Posting from a long line of Cheer Respectors www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl54...

You should check out the Gathering of the Guilds at the Oregon Convention Center this weekend!! gatheringoftheguilds.com

I didn’t think a Dirty Dancing remake was a good idea but I hadn’t heard the whole pitch

Different hardware, same software.

For a couple of seconds, I was looking for Michael Stipe.

Me: oh wow, cool! The Kitten Lady dropped a new tool to help age kittens based on their physical characteristics! This is gonna help so many people give more appropriate neonatal kitten care Universal Cat Distribution System: that’s great you should test it out Me: wait what Client: YARD ORPHAN

Sounds like fun if I want booked. preview.mailerlite.io/emails/webvi...

This is so Wes Anderson, I can almost hear the affectless Jason Schwartzmann voiceover saying "My mother used to design undercover disguises for the Stasi"

My band rehearsal space is in the theater of a middle school. Today, while entering the room, there was a picture of a pineapple in the upper corner of one of the doors. And now I’m befuddled.

I put her little pad away because I thought it would stay warm.

I’ve been yawning for the last 45 minutes. It feels like my head can’t open enough for the yawn to be effective.

When I visit a small town, and there’s an unexpected restaurant, you can bet I’m eating there. The Mongolian place in Shelbyville, Population 5324 is going to be worth it either way

shout out to my fellow void posters. not here to make good posts just here to rid my brain of troublesome thoughts

Priceless post from the official White House social media

Our spring wind band concert is THIS SUNDAY! 🎶🌈

Saw fat ham at PCS. It’s a much blacker, queerer and happier ending version of hamlet than we read aloud in high school English class. It’s a good show, you should see it.

“I picked up the guitar last year, and after endless hours of private lessons and online tutorials, I’ve now learned enough to realize that I have no idea what I’m doing with this instrument,” said the 45-year-old content strategist

Good afternoon all. youtu.be/gzIAiyxS-nk?...

the procrastinator prepares for a manic burst of “productivity” to spare the ego

Sometimes the only thing standing in the way of your goals… is you.

Not sure what my favorite snack was, but I took the little Dodgers hat home last time, and tried to put it on the cats. The cats did not want to wear it.

I can’t say how much I needed an evening with yo yo ma. He ended with spiegel im spiegel with a photo from the James Webb telescope and spotlights shimmering across the proscenium and ceiling and it was like a prayer.

If there’s no intermission, how am I to get my Spanish coffee?

I had to do a visual field test. Unlike a hearing test, you start seeing images of the last flash. Is that a new one or is my eye playing tricks on me? Not my favorite test. I think video game folks could improve on it.

Because it’s Monday and I have symphony tickets, I’m at Virginia cafe having a happy hour burger. It was astonishingly messy. The lettuce, tomato, cheese and bun all seemed to be the repellent ends of a weak magnet

in honor of The Onion officially taking over InfoWars, what’s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe? Michael Jordan was doing the exact same shit as Pete Rose (gambling on games his team played in) during his playing career and Nike+the NBA have…done what it took to keep that quiet.

I’m going to get transition lenses in my new glasses. Getting fancier every day.

Happy patriot’s day

There has been a murder

I swear to god that there is someone that enters my house, microwaves Italian food and bbq without a lid and then leaves.

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Laundry’s on the line. Time for a cheese break.

I totally believe her. She does not seem broken up out it. youtu.be/1nYAL6YS0Gc?...

In addition to rotating my mattress, I ran the zip it down the bathroom sink until it one again drains at standard speed.

The thing about not having Diet Coke at home is when I go out and have it, it’s a treat.

A lady in our 40+ decrepit middle-aged soccer group is a leg amputee. She hopes to play in the US Amputee Women’s World Cup next year (she just started playing last year). But she says they need more players. Please repost, maybe someone knows someone. www.usampsoccer.org/post/the-wom...

Why not both?

what is the charge. what crime has been done

Pretty sure rehearsal is going to focus on the section from 9:11 to the end. youtu.be/anc7U-dQ7Wg?...

Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

I’ve been having string cheese for an afternoon snack and today, I upgraded. This is actual cheese and tastes like cheese and is amazing. I don’t know why every store in Portland isn’t carrying this.

May your smoke alarms be always working. May your dog be always happy. May your fire extinguisher be always accessible. May your ladder be always on a firm, flat surface. May your cat be around.

I hope the World Cup tanks so hard and everyone loses all their money.

I’ve got a big band sing stuck in my head but can’t think of its name. It goes: doo dot dah doodley-oodley-oodley doo doo Doo dot dah doodley-oodley-oodley doo doo I want to say it’s a benny Goodman tune but I could be off. Right era though.

My mower is dead dead. I briefly resurrected it but it couldn’t handle the strain of the thick grass.

One reason I hate ticks and earwigs is because I saw Wrath of Khan. Don’t correct me about earwigs because knowledge has no power in this.

This afternoon I’m going to road trip to the Don Froylan creamery in Salem.

The piccolo army assembles… Find out why on April 26th at our spring wind band concert, “An American Question: Who Gets to Be Heard?” Tickets available at thereser.org/event/an-ame... 🎶🌈 #RoseCityPrideBands