If you’re an American should watch the Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown ep on Iran. A deeply humanizing look at a country full of people just like you and me. I watched it after Anthony died and it moved in ways that are hard to relay. I also immediately ran out to try kabob koobideh and tahdig.

the levels of elite impunity we are seeing now and the levels of war crimes we are seeing now are two aspects of the same path of historical development. right now they see war as our problem (and their investment opportunity). it is world historically important that we make war their problem again

I think Donald’s at Walter Reed hospital right now, social media posts from 3 hrs ago said this and the major road into the hospital is blocked off. There’s an emergency meeting at the WH. Not getting anyone’s hopes up but if it’s true I’ve got bubbly chilling.

Six years ago the thinking world started having to fight with the Anti vaxxer idiots about how it was bad to drink their own piss. And i've been slightly annoyed with the world since.

your powers of seduction are no match for my obliviousness

I heard you needed an adorable #cat on your timeline

Nobody told us the to do list would become a neverending cycle til you die This is why people disappear themselves into the woods

Starting a new app called Only Weirdos

Let's make the funeral festive

Wishing you good fortune today

I get it, moon. My gibbous is waning, too.

Fact: sperm whales call humans “jizz monkeys”

I hope the women’s hockey team refuses any invitation with a “sorry, only rapists hang out with other rapists”.

Every single day, the President or a member of his administration does something that would have ended the career of politicians in the past, but nothing happens to them because they aren’t politicians. They’re performers.

I love y’all! 🩷

Can I come over and stare at you like this?

i don't think christians should be allowed to vibe advertise in commercial breaks like they're selling coca cola. no more shots of the night sky and vague cursive text about finding purpose. show your weird-ass mega pastor asking for money and telling people cholera is caused by loose morals

If food is a love language, then this is the sauce.

This is why America is afraid of socialism, bc it works‼️

for anyone who may be losing faith in himan progress, remember this: we invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun.

Macaulay Culkin pays tribute to ‘Home Alone’ mom Catherine O'Hara: “Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you but I had so much more to say. I love you. l'Il see you later.”

Retroactively pretty disappointed in the medical staff at Walter Reed Medical Center for giving him experimental drugs and saving his life those years ago.

gm and happy frozen frog friday

Rest peacefully, Catherine O'Hara, you beautiful, incomparable Queen 🧡

And now my heart is broken. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

the eternal conflict between wanting to discover new music and only ever wanting to listen to your favorites

tomorrow me has his shit together let him deal with it

wilson phillips keeps telling me if i hold on for one more day things will go my way but it’s been years and i’m starting to feel like they’re lying

We’re going to be okay. I promise. Not you though, you’re a piece of shit.

Fuck nudes. I wanna know your favorite songs that sound like they become a different song.

Had the wildest dream this morning. I was in my backyard and it was late afternoon. My grandfather was seated nearby. In the sky I saw a plane that looked like a military fueler with another plane attached behind it. I had a small digital camera in my hand. The planes suddenly took a sharp —

Saturday night mood. From Cecil B. DeMille’s The Godless Girl (1928).

Share a television show that raised you:

Share a television show that raised you:

Share a television show that raised you:

If the US holds Venezuela, we will seize 17% of oil -- yesterday's technology. If China uses this precedent to take Taiwan, it will own 60% of semiconductors -- tomorrow's technology. See what happens when you elect evil & stupid at the same time? Really American FB

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

It is something else to have a dream of visiting a family in which the husband has died and now realize that in that same dream, your parents have moved into their home and both of your parents are alive. When in reality your own father has passed away.

Might hang my cameltoe where everyone can see, or whatever that Christmas song says

One of the Peruvian zinnias has blossomed already! 🤩 Several other flowers are also blooming as is more common now in this warm late fall. I love the Peruvia zinnia as that lone blossom will continue to push more petals around and inside of it. I’m still amazed it’s a native Arizonan wildflower. #🌺

had old Green Day cranked in the car awhile back- first saw them in '91- and some kid yelled out "is that Green Day? My gramma loves them!" and I almost ran the little shit over 🤦

Audioslave was playing on the classic rock station. I have more life to live, goddamnit