i know 'USMNT' is 'us men's national team' but every time i see it all my brain reads is "the US ninja turtles"

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

ancient mesopotamian farmer i'm making watch the sheep detective: this flock is so healthy. so large. it's so beautiful. this future is wondrous me: yeah and it's a movie. that square on the wall is showing another world farmer: you already explained films. do not make me watch ghost of mars again

we need to bring back this fucking thing

"to your house? in 3D Land" but i actually modded daffy into the game

Can you imagine if a Democratic president started a war for no reason, lost it within a few months, and surrendered? The media would eat that president alive. Then it would spend the next 50 years demanding every Democratic presidential candidate prove ahead of time they aren't similarly loserish.

being a pioneer ostensibly means doing something no one has tried before. we have *tried* the raw milk thing. people died. then someone *pioneered* a technique that made it so that didn't happen before. you, sir, are simply going *backward*

“If you died nothing in my life would change” remains one of the coldest bars ever posted

Happy pride from Porygon everyone. This was a real conversation.

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

myst and gumby are both fundamentally about dudes who are addicted to travelling inside of fucked up books

oh my god 😭😭😭

dream jobs: - book editing assistant - ceo but im one of the good ones - construction worker on the gigantic saw 7 john kramer (specifically working in the penis division)

📽️

This dude, immediately before trying to assassinate the president for some reason:

Luis Bunuel-ass event

Something we don’t address enough is how many people, especially adults, do not have a working imagination.

Next year will be the 10th anniversary of this joke still not being dated. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssj_...

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

Every Castlevania game is about going into a room and there’s just some asshole.

I NEED you all to see this fuckass company logo from the Salamander OVA laserdisc

I got lots of problems with these people but one of the biggest complaints I have is none of them know any of the pop culture references they keep using in memes. This guy literally threw the detonator out the window so no one would die

I wanted it to look like CLAYFACE had a hammer for a hand, but it looks like he's on his way to work

How can you not be romantic about broadcasting

cursed pokopia habitat

The last four animated feature Oscar winners have been quite diverse picks now that Disney/Pixar has lost its stranglehold on the category

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.

🐢 #pokopia

Sorcerer (1977), Dir. William Friedkin

pikmin x house plants

found the perfect mod

These will never stop being hilarious

ff6

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t