlfriend. then i'd eat her and get a new girlfriend i could have sex with

my first word every morning is "fuck" or "no" or "ugh" so I'd say back to school is going swimmingly

the heart of this guy, i stg

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

I’m an Autistic classically trained chef and I wrote a food aversion acceptance cookbook and guide titled COLOR TASTE TEXTURE, that’s all about finding out what works for specific sensory needs and how to customize food for them. It’s useful for all ages, no cooking experience necessary.

This is, again, for a dime-a-dozen bigot most of the country never heard of and those who had mostly hated

The "and you must love us for it" aspect of the whiny fash movement is truly ascendant

While I got my knuckles rapped by corporate America for being rude and tasteless about a guy who dreamed of the stoning of me and everyone I love, Fox's Brian Kilmeade advocated explicitly for the state murder of all homeless people -- on live TV, no less -- to virtually no response.

Just sent an email out to 10 lucky winners, so if you applied check your inbox and spam folder! I received *240* applicants, and was truly impressed with every last one of them. If you did not win, don't take this as a knock on your project - I had to make TOUGH decisions here.

Dr. Trinity Santos from The Pitt is so rude and insensitive. Someone valorous should kiss her cute little face until she learns some manners

currently reading this and it is gorgeous and horny and everything i want it to be

remember this, kind hearts: we aren't wrong.

We don’t want thunder; we want rum

Roses are red Our resolve hasn't faltered

No desktop app on the planet updates as frequently as Discord.

We just dropped our second dev diary for Whiskerwood! This time, we're focused on the basics of colony survival. Every choice you make in the early game will impact the health and happiness of your Whisker colonists. 🐭 store.steampowered.com/news/app/248...

"they will eat each other alive" is not a strategy, btw

this is one of those things that support having the world we want to create.

We simply do not have to play along.

Connecticut has stopped the death penalty, but companies in the state have helped carry out death sentences elsewhere. Lawmakers are now pushing a bill to shut that down, but the proposal has not advanced since a committee hearing in early February.

A lot of lone nuts with no coherent political philosophy seem to be very closely related to one specific political philosophy

they should invent logging on that is good for you