Someone get Erling Haaland and Jimothy together asap

If Dipoto doesn’t fire Wilson tonight this is an unserious organization.

Worst game I’ve ever watched (complimentary)

Spain - Argentina is going to absolutely suck after this.

4-0 is the most dangerous lead in football

This is the most interesting 3rd place game…ever?

I love to listen to the radio broadcast for Bay FC while watching Portland v Denver.

I think Heaps maybe impacted the play in an offside position but also wtf was Arnold doing there.

That was sooooooft.

Washing produce DOES NOT kill cyclospora. ONLY HEAT KILLS CYCLOSPORA. Further, Taco Bell actually pulled lettuce from their menu in advance. Taylor Farms, where the lettuce is actually from, has done nothing. Taylor Farms is one of the largest lettuce producers in the country.

Can VAR be good for something for once??

I don’t mean to be hyperbolic but Neville should never coach again, probs

I love watching the Sounders get boo’d by their own fans

In honor of Timbers vs Sounders, I went to the bad place to retrieve this all timer from @kabest.bsky.social

Timbers-Sounders on a Thursday night is wild work from the MLS schedule makers.

This is the second time in two years when NWSL has tried to make a game go ahead in dangerous conditions because they didn't want to give up a TV or crowd opportunity. They continue to make their priorities clear.

It is once again not coming home

England knocked Norway and Mexico out FOR WHAT??

I wanted England to win but seeing sad English fans is always nice

Messi is simply inevitable

Was that the best tackle I’ve ever seen???? I think so.

I don’t like any of the remaining teams someone help

When will Caiya come back from war?

I'm not even rooting against Argentina at this point I am rooting against FIFA

Just a reminder, maybe don’t post stuff that will get you fired.

I thought you couldn’t VAR yellow cards?

Can everyone stop diving this game is boring enough.

VAR is the worst tbh

Taking off Haaland feels like giving up tbh

England, Argentina, and France are just getting an absurd amount of soft fouls in their favor. Corrupt WC stays corrupt.

That was a floppppp

Honestly surprised it’s taken this long for people to realize Sofi Stadium is a terrarium

Can the M’s fire Dan Wilson already?

International sporting events really do put a chokehold on me. What do you mean there’s no soccer today???

I hope both teams lose and Cape Verde comes back to take their place.

Well I guess I’m all in on Norway now.

i hate soccer my favorite sport

Thought my Falcons fan friends would wanna see this

Egypts defense really thought a 2 goal lead was safe

I hate this

[extremely bangles voice] ball like the egyptians

I'm supposed to be working but how

What if we killed VAR with hammers

GET IT BACK IN BLOOD EGYPT

Egypt scores:

I guess one positive about the USMNT game is that no one in sports media is patting them on the back and saying nice try. They are being justifiably called out for how bad they were. Feels better than the kid gloves they normally get.