Democratic senators: It's time to draw a line in the sand. A nominee for Attorney General will soon come before you. Make the confirmation process about releasing ALL of the Epstein files (without redactions) and prosecuting the Epstein class. (1/2)

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I'm living for the day when trash bins throughout Washington DC look like this:

Oh, honey, you preposterous sycophant . . . have just a smidge of shame. I have houseplants and pets that have read more books than Donald Trump.

Sneering Pamela Jo Bondi has finally been relegated to her rightful place in this world.

The US Department of War Crimes.

BREAKING: U.S. job growth for February revised sharply lower — from -92,000 to -133,000 jobs, marking the largest monthly job loss since December 2020.

‘Bob’s Burgers’ star Eugene Mirman has been hospitalized with serious injuries following a fiery car crash on Tuesday. Mirman is best known for voicing Gene Belcher in the series.

Tulsi Gabbard, you’re in the batter’s box.

Pam Bondi will be remembered as the AG who watched videos and saw images of powerful men raping kids and decided to protect the men.

hmm

may this define her for the rest of her life. she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired. girl, bye.

Of Trump's wildly incompetent and corrupt Cabinet, Donald has only fired two people: Kristi Noem and Pam Bondi. Both women. Just a coincidence, I'm sure. I mean, Pete Hegseth may be the worst Secretary of Defense in history, but at least he has a penis.

Pam Bondi was willing to go this low to get Donald's giddy applause. And he *still* fired her. Well played, bish!

RELEASE ALL OF THE UNREDACTED CHUMPSTEIN FILES TODAY, DONNIE DEMENTIA IDIOT..

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The Daily Show’s Desi Lydic on Kristi Noem’s husband: “You know what? You live your truth, Brian. Oh, she can dress up and you can't? Fuck that.”

I have to post thus! Israel is the first state in history to legislate a death sentence that applies only to one ethnic group. There's a reason nobody has ever done this. It's a depth of evil beyond humanity itself.

Damn right. Texans need to vote out all of the state’s leadership. Greg Abbott. John Cornyn. Ken Paxton. These MF’ers have gotta go. Ted Cruz isn’t on the ballot but he’s one of the worst elected officials in the state. Y’all can get his raggedy ass in 2028.

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Kristi Noem says she’s devastated by salacious claims that her husband, Bryon, lives a double life involving cross-dressing and online chats with fetish models. Her boyfriend Corey Lewandowski is reportedly shocked as well. nypost.com/2026/03/31/u...

EO cannot undo or modify an Amendment How far would an EO to modify the 2nd Amendment get? Oral arguments are going to be interesting for sure.

President Zelenskyy tells Trump in no uncertain terms to fuck off, that he refuses to cede Ukraine territory to Russia. “Trump wants a quick end to the war and ‘quick’ means at someone’s expense. I won’t accept peace at Ukraine’s expense.”

Reminder that elections are run by the STATES - NOT a wanna be dictator. Let the lawsuits begin. And for those in the back...... #TrumpVotedByMail

Breaking: The president has signed an executive order on mail voting. He has no lawful authority to write the rules that govern our elections. He tried a year ago; we sued him; we won. A year later, he has tried again. He can expect the same result. 1/2

“Bucha survived 33 days of russian occupation, terror, torture — 33 days of total evil. 600 murdered Ukrainian men and women. Russia called it staged. Russia always does this. Actually, all evil acts this way.” President Zelenskyy addressed the European leaders at the Bucha Summit.

He forgot that Congress is a thing. TBF, Congress also forgot that Congress is a thing...

Poland joining Ireland and Wales in a World Cup boycott is as welcome as it is expected. 🇵🇱💪🏼

Donald is going to be *so* bored. It won't be about the only subject he cares about—him—and every single word is going to go straight over his simple-minded head.

Fuck the Yankees

I love when he accidentally tells the truth!

Our anti-terrorism professionals are now tasked at finding the allusive Antifa. This, at a time we are at war with a terrorist state. Make this make sense

Stephen Miller wanted to win a “PR battle; and repeatedly said that demonstrators “need to be vanquished by any force necessary,” and claimed that Pretti was an “assassin” when he was simply filming agents while exercising his Second Amendment right. newrepublic.com/post/208362/...

And that's the way it's going to keep going until he finally TACOs on Iran.

DC RUMORS: Corey Lewandowski has reportedly dumped Kristi Noem and is now dating her husband, Bryon.

satire but good satire

And then they just coincidentally flew to Kid Rock’s house.

In a functional democracy, he would offer his resignation tonight.

How much did taxpayers pay to have military helicopters do a flyby at kid rock's house???

I think we have won this war against Iran 8 times now right? If we win 2 more times, is our next invasion of a sovereign country free? Do we get half off appetizers or something?

NBC: Under intl law, hitting civilian infrastructure is prohibited. Why is POTUS threatening war crimes? LEAVITT: POTUS has made it quite clear to the Iranian regime their best move is to make a deal or else N: Which objectives would destroying a desalination plant help? LEAVITT: Haley, go ahead

Why not use some of the $18 trillion trump said his tariffs brought in to pay for the war instead of cutting health care, again???

Marco vs. Marco.

I don't want 4 people on the moon. I want healthcare.

Billions in suspicious transactions linked to Jeffrey Epstein went uninvestigated despite bank alerts