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But David French, the guys flipping out over Drag Queen Story Hour are the weak men creating hard times. If they think something has gone terribly wrong, and that the thing is people reading books to kids at a voluntary family event, that's insanely weak. And an excuse to act on irrational hatred.

Don't forget increased pollution and even reports of higher cancer risk near new data centers meant to power this GenAI crap. And the fact that it's become such a massive investment bubble that, when it pops, it will likely tank a good chunk of the world's economy for years to come.

This is the same show where executive producer Lorne Michaels handed hosting over to both Elon Musk and Donald Trump. They told you who they were a long, long time ago. If you're still watching, you might want to question why you keep forgiving this shit.

If you're a registered sex offender and have to go door to door to inform your neighbors, why not campaign for the republican party while you're at it.

So we need to understand that what this is doing to breaking events, "AI" is also doing to history and historical research. The false information, fake citations, and fabricated images are ROYALLY fucking up our ability to know our past AND our present.

The titans of artificial intelligence have fired the first shot in a regulatory battle poised to dominate the 2026 midterms, and the industry’s prospects for victory are already looking good.

ok im halfway through zootopia 2 and my review is "if you thought zootopia's allegory for racism was clumsy and hamfisted, just wait until you see its allegory for israel-palestine"

James Gunn, inventor and sole user of "people in movies listening to portable music players," apparently 🙄

This is some real order of operations shit. You always make it easier for people to live before you make it easier for them to die. That's, like, rule one.

Charlie Kirk shot - “things happen?” [screaming, crying, rending of garments]

nothing makes women feel safe like receiving ocular patdowns from guys who look like this btw

Not "potentially" targeted. OBVIOUSLY targeted.

You noticed it too, right? The minute Jasmine Crockett, a fierce fighter against fascism, announced her run for the Senate, the never-Kamala trolls came out in force. Never that same heat for Trump, who wants to export Palestinians from Gaza and turn it into a resort. Literally ethnic cleansing. 🧵

Grateful as always for Abughazaleh's voice. Angry as always with the American leftists who flood the mentions of people we're supposed to be allies of to attack them for expressing sympathy and grief over Jewish death.

Trump didn't want to waste a thought or prayer.

The War on Christmas is coming from inside the house.

The War on Christmas has been waged from the inside apparently.

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It's a defining feature of the Trump Era: unqualified people in big important jobs who don't want to do them and can't anyway so they spend a lot of time pretending to do it on TV and social media.

there’s a large portion of people somehow posting about how this made them more islamiphobic which to me implies they endorse the shooting

So there is already an ai-generated whitewashing campaign to bury the name of the Muslim man, Ahmed al Ahmed, who disarmed one of the Bondi Beach shooters, and replace his identity with a white guy name and that’s why even a thimble of our potable water powering this tech is too fucking much.

People commenting on this saying "This is just an excuse to convince disabled people to die"... ...what do you think they're already doing? When I was in the hospital, I had to REPEATEDLY make it clear I WANT TO LIVE because they kept on with every treatment "Or we can make you comfortable..."

When Charlie Kirk was shot, he did a full oval office address. When it's college kids on campus it's "things can happen." What a sociopath.

It was a quick trip from "Make America Great Again" to "Shit Happens"

Again, even though the Japanese government leading up to 1945 committed terrible atrocities, none of us think that Japanese internment was caused by the Japanese government. It was caused by American racism.

I increasingly think that in folks' attention to Orwell, Atwood, and so on, they did not properly anticipate how Vonnegut-esque the dystopia would be.

Ahh so he’s just openly admitting his absolutely abysmal and transphobic views on trans people in sports are just fully made without listening to any actual facts on the issues, just shit he’s made up based on fear mongering. Cool cool. But did you know he’s the best on trans? He said so!

Yes, this is the same group that brought you Sound of Freedom.

It just clicked in my head that if the RAM shortage continues as it is, it's going to be literally impossible for most people to upgrade from Windows 10 systems to ones that run Windows 11. So Microsoft is going to be pushed to add another year of Windows 10 support or face public crucifixion.

Chances are if you know a c-suit executive's name these days it's because you want them to die.

I’m genuinely baffled that they are not only licensing their valuable characters for the slop-shop, but they’re *paying* for it. Ass-backwards buffoonery.

Don't forget increased pollution and even reports of higher cancer risk near new data centers meant to power this GenAI crap. And the fact that it's become such a massive investment bubble that, when it pops, it will likely tank a good chunk of the world's economy for years to come.

AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone - tech is now more expensive - you cannot trust most media of reality anymore - programs barely function - energy prices - literal psychosis - your voice can be literally stolen for evil - more spyware but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.

When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67

i can't believe this

someone is enjoying his first inside christmas

Jesus fucking Christ, America. We are a shithole country with a shithole president and a shithole congress that does nothing to stop this entirely preventable violence. Fuck your guns and fuck you.

Abolish "A.i."

Urge to learn ASL rising.

Translation: "Let me write a thousand words about how I have no good ideas."

Lmfao every AI defense piece is like "AYY I FUCKIN SUCK BRO HOPEFULLY THIS FUCKIN STEAL YOUR SHIT MACHINE WILL MAKE ME SUCK SLIGHTLY LESS OK"

Most Americans do not want right-wing policies or right-wing culture war bullshit. These folks forgot how unpopular they really are.

You get the feeling that a lot of these "important" people and companies are only on Bluesky because at least five different PR reps had to tell them that there's a sizable audience here that Twitter is beginning to truly lack?

Hi Senator. Glad you're posting to Bluesky. But kinda weird that you're trying to kill Section 230 at the same time which would make it very difficult for Bluesky to exist. Maybe think through that a bit more carefully?

i keep getting lululemon ads and theyre all like this

THEY DID THE MEME THEY DID THE FUCKIN MEME

Sorry I think using AI for placeholders is also bad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I know you only care about finished art but placeholder art also needs to be made by a human being who also needs to be paid for that But placeholder midjourney slop cuts that artist out

Lol they got him a mirror like a lonely parakeet