hawk tuah is running for state auditor of oklahoma

please do not be sinful on my facebook wall

*takes long drag of cigarette* floor’s lava, kid. always has been.

(doing the bare minimum) you have no idea what i go through every day

Todd Stoll © May 5th, 2026. Realme Q3 Pro 5G #Photography #ManualFocus #ManualExposure

I like when it's dark out, October will cure me. I'm walking these woods, am I 30 or 13?

it’s a big shitta thing, a lil pooper like you wouldn’t get it

oh great now where am I supposed to get my world’s biggest condoms

everyone is mad at me even god

sea

Freaking cute baby

i always thought uncle kracker was saying “give me the beach boys and free my soul” which just made sense to me, as a fellow white

everyone in town is curious about the big noise™

Gaming is a gamer's wet dream

while u studied the blade i studied the bigger blade

here’s to another day of doing everything wrong without a lesson learned

Unfortunately, my fits are never fly

Spongebob big guy pants, okay

And now back to whatever I was doing before those thoughts

easter bunny coming

those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i'm going to steer this ship into the rocks

coming out of my cage and honestly I've been better

Puppy passed the civil service exam to become the new REAPER... he doesn't quite know how to do the job yet, but he's very hardworking.

[replying to every post i see] u on some ‘hear ye hear ye’ shit huh lol

lets drink this coffee

"The color is repellent, almost revolting; a smouldering unclean yellow, strangely faded by the slow-turning sunlight." I made a "Yellow Wallpaper" piece back in 2017, but I re-read the story over the weekend and wanted to try again. Much happier with this version 🖤

me, all day, every day

guys i wish i was more interesting but i am a boring young lady

The cat comes quacking when I open a can but never wants what's inside. She's chasing some dragon.

i asked a magic 8 ball if everything was going to be ok and it collapsed in on itself like a dying star is that good

Its so frustrating when my cat does something cute like that and I cant film it.

I pledge allegiance to swagger and being a bad bitch,

Sorry I'm late, I was trying to play a skeleton’s ribs like a xylophone

Cookie Monster voice: Coming out of me cage and me been doing just fine

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These shoes rock

I hate it when somebody in a movie has a problem. Can’t they just have a nice time

do not come for my ass

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