May everyone involved burn in hell

People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws

I applaud Brook Pinto’s newfound interest in holding MPD accountable for its various sins, but it’s unfortunate that it took the need to appeal to voters outside of Georgetown to activate it

Not only that, he said that fraud by minorities is responsible for the ENTIRE budget deficit. Which is absolutely insane, but hey, he didn't visibly shit himself, so success! I don't know why they continue to set the bar for this motherfucker somewhere near the Earth's inner core.

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The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

Ozymandias, King of Kings, is one year old today. He successfully overcame FIP to become the luxuriantly-furred and mighty hunter that he is today, and we are very proud of him. Happy Birthday, Ozzy!

I wrote about the US funneling pregnant children in immigrant detention to a Texas facility where their rights can be more effectively restricted. I hear echoes of disappeared parents and kidnapped children in Argentina decades ago. In each case, the intent is to inflict deep generational trauma.

at its peak the show did more in 15 seconds than some do in their entire run

I say this constantly both because the culture is full of the stupidest people demanding the most attention, and because this is basically how CPS works: nurse, neighbor, teacher writes a note and a credulous social worker arrives to make the most bad faith interpretation possible.

Any Ralph quote from Lisa the vegetarian sleep that’s where I’m a Viking when I grow up I’m going to bovine university, I can’t believe I went out with you. And

The discourse is now bad. I personally love "Boo-urns", "Dental plan", "It's still good", "Lousy Smarch weather" and "in this house we observe the laws of thermodynamics".

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

Happy Twin Peaks day to all who celebrate

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It’s cold and wet in DC tonight so be sure to have the shelter hotline number- 311 or 202-399-7093 - in your phone and if you can carry cash to help unhoused folks be able to get out of the cold

Stay home. That’s the advice I’ve given to my friends. For the rest of you, this is a warning for anyone considering going to the World Cup in America this summer.

“I worry about young people going out there for the World Cup – I really do. I imagine a group of young guys getting drunk at a game, getting arrested. I could see them easily ending up in the same place as I did. They’d find some reason to detain them.”

if anyone is tempted to briefly hand it to John Roberts remember that he is about to finish his life’s work of destroying the Voting Rights Act and save yourself the trouble

A DAY FOR CONSEQUENCES

Fool, who have given everyting to artifical god. Repent, and find Dog.

Don't get me wrong, I would love to see the Council doing more aggressive oversight of agencies and legislating and budgeting to force the mayor's hand... but on chronic agency dysfunction, the buck stops with the executive and somehow Bowser has convinced these people it doesn't?

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"🤓☝️😏 erm, this is impractical and doesn't consider all the specific policy rules of HR.420-69" You think Gavin and Big Balls gave a fuck about the rules? I don't care! Fuck the rules, the rules didn't do fucking shit!

How many staff and teachers contracted COVID, died, or became disabled because universities and schools decided they feared irate students and parents and politicians more than they did the systematic debilitation of their workforce?

His children were friends with my daughter. He was a lively, generous, joyful man and deserves to be alive. #JulianBailey

a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.

Exactly this. "I'll vote for whichever candidate has a D next to their name no matter what their actual policy positions are!" sends a message to the politicians that they don't need to care about what you want at all. It's wild that people keep volunteering their unconditional support.

Go, "One Woman," GO! #BM100

Yeah we're going to Bruenig Man, why do you ask

Like you, I’ve been contributing to others’ efforts to fundraise for their neighbors’ survival. Now I’m asking you to help my own neighbor. She’s trying to fight removal proceedings and reopen her asylum case, and needs $ for legal costs—$3,035 of $8K raised so far. VM: @wentrogue Subj: ⚖️

Barkley Marathon has started. Time to obsessively follow @keithdunn.bsky.social for updates. #bm100

Chuck Schumer got ICE paid in November when he folded

US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.

This is why you shouldn’t believe them when they say they are done with a place. We are still occupied, and at least two people have died due to it since DC was declared “crime free”

Anyway yeah happy Black History Month and fuck Gavin Newsom

Neighborhood trash missed for 3 weeks. Tried multiple escalation channels (including DPW and Mayor's office) but none work. I don't like it but feels like social media is the only real avenue to get help. Introducing the newest "Mayor Muriel Bowser Presents" @mayorbowser.dc.gov

Important thread on the ongoing, expanded occupation of DC 👉🏽

been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis

a reminder that DC remains under occupation

I heard about a killing of a Black man in DC by US marshals on a call from someone in the neighborhood then saw it confirmed by the organization @harrietsdreams.bsky.social & here. A Black man in DC was killed by the state today. Make the same noise for him as for anyone else when we have his name.

Tomorrow morning, make calls!!! Tell them to VOTE NO on S.J. Res. 102! Lisa Murkowski (AK) 202-224-6665 Thom Tillis (NC) 202-224-6342 Dan Sullivan (AK) 202-224-3004 Dave McCormick (PA) 202-224-6324 Bill Cassidy (LA) 202-224-5824 Susan Collins (ME) 202-224-2523 #DCStatehood

Congressional Republicans are going to deprive D.C. of $700 million in revenue and repeal a local program projected to reduce child poverty by 20 percent, solely to spite District residents and make us suffer. They’re also throwing our tax filing into utter chaos. This is a disaster.

Anytime this chudfuck comes up, I'm going to remind people that Pelosi, Hoyer, Jeffries and Clyburn went to the fucking mat to keep him in his seat when a progressive woman challenger ran against him. This is who they keep. This is who they protect. This is what they want. This is who they are.

everybody shut up the italian national hockey team full of random guys is even at 2-2 with sweden despite being outshot 35-8

Love how colon cancer keeps killing people under 50 and yet insurance doesn't cover colonoscopy without cost-sharing until age 45. I just paid $1,584 out of pocket for mine thanks to my deductible and copays