not sure why any VPN should have a Texas-based server these days

Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic

not saying anything new, but if these folks actually believed in genAI writing, they'd disclose it, tout it, and build their own audiences elsewhere and leave others be. hiding and sneaking it to markets who want no part of it doesn't prove you're good at writing. just proves you're good at fraud.

(eyes rolling back in head) Parry Systems Are For Unsalvageable Perverts. Honest and True Gamers Only Dodge

Me sober walking downtown: this world is an overflowing gutter. A mire of sickening greed and hate Me walking around downtown completely gone off margs: there is so much beauty to behold on this earth. I understand every poem now

When someone makes a joke about white people loving goat cheese that's on me. I'm the reason for that stereotype. Put that shit on my food

Great day to be a Hater. As it is every day

The beauty of sports is you can just decide at any point “I give a shit about this now. Against all reason.” Ten minutes later you hate one of the teams more than life and it’s all downhill from there.

tfw there's a treat in mama's hand

hello, hooper the shark guy

the fuck it will

goodbye, bluesky

Wait a minute, this crab on top of me in the bucket seems awfully tall for a female

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT does something every single episode that leaves me awed. This time around, it was the way musuc jostled with voices, the overwhelming noise of the club scene, the dissonance of the tavern fuck, and especially Lestat monologuing over Armand answering "where's the band?"

In old England the greatest lords think it great glory to be slapped by a queen

The whole framework of rights exists to protect vulnerable people from those empowered over them who they might suffer harm from. Parents are not the at risk party when it comes to children.

There is no such thing as parental rights. Children have rights. Parents have obligations and duties of care. Noone should be taking parents rights groups seriously.

See, people always want to make this just about "sports," but the real upshot here is that, 6-3, trans women can't make a claim under the Equal Protection Clause. And if they can't do that, it's hard to see how they have constitutional rights.

If you or someone in your house is not trans, the only thing you should ever think about trans kids is “How might I brighten their day should I come across one?” Beyond that, you’re a fucking weirdo who is extremely useful to nazis.

*nodding solemnly with full comprehension* yes, I see. there’s a special kind of kid who can’t play sports or go to the bathroom

Tell Me I’m Pretty - 18x24” acrylic on canvas. Available.

Four-year-old just told his toddler sister “it’s time for the hunt” and they both left the room. Not my business

my husband is doing fantasy baseball for the first time. he does not follow baseball. his team is run entirely by our 10yo neighbor, who gets a split of his winnings if she helps my husband defeat the rest of the league. they’re in 1st place! but now, a problem: today she left for sleepaway camp

the absolute bravery of trans ppl in texas 🏳️‍⚧️

being broken in by a new pair of heels (they cute tho)

I have also sighted a Creature

walking to my car with 3 lbs of veal, a quart of duck fat, a mason jar of sauerkraut, and a large tin of anchovies. yes i'm in culinary school

won another cooking competition today 😉 class did paella, my team had (per Chef) the "definitive" winner with far & away the best flavor & the best use of our secret ingredient (large white cannelini beans)

i can take pictures of my husband's hands whenever i like :) hot :)

btw here's one of the best food photos i've ever taken

hell yeah

Did you or did you not buff your charisma before talking to my wife?

Me before clocking in at the getting pissed off factory

being cold is the pits. who invented this?? god??? as if

i love my instax & my friends

We are going to win and I am going to be very very mean about it.

right, right, Naomi Nagata owns from the very start

everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore

seeing a lot of dad’s marked down 50% at the store this morning

Whichever rich country figures out how to be normal about gender and immigration first is going to establish a god emperor of dune style galactic empire

honestly into this thing where i don't have to worry about any father's day obligations. a non-holiday for me. didn't fail to send anyone a card or make a phone call, i just straight woke up and aced it

there's a correlation between how intensely i'm focused on work in a coffee shop and how annoying and distracting i'll find the person who inevitably sits closest to me

saturday snack.

cats :)

would anyone like some

this was the best-tasting chicken i've ever had, and the farmers who raised it have become friends; we'll be having one of their turkeys for thanksgiving

You’re gonna be alright son.