Clearly, Laken Riley would not be satisfied unless armed Gestapo troops are given carte blanche to kill any brown person who looks at them crosseyed

TRUMP: I’m a racist fucking idiot FOX: He’s a racist fucking idiot GOP: We are proudly voting for the racist fucking idiot FOX: Thank you for voting for the racist fucking idiot DEMS: Republicans are racist fucking idiots GOP: How dare you

I don’t think that’s how obesity works

Trump’s behavior is not normalized as a result of the mainstream media. Trump’s behavior is normalized when there are no direct consequences for his actions.

I guess that’s one way to stop Trump from running for a third term

If you think what Trump is doing is okay, then why the hell were you pretending to care about the Constitution all of those years

R: Yes, we all know perfectly well that Trump attempted to stage a coup in broad daylight, but I was really worried about Bidenflation and the migrant invasion so I voted for him again D: How can Republicans be so fucking stupid R: And you’re not allowed to call us that

FIVE YEARS LATER A Q&A with the Politics Mechanic: open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...

If you defend Trump, you’re as bad as he is. #January6th

The lessons we learned from January 6: 1. Trump will never ever admit he’s wrong 2. Trump will never go away without a fight 3. No matter what Trump does, the GOP will protect him 4. Most Democrats hate to fight 5. Democrats did not do nearly enough to stop him from coming back

Why yes, I do remember 27 years ago when Congress impeached the President for lying about a blowjob

As we have seen here in America, Trump is far more interested in “conquering” countries than dealing with any of the mundane details of running them. ⬇️

GOP, 2000-2025: Our children have grown up to be spoiled snowflakes because they’ve received participation trophies their entire lives GOP 2026: Well, maybe Machado could share her Nobel Peace Prize to make Trump feel better

NARRATOR: This was never true in South Florida or anywhere else on Earth

EMPIRE BURLESQUE New blog post: open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...

Donald Trump is a greedy megalomaniac who wants to own everything in the world, an observation that is entirely consistent with his behavior when he first became famous in the Eighties and continues through the present day

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to suggest that Trump wants to create his own Soviet-style empire that includes Greenland, Canada, Mexico, and as much of South America as he can grab. I sure wish we had a functional Congress that could stop this kind of thing.

FUN FACT: Today’s College Republicans have never known a version of the Republican Party that did not equal “fealty to Trump, 100% of the time”

SHORTER GOP: Trump got rid of Maduro to make life better for the filthy Venezuelans that will immediately be thrown into prison camps if they ever set foot over the American border

DEMS IN 2024: Donald Trump is a lawless criminal who is definitely in the Epstein Files and will do everything in his power to distract from this up to and including unwarranted military attacks on other countries so for the love of God please do not— GOP IN 2024: LOL 🤣 TDS

NOVEMBER: At long last, the Epstein Files will be released and we will learn once and for all whether Trump molested teenage girls DECEMBER: Yep! He sure did JANUARY: President Trump invaded Venezuela and captured Maduro and his wife

Last night really lent some fresh perspective to the whole discussion about whether the 22nd Amendment will stop Trump from running again

What, and I cannot overemphasize this enough, the fuck

Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?

The 2026 Year in Review is going to be an absolute lulu

DEMS IN 2024: Donald Trump is a lawless criminal who is definitely in the Epstein Files and will do everything in his power to distract from this up to and including unwarranted military attacks on other countries so for the love of God please do not— GOP IN 2024: LOL 🤣 TDS

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT New blog post: open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT New blog post: open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...

My response to “The media is normalizing this”: What would the media need to say to change the consistent pattern of voter behavior over the past ten years? The people who voted for him aren’t listening to the mainstream media, so it doesn’t seem to matter how alarmist they are.

- A viral video by MAGA commentator Nick Shirley alleges additional fraud to be uncovered at Somali daycare centers. But a YouTube video is not evidence per se. Shirley relies on misleading examples, such as visiting a daycare center at 1:00 even though the sign states that they open at 2:00.

It’s remarkable how quickly Vance and his cohort have gone from “Trump could be America’s Hitler” (derogatory) to “Trump could be America’s Hitler” (not derogatory).

There are only three factors that are relevant: 1. Will Trump willingly get out of the way 2. Will the GOP defy Trump and rally behind someone else 3. Will Trump die The answers are (respectively): 1. No 2. No 3. Maybe

EXPLAINING EXTREMELY OBVIOUS THINGS TO PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO LISTEN December Wrapup: open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...

EXPLAINING EXTREMELY OBVIOUS THINGS TO PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO LISTEN December Wrapup: open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...

MAGA is fine with grown men attacking as many young girls as they want if it will protect their daughters from transgender girls who were never attacking them in the first place

There is some great stuff in this thread. ⬇️

MUSK: I have conquered Twitter, which is now called X USERS: Fuck off, we’re leaving MUSK: Hey, no fair - - - - TRUMP: I have conquered the Kennedy Center, which is now called the Trump-Kennedy Center ARTISTS: Fuck off, we’re leaving TRUMP: Hey, no fair

THE YEAR IN REVIEW, PART 2 Where the only intelligence was artificial: open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...

SEE ALSO: Coulter, Ann

THE YEAR IN REVIEW, PART 2 Where the only intelligence was artificial: open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...

GOP, NOVEMBER: We can’t elect Mamdani to be the Mayor of New York because he’s a Muslim from Uganda and he’ll enforce Sharia law GOP, DECEMBER: How dare Mamdani appoint a lesbian Fire Commissioner

In my universe, this counts as a rave review

Bari Weiss is a reactionary whose role is to promote conservatives and neutralize liberals and every one of her defenders who insists “no really, that’s not what she’s doing” is perfectly fine with a reactionary whose role it is to promote conservatives and neutralize liberals

I don’t reject people for having different opinions. But if these opinions are based on incorrect assumptions, I will find no value in engaging with them indefinitely.

EVERY ROB REINER TRIBUTE I HAVE SEEN: ARCHIE BUNKER: You are a meathead. You are a meat head. Your head is made of meat, which is why I call you a meathead (laugh track roars) NARRATOR: In the ‘70s, this was absolutely groundbreaking television

I have little doubt that the phrase “children’s literature class” is generating all sorts of unwarranted alarm amongst people who are disregarding the fact that this is a university-level course

I'm sorry but that's nuts even for him, who the hell says "enjoy what may be your last merry christmas" except, like, a movie villain

THE YEAR IN REVIEW, PART 1 A Year of Trump, Musk, A.I., and Other Sh*t That Was Absolutely Impossible to Avoid: open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...

It’s erupting all over the place. Everyone is freaking out. “HOLY SHIT, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS!?” “WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?”Threads is treating the new Epstein revelations like urgent breaking news unfolding right in front of us, like January 6th or even 9/11. And everywhere else? Same ol’ same ol’.