I;m thinking about that Moon

Step right up Big Whiffa! Name the scent to win a prize for the lady!

A lady in a lilac dress with flowers (1880-90) - Władysław Czachórski (1850–1911) #academic_realism #portrait

hi, i’m Maven! looking to meet new friends 🖤 🍃 420 friendly 🐱 cat memes 🕯️ witchy aesthetic 🎨 artist 🎮 gamer 💃 music & dance #promosky ♡/⟳ appreciated!

starting a hard looksmaxxing service. if you tell me you want to mog on some chads and pay me all your cryptography coins ilI show up at your house with the beauty hammer

Rejoice. The age of being young, dumb and full of cum is over. The era of being old, cold and full of mold has begun.

The trolley problem was created by automotive manufacturers to sow distrust in public transit

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

LOOK AT ME, GODDAMNIT -daffodils

I am a little surprised that Trump ended up fighting for congestion pricing for the Strait of Hormuz.

Me every day:

4:20 on April Fools Day BLAZE IT

As the Artemis II crew prepares to launch—we want to wish the entire crew, scientists, engineers, and everyone at @NASA and @NASAKennedy who have worked on this mission for years every success! As the first deep-space mission in over 50 years, we’re excited for what is to come! 🚀✨

It's April, fools.

Hill I will die on today, Artemis II day, but on all days too: The Moon is a place, a world, a sacred relative in some cosmogonies, and a fundamental part of Earth. So it’s a PROPER NOUN and you should give it a capital M! I will make this case in as many words as somebody wants me to write!

I don't know, calling it The Moon like it's a name sounds like North Americans using "Fall" instead of "Autumn". LEAF FALL DOWN GO BOOM, MOON IS MOON! Let's bring Luna back.

it used to be that a single console generation could support 2 or even 3 games about snowboarding

Let's go babyyyy

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Start cholesterol tests in childhood, new guidelines say. The idea is to control bad cholesterol early in life. Additional tests are also recommended to provide a clearer picture of risk. www.sciencenews.org/article/chol...

🖼️ Johansen-Elli

An oil on canvas painted at the end of the garden, fairly recent by my standards. I left this unfinished but I suppose it's OK really, probably best not to mess with it.

Stationary Progress We claim we've gone so far, But stand where first we are. Our progress leaves a scar. Oldest family shop Of bias, passed with stock Has never closed its lock. #poem #poemoftheday #poetry #poems #bluesky #blueskypoetry #blueskyart #art #prejudice

It is Wed•nes•day, my fools.

Russia is an oil economy. Economically, Putin got a good start on the Ukraine war because the price of oil passed $100. But throughout the Biden presidency, the oil price kept falling to as low as $65. Then Trump started a war with Iran, oil is now at $105, and Putin is back in business.

The sled began to move down the hill. “Here we go!” said Frog.

Looks to me like a guy was feeling whimsical and stuffed some balloons under his shirt Looks to me like people are taking that shit way too seriously

We should blow up the Moon. youtu.be/GTJ3LIA5LmA?...

Oral arguments imply the existence of vaginal and anal arguments.

"Mutilize my pussy," she begged. I was confused and went limp.

This morning's aqua aerobics class reminded me I can never hear "Stuck in the Middle With You" without thinking about Reservoir Dogs.

I think one of the best ways to be an asshole is to notice someone didn't write something the way you would, assume it's because they hate you, and be hostile to them about it. Especially if they fuck up the punctuation.

“If the rest of the world didn’t want the global economy messed up then maybe they shouldn’t have let us attack Iran.”

Toad sewed the buttons all over his jacket.

Who up gettin they thang mutilizated?

am quote tweeting to be more broadly helpful in case it happens to anyone else but, if it does happen: close down your mentions so your QTs are disabled + no one who doesn't follow you can reply to your posts + make it so you don't see posts from anyone you don't follow - it is doable!

Honestly cannot think of a time I knew less what was going to happen at court than I feel ahead of oral arguments on birthright citizenship tomorrow. The fact that this is getting a full hearing instead of a 9-0, per curiam, benchslap is already beyond disturbing.

reposting one of my favs of framke,,

If you see this, post a concert photo you took

posting shit like “the Easter bunny is trans” on Facebook and when my dad’s friends try and argue with me I just reply “look it up dumbass”

I love them 💖

I too miss when Star Trek was about blood for the Blood God and skulls for the Skull Throne.

a goofy boy has appeared

Time line cleanse: towering mountain ash, South East Australia

Ah, so Andy Weir is like... *dumb* dumb gizmodo.com/andy-weir-st...

In case you’ve been wondering why I’ve been quiet about that new movie… You may have missed my rants about The First Book. Anywho.

I really feel like once you're aware of "CEO said a thing" as a model of "journalism" you can't unsee it. It is fucking everywhere.