There used to be a restaurant called the Gaslight in derry, I thought it dd amazing ribs but.. now I'm not so sure.

Even the worst graph on this chart is a resounding "Whatever man, can I get back to my beer?" We are going to win.

I just don't know what to do about this. I'm genuinely at a loss. "Has muslims, thumbs down" is now just written on the Steam page for Little Rocket Lab, and I cannot remove it. Anyone coming in to look at our game will rightly just think "What the fuck?", and there's nothing I can do.

All the more reason to dump Meta apps now.

Pass it on: Sinners is probably the best film of the year.

lmaooooo where's the lie 😭

Every single one of my weird trans horror novels outsold AMERICAN CANTO, first week to first week

Oh please, we only had a little nibble.

Bluesky now requires age-verification in Mississippi, even though X does not. So Mississippians can still access X anonymously, but htey have to submit paperwork to read Bluesky. Guess which site doesn't think they'll get prosecuted in Mississippi. Asymmetrical enforcement threats are censorship.

So from my understanding, this guy made a video saying everyone knew about Justin and were complicit in covering up assault, except for CA, who posted a chat log about said assault in their response document, and also sexual harassment is made up if it happened to a guy? Is that what he's saying???

There's a casual vacancy inside her skull where a brain used to be due to obsessive Sharpie fume huffing.

He’s the biggest strongest healthiest boy in the world but also shaking people’s hands gives his poor widdle hands a big ouchie.

OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!

In this office we believe in reposting Garfield content.

At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if closed captions are banned next.

He said, "Take this, it is my body. Delivered in 30 minutes or it's free."

I went to a Christmas party last night and my friends' dog has this new thing where if he feels ignored, he'll go fetch a Christmas card from another room and bring it to them.

Valve has now rejected my complaint, confirming that "I don't like muslims" is a valid reason to leave a negative review on a game on Steam This is where we're at now.

I wonder if this photo was chosen by someone who searched for "parent and kid, upset" and this is what popped up and they don't understand the context. Or maybe the Financial Times is accusing private equity of fucking a pie. I just don't know about finance to make a judgement on this.

The man is responsible for the deaths of over 300,000 children. He should hope for the mercy of Kirk's end.

I will go to my grave screaming about how Pennywise being a clown hits completely different for anyone under 40 or 50, because the original intent was that Pennywise LOOKED HARMLESS, because “IT” predates scary clowns, & if the story were modern, Pennywise would manifest as a ninja turtle or Luffy

i worked in 30 rock off and on for many years. i heard stories about famous people time to time. and one thing i can tell you is 100% true: everyone hates jimmy fallon. everyone.

not so fun fact: jimmy fallon play video games in his dressing room with some of his tonight show writers. they have to let him win or he'll make everyone's life hell.

Just found out that this was the OG voice for Chucky in Childs Play*. I waited for years to hear Tim Curry's Joker, now I'll wait years to hear her Chucky. *Dourif originally only played the living Charles Lee Ray.

Apparently the “terrorist” who “posed immediate threat” is a 3 year old child named Ahed al-Bayok.

It’s genuinely unbelievable how much the average right winger’s conception of history is based on post-war American advertising of the mid 20th century

People give me shit because my mum’s in my phone under her actual name rather than “Mum” and I don’t get that, like, I’ve known her for years, we’re on first name terms.

if I see another academic describe LLMs - a tech owned by a small elite of white billionaires, built from extracting data from humans and minerals from the earth, and refined by the labor of underpaid workers in the global south - as an ‘important tool for decolonization’ I may simply just explode

www.snopes.com/fact-check/f... used almost a thousand agents for redaction

“who’s excited for their holiday bonus this year”

the vast majority of child sexual abuse happens not through the internet but through immediate relatives, and the way these people get away with it is because a) children straight up may not understand what's going on and b) children may have no independent avenues of communication to tell anyone

Fuck vote blue no matter who. If all this madness isn't enough to get the Democrats to field a candidate who can support trans rights and be against genocide they're telling me they don't want my vote and I'm happy to oblige. I'm not voting for a more polite Trump. Full stop.

I can’t agree that people stopped “virtue signaling” because the term almost instantly became meaningless; it was applied to any expression of caring or thoughtfulness. I don’t think the vice signaling came from an absence of virtue signaling, rather from the non-cessation of expressions of decency

he’s an investor in a soybean farm. calling him a farmer is like calling jerry jones a quarterback.

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

Just a minor KISS anecdote while we're on the subject: Ace Frehley once owned a genuine 1959 Gibson Les Paul (the Holy Grail of electric guitars), pawned it to pay for a weekend in Vegas with the idea he'd gamble enough to buy it back, and then went bust. They were kind of dipshits on many levels.

each of us contains the full genetic instructions for both testosterone & estrogen driven hormone loadouts (along with varying combos of both) this can be changed at any time. our genes will even start expressing themselves differently within ~3-6 months. this is an existential threat to fascists.

This follows for basically every field, just to be clear. But it's really fun to see it weaponized against transphobes.

HR departments countrywide need to start treating gendercrit employees as potentially hostile. As soon as you are required to interact with one, you dust off the rulebook, you dot every eye and cross every t, and you assume bad faith at every turn. They are a threat to every organisation.

Playmobil… you know I love you but, do we need to talk? Is everything ok at home?

pals you gotta quit spotify

In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025

They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.

Just scheduled a new History Short :). About the time in the 1700s Scotland when some local myths turned up for real. It's a January one.

Sent Patrons a new video!

some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think

The jumble of bones looked like porridge. It turned out to be a new species of pterosaur preserved in prehistoric vomit, the latest fossil find extracted from dinosaur excretions. I’ll tell you more in my latest for NatGeo. 🧪

I can fix the bad boy, is such a sad little trope. This isn't to say we should not extend grace, or understanding or even forgiveness. BUT YOU CANNOT FORGIVE HARMS NOT DONE UNTO YOU. And offering a path back is simply that, a path back. It's not about saying the right words, because lo...