*taste-testing blindfolded* ME: This one must be the Diet Coke, because it's cold. The other one must be the coffee. TESTER: Correct.

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

Man it’s so fucking obvious when the times hates a politician.

Thinking about the 60 emoji again

On the one-year anniversary of his detention by federal authorities, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani and First Lady Rama Duwaji welcomed Mahmoud Khalil, his wife Noor, and their baby boy, Deen, to Gracie Mansion to break the fast together.

Republicans are using kids as a smokescreen for what Big Tech lobbyists want: a national surveillance program to harvest our data with zero protections for people and their privacy. We must fight this dangerous expansion of surveillance technology.

There's also the fact that Rowling has been fairly explicit that the money she earns through Harry Potter she's putting into anti-trans lobbying efforts. There's a difference, IMHO, between an artist with a shitty private life, and an artist using their money to fund regressive social change.

Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

The Republican Party:

Yep.

“At some point, the family said, they lost Naqvi's location that was being shared from her phone. Relatives said federal agents continued to tell them that Naqvi was not in custody, despite her location previously showing her at the Broadview Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility.”

Okay, who did this

The Discourse has become sort of numb to the fact that the richest guy on earth and owner of a major social media platform just routinely spits out the kind of nakedly white supremacist shit that until a decade ago you rarely saw outside of places like Stormfront.

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

Here’s what Target’s CEO thinks keeping his employees safe looks like.

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

shorty u hear comin w her pegleg thru the foggy moonlight

This is an astounding and irresponsible and obvious lie by the Commander in Chief. This feels like another unthinkable red line crossed.

She gave her Nobel peace prize to the guy and he just took it lol

So what are we thinking about the feasibility of a law making former ICE employees go around like sex offenders when they move and tell all their new neighbors that they used to work there

Jan 6ther Andrew Paul Johnson was molesting a child before he was imprisoned in 2024. Trump pardoned him - and he immediately went back to molesting that child, AND that child’s friend. Then he tried to buy their silence by claiming he’d give them some of the millions in restitution he expected.

The Age of the Childcrusher is at an end; the Age of the E-bike is at hand.

"bets made among the staff over which detainee would be next to die by suicide." apnews.com/article/suic...

Chlorine dioxide is an industrial bleach for lumber and freaks like RFK give autistic kids enemas with it. Kids die from the practice. These people just want autistic kids dead.

Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me Dave: ya dont worry Steve: which pic did u use Mark: dont worry about it

Reminder that northern canada is extremely desolate but also filled with genuinely absurd fantasy terrain

We should never ever forget why they did it

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

title of a meticulously researched youtube video about the history of orthopedic casting: "Binding Magic: What the Pharaohs Knew" new title after the original one bombed: "Where Do Casts Come From?" final title change with 100k views: "My BONES got DOINKED??"

Thanks to @vennart666.bsky.social for introducing me to the unique moves of Luigi Primo, the pizza throwing wrestler

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

If I’m ever fired, don’t tell me either. I don’t wanna know

well, today in floridly depressing news: the French helpline for female victims of male violence is facing "coordinated" attacks from men's rights activists, who keep calling up in the hope of making it harder for women to reach their services

Oh you're an independent minded rebel who doesn't play by the rules? Fuck you. You've ruined society. Society was right to reject you. No more lose canons. No more outsiders. I want by the book squares running everything and to have more power.

The secretary of Miami-Dade County’s GOP started a group chat for conservative students — and within 3 weeks, it was filled with over 400 instances of the N-word, Nazi rhetoric and writings of "dozens of ways of violently killing Black people"

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.