the situation has escalated

I'm Catholic and I need Vance to be excommunicated on Easter Sunday

“People are too mean on BlueSky and also it is dying” is the “the food is terrible and the portions are too small” of Internet.

Now this is Treyf Posting sorry @postingtreyf.bsky.social

BRING IT BACK

guys, bluesky is dying. if we don't start getting more likes, a greedy developer will bulldoze the site to put up a parking garage. the only thing that can save it is for a ragtag crew of misfits to put on one last big concert at the community center.

I have an incomplete fourth-grade education and that's why I can't do long division

MUPPET TRENT REZNOR: what have I become / my swedish friend? SWEDISH CHEF: ervie wurr ye durr gurrs awerre en de ern

So this probably isn't a good metric, as the correlation between users and unique likes is not obvious in past data.

people who have nothing better to do: OMG BLUESKY IS DYING BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE BEING MEAN me: i post in a big group with my friends

There's a certain type of guy who loves saying stupid shit online but is categorically unwilling to curate his online experience and then goes on to make it everyone else's problem and despite having blocked him a year ago I keep seeing his posts complaining about it and it's honestly exhausting.

people love to get on here and post about how the site is being destroyed by mean leftists, and then you check their timeline and it is exclusively them getting into hours-long arguments with said leftists

You should go watch @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social explain both Raid movies because those movies are sick, he explains them well, there are a few of my jokes in there, and it will also tell you why people genuinely like Jordan's sponsored content and don't skip it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwcA...

i’ve seen every social network i love die, you cannot scare me

Honestly this sounds like the most minor accident that could have happened on this set, given all the other details in here. This report is yet another example of why unions are important, and why sets are run the way they are. These producers are going to kill someone.

You can sing this to Eleanor Rigby

"Daily Wire chuds attempt to make an action movie" registers at potentially record levels on the Verrückt-o-meter

Isaac Chotiner: You say the two cats who live in your house are "Jerks" and you don't care for them Me: Absolutely. They are the burdens of my life Chotiner: It seems you spent an hour searching for special food for them and paid more for it than you do even for your own food. Me: That's--Hold on,

NEW ANIMORPHS TV SERIES RUN BY RYAN COOGLER?!

when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile

If @aftermath.site hits a subscriber goal of 6,000 members you WILL activate an ABBA-based jump scare in my home.

Wanna help me do all the things I love to do?? (VR, fursuiting, swimming, literally anything that glasses get in the way of) I'm raising money to get my eyes fixed permanently!! If you'd like to help, donate to my ko-fi! #furry #bird #mutualaid #fundraiser #eyecare #pleaserepost

“alpha wolf” is not a thing but it is sort of funny how many men claim that for themselves considering that the hierarchal behavior that was demonstrated only happened to wolves in captivity. there’s something deeply ironic about that

I don't know if it's the sleep deprivation but I May Be Stupid when it comes to statistics. I need a course on statistics for stupid babies Like I know what's going on, I understand it formulawise, but describing it for class has me like ???

Chill study stream! Come give me emotional support while I do my stats homework:

I love the first episode where you can tell Sisko hates the absolute fuck out of Picard for killing his wife while Borgified and I think it struck such a clear note about what DS9 would be: it would embrace the open mindedness and dream of utopia while also showing the damage of actual life

It always cracks me up that this is the only product that users are supposed to shoulder the burden of growing. Apple doesn't call me once a week like "Bad news sir the quarter's not looking good"

"It's unlikely that he would've been able to, given Waffle House's sealing jutsu," said Hiruzen Sarutobi, who holds the Sandaime Chair of Ninjutsu Studies at Leaf University. "But some Sharingan users have been able to use unconventional space-time techniques, so we can't rule it out."

Finally got a Onion subscription, excited to completely forget and be delightfully surprised when I get it in a few weeks

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

I don't care. Make your case that there's no profit without Nazis, I just don't care. I have an account I use to scream into the void, but understand me clearly, I can do the same thing in a dimly lit alleyway or truthfully, any streetcorner at all.

This great piece highlights something else; Hegseth succeeds (so far) where Noem and Bondi fail because his job is easier. After 25yrs of imperial forever wars it is simply much easier to press “go” on the foreign death machine than it is to intimidate American judges, juries, and cities

We don’t need aluminum. We make almost everything out of plastic.

youth pastor voice. hey kids do you know who else everyone thought was dead but came back anyway (screenshots by @ofmdframes.bsky.social )

if you are someone whose rights have never been questioned by the democratic party, then it is ON YOU to figure out how to solve the problem of people who don't enjoy that luxury lacking enthusiasm. and the solution probably isn't "yell at them more"

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

not sure if stream tonight, depends how far i get in my homework before then. i'm not just peeling out of bed now. i didn't stay up til 8 am playing pokopia again. shh

Pope Leo's Good Friday service offers prayer for deported children reut.rs/47Hznc1

I made this for @trueref.bsky.social's t-shirt design contest on the theme "aggressively pro-artist" My immediate idea for the theme was a sparkledog, my full reasoning for it is written in alt text! <:

Quebec's religious symbols ban has always been about racist, Islamophobic bigotry. This is just a confirmation of what everyone already knew. Fuck these ghouls.

Also, not for nothing, but “no one at Waffle House remembers you” is one of the most cutting things you can say to a southerner.

I could not agree more.

🙄 Once you see it, you can't unsee it

“It is beneath my dignity to let myself be run over by any trolley, and particularly this trolley, burdened as it is by a cape and a stupid hat.” I wrote for Defector about boycotting Harry Potter, the ‘safe’, kindly face of anti-trans politics: defector.com/its-time-to-...