Opening a mini-golf course just so I can call it Putthole.

From the peaceful halls of Corvo Bianco to the battle under a full moon, Blood and Wine remains one of our most unforgettable projects. Today, we raise a glass to the stories, characters, and battles that made Toussaint a place like no other. Thank you for joining us on this journey! 🍷

"Surreal!" you exclaim, hopping away on one foot, pretending you're a pogo stick.

People always look surprised when you throw a fish at them

Daily bunny no.3335 has a small allergy

Mother?

had a near death experience and all i have to say is i really wished i’d spent more time arguing politics with strangers on the internet

You can’t spell women without omen.

Please admire this terrible dog who is guilty of many crimes.

Portrait of a murderbird

This is now

Famous artists in chambray shirts. Frank Wimberley, Mark Grotjahn, Gilbert Lewis, Norman Rockwell

Of course the hearing issue I have would be called "SBUTT" of fucking course lol

Blue moon tomorrow!!

Cure. 🧛

The kind of person who becomes a billionaire is the type of person who has a eugenics mission in mind It’s never a type of person who wants to have a truckload of Oreos sent to their house

She's so purdy

cloud report

What do you have against bass? You bassist

"You’re going to get left behind if you don’t use AI.” Leave me then. Leave me with my critical thinking skills, my ability to read and write long-form, and books without needing AI summaries.

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aww somebody’s meemaw made the national archives a wreath

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Go for it!

Funyuns are vegetables fucking fight me

Meowie Antoinette

Going to take down the listings tonight before I go to bed and place the order tomorrow afternoon. 👀 I’m so pleased with the support the books have gotten! Thank you to everyone who picked up a copy, got a pdf and shared the posts! 💖💖💖

Today I was talking to bestie on discord & we were curious about what kind of degree Natalie Portman got at Harvard (psychology),& found out she's divorced now & I was like "eyyyy you know what that means right? We have a chance!" Then we both had a good laugh because that's so not true lol😂

Surf and then turf. I fucking killed it tonight. 💅

I love this DAW (Cubase 15). I discovered that you can add little picture icons to the tracks to help identify them! I have a Stratocaster guitar for the rhythm guitar tracks and a flying V for the lead guitar track (even though I used a Stratocaster for it in rl lol). Fitting right? 😁

Just realized how well my backyard goes with my character's hair :)

Timeline cleanse. 🖤🧡🤍🖤 Secretary Athena, resting after a hard day of taking dictation. 🗒✏️🐾💤

Matt and Jess being buddies makes me so happy 😭 I love her

“The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do.” - Galileo Galilei. #photography #marseille #sunrise

Tiffany, take a bow! This song is truly remarkable. It has a distinct early 90s grunge sound. I’m surprised you haven’t signed with a major record label yet.

Daredevil Born Again was really good! I only watched the eps with Jessica Jones in them though. Fucking love Jessica Jones.

"get his ass" is so hilarious. it's like the modern version of "seize him"

Cher is short for Jack Reacher

Its face is a BUTT and its name is STUNKy

if i do my makeup and u make me cry, you should go to jail

I find you extremely attractive, what’s wrong with you?

"persons have a fundamental value that takes precedence over capital and profit;"