I am so happy with that roast today. Sometimes you worry about something for a week and then nail it on game day.

The important thing to remember, is that Ohio and Alabama lost.

This went very well. Rack of pork with crispy golden potatoes and roasted carrots.

Saw a guy wearing a Decemberists shirt and he couldn’t even name three other historical insurrections

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They gentrified the tinfoil hat

A message for you all to carry through the year

The kind of energy I bring to bluesky

You don't scare me. You're not a child's birthday party coming into a restaurant

January fireworks > any other J month fireworks.

Pretty thankful our dogs are calm around fireworks. Cats mostly ok. This message brought to you by the woman that bought a brick of pop it fireworks for her grandbebes today.

I’m really glad I mowed the lawn today. I don’t need to carry that sort of chore into an entirely new year.

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Case in point.

Pretty excited about the shower I’m gonna take tonight.

Unsolicited hog pics.

#2025Favs #ThirdQuarterEdition

a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles

The sword with INT footballs stabbed through it goes hard

A Manning that can run is confusing the shit outta me.

If maybe it could happen today before, say, midnight pacific? I’m opening champagne anyway. I do love a twofer.

My buddy said he's leaving his problems in the old year. I tried. My problems followed me home. They know where I live. —They have the keys.

"We invented trains!" -Hell yea "They're easy to maintain and run for decades!" -Sick "Also easy to electrify, nearby dams can even power them over mountain passes!" -Incredible "Scratch that, we're going to pour all $ into cars which require resource plundering and endless debt 4ever" -Da fuk?

Joey came by and trimmed down the willow tree out back. It’ll start putting off new limbs in April, but some basket weavers want those. Trimmed the lilac off the sidewalk side. Mowed the lawn so I don’t have to do it in January. Not a bad way to end the year I suppose.

You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store

bye 2025👋

An Italianish approach for good fortune in the coming year, and feel free to add something porky to up your chances even more From the @wweek.com archives

My gynecologist has sleep apnea, so I get CPAP smears.

Tbf, if a rat crawled under my hat and started controlling me, I wouldn’t even care. Take the wheel, rat daddy

LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren

Y’all, I’m pretty stoked about this rack of pork I’m gonna smoke for New Year’s Day with the girlies. Some roasted Yukon golds and carrots to round it out.

Goodnight from the Little Yellow Shop on Western Ave We got to teach an amazing student today. It was so great, she was such a peach! We’ll be open tomorrow and would love to see you. 💛💛 @pikeplacepublicmarket

*taps sign*

The way I just scared the shit out of both cats by putting a bag of frozen meatballs into a hot steel pan. They both deserved it.

I think I’m gonna mow the lawn tomorrow so that I don’t have to mow in January. Mowing in January feels real weird.

I know this doesn’t look like much, but if we’d had this in that 1/24 storm, it would’ve saved us a lot of heartache and pain. Hooks up to my tool batteries that I have 7 of and moves water FAST.

Expert level catting right here. Softest blanket, biggest sun spot.

Bad neighbors are having a board meeting. Member parks blocking our mail and drive. I go knock on door, they immediately grab keys to move car. “I’m sorry, I didn’t know”. That pissed me off. You didn’t know that my house wasn’t the place you walked into? I don’t think you’re smart enough to drive.

Had to block the word “username” for a week to make my timeline readable.

My man looks like he can identify pepper spray brands by taste

My man looks like he wears prescription pants

My man looks like he’s modeling the Daddy’s Little Stinker line of clothes by Sears

My man looks like he puts rohypnol in cotton candy

My man looks like the host of a podcast about Werther’s hard candies

My man looks like someone who’s legally obligated to stay 500 feet away from bouncy castles

My man looks like he’s been banned from all Carnival Cruise Lines ships for “conduct unbecoming a buffet participant”

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This.

Pretty uneventful milk run to the gbebes to finish up Christmas, unless you count the giant pickup truck with 6 total headlights, all LED, all on high beam. Could see it coming around a corner a mile away. Can’t see anything now tho.

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