Fuck cancer.

Well this breeze is fucking magic.

Left to my own devices, I put together a pretty cute yard. It’s wild to think that we put in every piece of landscaping here.

Do it for them.

TEN FUCKING GOALS SO MUCH COCAINE MOTORCYCLE HELICOPTER EXPLOSION

NINE goals

I’m so glad he scored that Jfc.

A French defender named Lacroix? No wonder the defense is so watered down and lacking flavor ?

Fraaance!

Fraaaaance!

It’s coming home (third place)

A frustrating lack of communication and respect. I'm glad PBOT responded swiftly when they were called out. Sex work is work. Workers deserve protections and the affordances needed to do their jobs. And - we need to be reducing our dependence on cars so EVERYONE can get where they're going better.

Jfc. Are we listening to a different game? We are. Gdi

Super pissed off to see how many open seats there are at this Thorns/Summit game. Tix were >$90 (some selling for $1200!) on all ticket apps. Only 25 tix to the Riveters. We tried at the 11th hr to get tix so our fam could go. And yet…empty seats. Nice work, Denver. #BAONPDX #Thorns #Summit

Somebody needs to tell the summit band to not play the Gary glitter pedo song.

ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!

If you’re going to interview The Great Hannah Waddingham, do some gd research and compose yourself with respect.

Heaps teaching the Euro flop so soon.

I tried to join a group of crows,but Mom wouldn't let me do attempted murders.

Are the times in panel two WILDLY wrong?

Our two investigations into Madison Square Garden are now unpaywalled and free for anyone to read.

One of my favorite spatulas broke, but I have tools so I made it better and more able to reach the bottom of containers.

There has been a development with the neighbors shingle bundles. While no work has visibly (or auditory) occurred, roughly 7 bundles of shingles have disappeared. Maybe after a year in plastic they turn into something else?

Old enough to remember Jack In The Box getting blamed for a supplier bringing in tainted meat. No, not that time, the other one.

Just left Grocery Outlet where every lettuce and most green produce was Taylor Farms or Earthbound Organics. A wall of poop.

🚨🚨🚨FOR MY FRIENDS THAT FISH!!!🚨🚨🚨 Fisherman’s Marine and Outdoor is closing after this weekend and everything is 40-50% off. I got boots cuz none of you have taken me fishing so I’ve no idea what to get. @linssenp.bsky.social

I had to put shoes and socks on AGAIN! This foot prison tyrany must be abolished.

Here’s my game summary for last night: Portland Timbers are better than the Belgium National Team when playing on grass in Seattle.

I am surprised as hell that FIFA didn’t roll up the grass and take it with them while flipping a bird and making fart noises.

Target got real wild this morning

FASHION SHOWDOWN WHO WORE IT BETTER VOTE NOW

a few good Jessica’s

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!? ITS FIVE PAST… wait, I have no idea who that guy is playing keeper for Seattle.

“A flurry of retreating sounders” is the new 30-50 feral hogs.

I just realized there’s 20 minutes left in this game.

Last time I saw Timbers play it was 10 guys in the same shirt and Pants. Somewhere in the last month they became a team?

Phil getting off his couch, opening the sliding door and walking into the sea.

We can see you sneaking out. *I don’t blame you lolololol

Gasping

That looked like Gab with a mustache

In honor of Timbers vs Sounders, I went to the bad place to retrieve this all timer from @kabest.bsky.social

Does Miami have a game this weekend or nah?

I do not like this gen AI I do not like what it implies I do not want it in my art I do not think it makes you smart I do not want it in my games I do not like its goals and aims I do not want it in my books I do not like the way it looks I do not like it, I don't care I do not want it anywhere

What I just got Tonight at 9pm ET, DJT is expected to give a primetime address claiming newly declassified intelligence shows foreign interference in the 2020 election — with the CIA director, the acting intelligence director, the FBI director, and the Homeland Security secretary behind him.

Oh come on, it’s the Chicago FIRE! against the country causing all the smoke! Give em two hydration breaks per half and make em play….what could possibly go wrong?

Armada inflation test

every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally

Export A Golds

rocking up to the cat shelter with my reusable totes like hi im here to do my shopping