woke 1 made the mistake of making people think it was problematic to make fun of healing crystals and astrology. woke 2 must be focused on the destruction of white shamanism

(walking up to an ape who is using a stick to scoop ants out of a rotting log and eat them) let me get a bite of those ants

It’s no big surprise that Trump’s DOJ is deleting all of the January 6th press releases from its website. Here’s the thing: I downloaded all of them in Feb. 2025 (that’s right, more than a year ago) suspecting that they’d do just that. And we’re working to post them all online, as are others.

The U.S. has officially killed more than 200 people in Latin American waters since Sept. 2, with next to no evidence presented to the public to justify the strikes.

I love that there's incontroverible proof Talarico is straight in this picture and it isn't the girlfriend.

It's really funny for the Liberal Currents article to come out and a bunch of people to go "Erm idk about that, seems reductive/wrong" only for every random ass very online conservative influencer to go "yes my brain is totally rotted by weird porn"

They really kept the powder dry for the general huh

Something to be said here about the specific fact that conservatives believe things *about liberals* that are completely divorced from reality. Like I have a decent understanding of what many conservatives believe because I actually see what they're saying, but they sincerely believe....

you have let down the computer. and in so doing, let down yourself

NEW: A group of activists have built an awesome new tool to help immigration attorneys and the general public know when an ICE flight is headed to their area. gillianbrockell.com/habeas-fligh...

my favorite erick erickson moment is when he said that his family refused to eat asian food on the anniversary of pearl harbor to honor the tragedy. a reporter reached out to his mom to confirm whether this was true and she was like “i don’t know what the fuck he is talking about”

...and that Liberal Currents piece on conservatives obsession with porn and sex wins the Pulitzer now, right?

Just insane. New Jersey Gov Mikie Sherrill says DHS just denied state health inspectors full access to Delaney Hall. She's calling for it to be shut down.

Greatest country in the world if the gutter nationalists would just let it be

This is so fucking funny, these guys are really going to convince themselves that tourists who wanted to spend a summer vacation in the Bay are just gonna shrug and go chill out in downtown Muncie instead

may everyone targeted by the right wing chud brigade receive this treatment from their coworkers, this rules

Reporters don't talk enough about how Republicans do not consider Democratic voters to be fully American.

This is so comical but also legit makes me so mad about all the people who get denied federal jobs for being honest about smoking weed or whatever, like dawg what do you mean they missed him lying about being a pilot in the Navy

Said it before and I'll say it again, I am pretty convinced that we're going to get a serious outbreak at some point that kills conservatives and their families at insanely disproportionate rates and instead of learning anything they are going to double down even harder on medical conspiracism

[trying to explain richard hanania] you must imagine a man so committed to the calipers that he concluded whites are the inferior race

cute girl on the bus: what are you listening to? (in my airpods) 𝐼 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑑𝑎 𝑡𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑡. 𝑂𝑜𝑔𝑎 𝐵𝑜𝑜𝑔𝑎! 𝐼’𝑚 𝑑𝑎𝑡 𝑇𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑀𝑎𝑛! me: Beethoven

the wikipedia image for sexual roleplay is making my lose my mind

Basically the only example of this that has ever looked cool was Jason Kander assembling a rifle blindfolded while monologuing, everything else just makes you look insecure and desperate for republicans to pat you on the head

Every metropolitan area in the US should be studying congestion pricing now to be ready to implement with a new administration. There is no other tool that so quickly and effectively decreases traffic, increase bus speeds, increases transit ridership, and reduces emissions.

“your uterus is your castle” is the funniest pro-abortion stance I’ve ever seen

people will really say the tech industry ran out of innovative ideas ten years ago as if my smart watch doesn't now assign me a bedtime score

These are the two optimal types of Baseball Name.

Let @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com illuminate this situation. www.liberalcurrents.com/we-need-to-t...

I saw chaos inside and outside of the ICE detention center Delaney Hall today. Detainees protesting the lack of due process, the disgusting food and poor treatment while their families and advocates stood outside calling for help. 1/4

lmao these wreckers can fuck all the way off. posted right after Kim got pepper sprayed on the front lines.

Pls start carrying signs to the effect of "do you think your dad is ashamed his son won't show his face in public"

Again, straight from Delaney Hall in Newark NJ: ICE just tear gassed Senator Andy Kim.

XAVIER: Stand down, Erik! We must avoid violence! MAGNETO: The violence began long before us, friend. Now choose which of your new recruits will feel the deadly power of MAGNETISM. NOTEPAD: Professor, I will save his remarks as an unformatted .txt file! XAVIER: (in Magneto's head) I choose Notepad.

Real heads (read: caffeine addicts) know that Diet Coke has more caffeine

This stuff is true but also messaging should be focused less on scientific criticisms and more on the fact that he is just disgusting and weird. His fans love that he makes the egghead experts mad so you gotta lock in on visceral stuff like how he downs shots of slimy goo and swims in piss and shit

It's because they want to feel superior for being oPeN mInDeD and everybody piling on them is just validating their complex about it. Just block the clowns who do this

Wizards get so mad when you kill them with a gun. All like “ahhh I thought we were doing it magic style” or “this was supposed to be a magical duel this was your idea glggh ack” it’s like dude I’m not dueling you with magic you get a good grade in magic I am bringing my Sig

The Liberal Currents articles on gender race and politics are starting to feel like the period in the early 1900s when they were just dropping nonstop hits in physics and chemistry

I am not kidding about making a cabinet-level position for tearing Trump’s name off everything in this country you write this shit into a movie script before Trump came on the scene and you get laughed out of the room

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

new conspiracy theory: Trump started the war to get out of going to his son's wedding

That Harris and Walz didn't go to fancy schools like elites should is an underrated cause for why the press loathed them.

It's so awesome how he doesn't have even a single redeeming quality lol, can't even pretend to give a shit about his own kids

Whatever your thoughts about The Boys' finale, it made Elon Musk mad, which the show's creator and cast think is hilarious.

🏺 Can’t sleep, gotta post more hedgehog artefacts. This one’s an aryballos held at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. 📜 www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...

Once again looking forward to all the locally-rich goons who thought they were on the team realizing they've destroyed their own children's opportunities while the actually-rich keep sending their kids out of state to fancy intact schools

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://bit.ly/44aNdkq