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TIL that the Minions from "Despicable Me" are hard-wired to serve the most evil person on Earth, and also thousands of years old, so when the movie became a franchise, the writers had to strand them in an ice cave right after the Napoleonic Wars until 1968 so they wouldn't have to be literal Nazis.

Terry Pratchett bears witness at the American Visionary Art Museum.

the best ad i've seen all year

The Lifeguard. Photos from my collection, no date/info.

TX AG Ken Paxton offered a child rapist ONE day in jail and no sex offender registration requirement. Donald Trump just endorsed him for US Senate. Horrific story that isn’t getting the attention it deserves. No paywall. Read & subscribe here: letsaddresstexas.substack.com/p/ken-paxton...

Don't forget about the giveaway!

To be fair, cats like to destroy cardboard.

Jasmine and Belle would like to inform you that they are perpetually starved for both food and attention, even if they were fed literally ten minutes ago

Make no mistake: Massie is a sack of crap like the rest of them. What’s notable about his loss is the way the president obviously leaned on the scale because this particular sack of crap wouldn’t back down on Epstein.

I think it was an important step to eliminate academics and subject matter experts and let d-tier comedians and introspection-allergic class predators hash out all our major policy issues

Republicans up for election in 6 months (crying): Sir please...we can only sell so much corruption to the rubes...our fragile majority sir... Trump: Shut up and put the money in the bag

After teen girls were targeted by AI-generated CSAM, Radnor Township High School in Pennsylvania has become a case study in how schools and police around the country grapple with how to response to deepfake crimes involving children. @samleecole.bsky.social reports. www.404media.co/radnor-high-...

To keep people up to date: six people who exercised their first amendment rights had their lives overturned and were forced to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars in attorneys fees because of clear prosecutorial misconduct.

What really sucks is, anymore, I don’t trust anybody that calls themselves a free speech advocate. Because it’s almost ALWAYS just them trying to defend their ability to say heinous shit without judgement or consequences, and then they’re a-okay with actual free speech violations.

The feds harangued Kat and my family over bullshit charges for a year. They tried to beat her down, bankrupt Kat and her codefendants through legal fees, and a defeat her spirit. They fucking lost. They will continue to lose. Fuck ICE forever. To this criminal gang of a government: stay losing.

Okay I know it's off topic but OH MY GOD THAT COMBOVER

I think the main reason why the Dc animated movies went "bad" was because they were being rushed out like somehow theres 59 of them, budgets being cut constantly and them basing stories on bad New 52 stories and we really didn't need multiple connected universes

KAT WON. FUCK ICE.

Heads up, MCM: I saw an A4 sheet of paper on the floor by a vendor setting up their booth which read "FEMALE TOILETS". I won't name the vendor, in case it wasn't theirs, but if you see these signs over the Gender Neutral loo signs PLEASE REPORT THEM (and tear them down).

Due to the sheer misery of her journey for the past 22 hours, i actually traveled to Philly and got on the same bus as my daughter, @nyxthenephalem.bsky.social. I'm now sitting next to her as she sleeps, since she finally can relax. She has to do this every month for 2 years. She needs donations.

If you use BuyMeACoffee then maybe reconsider using them, they suspended my account today because I make adult content. They won't even give me my remaining balance. My fav is how they play the "we're a small widdle company" like lmao no, I'm a small company. Fuck you, fuck Visa, fuck MasterCard.

“leftists are trying to spoil elections by purity testing candidates over trans rights!!” no man our rights are being taken away so we want to vote for people who will stop it. Not everything is a 3D chess political masterstroke you GW flunkie, Beltway drunk driver, lanyard wearing, dork ass loser

The times that a trans student has come out to me as a part of their self-discovery are sacred to me at a time when little else is. This is an abominable and unenforceable fascist tactic.

You only have a few days left to tell the FCC that they should stop trying to force broadcasters to classify trans and nonbinary people as inappropriate for children to see on TV skepchick.org/2026/05/the-...

This just sounds like an asteroid coming for everyone's traffic revenue

there’s no fucking entry point for them! it all requires homework! you have to have seen all of a cartoon show that started airing before they were toilet trained to understand it!

“Diversity of thought” is an expression invented by conservatives to imply that rejection of their ideas is a form of bigotry

Whatever your thoughts about The Boys' finale, it made Elon Musk mad, which the show's creator and cast think is hilarious.

The good thing about a sign that says "You Are Here" is it's always accurate.

Enable 2FA, folks.

Saw someone respond to the idea of DC statehood with “so should every major city be its own state?” and yeah don’t threaten me with a good time.

Today my daughter has been forced to endure an incredibly traumatic day, not because of any of the normal ohio bullshit, which didn't help, but because the damn greyhound bus is over 4 hours late to pick her up. She's desperate for something to cheer her up. ko-fi.com/succunyx/goa... Please.

Yeah, this reeks a lot less of "ideologically motivated cover-up" and more that it's just lazy and dumb analysis with zero useful conclusions. Seems like a product of committee thinking, the kind of Report you get when you ask 12 different people to write part of it.

This little man has spent days acting absolutely feral and has suddenly decided he's changed his mind and regrets his previous words and actions. 😂❤️

What are the Six Genders? Wrong answers only.

NEW: After months outrage from residents, Bandera, Texas voted 3-2 to immediately end its contract with Flock. Then, a dissenting councilmember crashed out saying would be introducing measures to ban cell phones, the internet, cameras, and nearly all technology in the town of roughly 900 people.

Barney Frank died. You're going to hear a lot of eulogizing for him this week, but I am going to remind everyone that he was oddly obsessed with trans women's penises for some reason.

Something people don't really remember but is true is that one of the *top* political issues the media covered in the runup to the 2014 midterms was the idea that Barack Obama had badly mismanaged an Ebola outbreak because 10 total Americans had gotten it

conservatives are being pretty clear that they see anything more than a token black presence as tantamount to "anti-white discrimination," and even then, they view that as suspect

NEW: Months before the $1.8 billion “anti-weaponization” fund was announced, Ed Martin predicted Capitol rioters would get millions, even if it took until 2028, two people told NBC News.

Oh for fuck's sake: do you remember back during the Iraq War, the war we were lied into by the Bush Administration, when they handed soldiers a deck of cards with the names and faces of Iraqi targets? That's what the New Republic hands Din Djarin in The Mandalorian & Grogu. I shit you not.

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The void is trying to sell me a new toilet seat. 📸 AubuchonHardware

one of my favorite facts about the US coal industry is that it employs less people than Broadway

Block this trash on sight and follow the REAL publishers of actual human creators instead. go.bsky.app/C2tf7oZ

Is this entire graduation season just going to be watching rich dipshits get booed for trying to jack off AI in front of college kids? Because if so keep doing it, I'm having a blast.

A whole lot of politics discourse is elucidated when you realize "purity test" just means "issue I personally do not care about"

Remember: we were never given credit for being right about crypto, we were never given credit for being right about NFTs, we were never given credit for being right about the metaverse and we will never be given credit for being right about AI. Fuck 'em up anyway.