commiting focaccia crimes. focrimeccia

they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.

it's incredible how many people react to others deciding not to be miserable by pitching a fit

Hey gang, I put up 50 community copies each for solo games VOID 1680 AM, No-Tell Motel, and Lighthouse at the End of the World, AND for my two-player game Wayfarer 1. Grab, play, share, enjoy. bannerless.games/voidam bannerless.games/ntm bannerless.games/lighthouse bannerless.games/wayfarer1

made yogurt at home for the first time. i am free from the industrial yogurt machine 💪

www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo... I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people. #morrowind #thomasthetankengine

second semester of culinary school done. crazy how fast it's gone and how much better i've gotten.

i keep unlocking new modes and they keep being so fun

guest at the dinner party i worked today was not into the idea of butter left out on the counter at room temperature but alas she was in the kitchen with three chefs and alone in her distate

I love y’all, but the Internet needs to be closed for at least 16 hours a day to function properly

cream of mushroom & fennel soup w/hot garlic focaccia croutons. everything minus the cream came from sunset ridge farmer's market #satx <3

Hey, it's my print debut for National Geographic! This fall, I got to accompany folks from the Fort Worth Zoo on an incredible adorable mission: releasing tiny Texas horned lizards to new lives in the Hill Country. (You will want to click on this one, trust me. The photos are adorable.)

guest at the dinner party i worked today was not into the idea of butter left out on the counter at room temperature but alas she was in the kitchen with three chefs and alone in her distate

"why am i anxious" I say, like I don't know that it's the anxiety disorder

an appropriate amount of croutons imo

2025 was one of the worst years of my life, I lost my job of 16 years in February (I'm still looking for a new one, if you know of any design/comms jobs), so while 2025 still sucks, my art has gotten a chance to grow and for that, I am incredibly grateful for the time #ArtvsArtist #ArtvsArtist2025

i keep unlocking new modes and they keep being so fun

cleared out the fridge today and juiced all the produce we weren't gonna eat, using my new juicer. the result is absolutely hideous but I'm choking it down. too much ginger and old citrus

man i just do not know how to be professional and i am not learning the easy way

in this house we cherish the holiday classics 🎄

Look at my wife's eggs (normal)

billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull interviewer: incredible

a cooking thread by me (this was a failure of a dinner, do not be intimidated!)

second semester of culinary school done. crazy how fast it's gone and how much better i've gotten.

Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again

A fam member's coworker got a flyer on her tesla that was just a blank sheet of printer paper with 'nazi shitwagon' written in sharpie. Lmfao

Nothing grates me more than when AI game dudes are like "Don't you wish you could ask an NPC aNyThInG?" Absolutely fucking not. If you don't understand that every piece of writing is made with intention, character, and meaningful choice... you probaby shouldn't be directing a fucking video game.

How about you be jamiroquiet

I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.

Did you know the classic M18A1 claymore mine contains about 700 steel balls that explode at 3,900 feet per second in an optimum range of about 160 feet? Huh. Quote post unrelated

went out to a hot new restaurant tonight and wowza those were some peaks and valleys

the power of a demanding, but fair, teacher

i look forward to coming home to him

honey sit down for a minute, we need to talk im sorry u caught ur father and i doing it 'bozo style' yesterday

one day i delivered just six packages of tacos & halloween candy but you know what? that was six people fed and a couple pounds of food saved

Taking action, no matter how small or humble, vaccinates you against despair.

DOGPILE was one of my fave demos during Steam Next Fest. You pile dogs on dogs to make bigger dogs. It's deeply playful, I can imagine families howling over it together, and if you want a crunchy layer of strategy to sink your teeth into, it's here, too. $6.99 store.steampowered.com/app/3839300/...

Day 13 #ArtAdventCalendar Lumoutunut (Mesmerised), oil on canvas, 65 cm x 54 cm, 2015 (Private collection) #art #painting #CatPainting #OilPainting #caturday

i gotta figure out poached eggs aggghhhhhh

New holiday card for 2025, inspired by 'The Magician' tarot card. Never forget your creative spirit! Fluo pink + yellow + blue ink risograph.

well i think it's fair to say mom had a rough year

said "heard" while fuckin' 😎

We now return you to the AU bigfoot hunt where things are heating up #art #BadInfluenceComic #OCSky

[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war

A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see

Uniquely insulting to pull this shit in NOLA, a city older than the country it's in, whose inclusion into the union only made it worse for people of color who'd lived much better without them

A thin joist of a spine never yet upheld a full and noble soul.

Window visitor

Here it is, my last piece for @eater.bsky.social: my treatise on the last 20 years of food culture, and how food turned into fandom. I really hope you read it. www.eater.com/food-culture...