Look at the power of @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social. Maniac Cop is coming back to life. deadline.com/2026/05/nico...

Massive praise for @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social's educational channel. It makes you think. About long poops!

With the recent release of his recap of ALL the Mortal Kombat movies (with a few of my jokes in the mix), @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social has successfully demonstrated the duality of man. Being choked, choking, mistakes, great choices, female thigh, guy arms. It all comes in twos. Makes you think.

Yes, I watched every Mortal Kombat including the new one. No, I would not recommend it: youtube.com/watch?v=FpOW-YKyAuE&feature=youtu.be

Which thumb will make you GET OVER HERE tomorrow at 5:15 eastern?

I remade Avengers: Endgame with a $20 budget, clearly: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZMV...

Which thumbnail should lead our $20 return on Wednesday?

I don't doubt that this is true but also there hasn't been ANY Star Wars movie in SEVEN "years" so that's a goofy qualifier.

YouTube Studio's AI has a real way with words.

Are you man/lady/NB/other enough to withstand the awesomeness of @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social explain every Phase Three MCU movie for over FIVE HOURS? Try to guess which jokes in the video are mine for a chance to win a feeling of Je ne sais quoi. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aslF...

This is the longest, most expensive, hardest-to-make video I've ever done: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aslF... (Also, make sure you watch the whole thing as there's an entire secret video hidden in there somewhere).

Which thumb you clickin' at 5:15 ET on 4/24/26!?

You are exactly right! And it was noted by Dr. Jordan Breeding in his review of the series. youtu.be/uE_9aYZlRqM?...

I can't stop writing my poop joke scripts while listening to the Oppenheimer soundtrack. It makes me feel important. Special. Powerful.

@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social Your tireless work as Arby's #1 hater has finally paid off

If we get this video (which has a couple of my jokes in it) to 100K views, @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social promises to release his explanation of all Phase Three MCU movies by the end of the month AND to get everyone a puppy that never dies. What a deal! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofDd...

You should go watch @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social explain both Raid movies because those movies are sick, he explains them well, there are a few of my jokes in there, and it will also tell you why people genuinely like Jordan's sponsored content and don't skip it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwcA...

Watch me fight just as hard as the dudes in The Raid movies here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwcA...

Which thumb would you click to not get punched at 1PM ET tomorrow?

Thanks to a ridiculous offer on the price of a month of Jordan’s full-whack Patreon, I got the sheer thrill (in this video) of seeing my name share a screen with the PURE FLIX logo.

Does god real or is God isn't? I dunno but @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social watched and explained all of the "God's Not Dead" movies so maybe the answer is in there? Also, Jordan legit provided some of the music for the first two GND movies. It sounds like a joke but isn't. youtube.com/watch?v=OE5A...

Every Freaking God's Not Dead (and God himself, presumably) are LIVE!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE5A...

Which thumb would GOD click at 5:15PM EST on March 13th!?

"Cops do not kill people and if you keep saying they do I'm gonna...shoot you." Officer Detective @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social

Come watch @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social explain the many benefits of CTE so that a zombie cop doesn't kill him for corruption by watching all of the Maniac Cop movies, 1.2 of which star none other than everyone's favorite chin, Sir Bruce Campbell. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9xq...

I watched and explained all THREE Maniac Cop movies. If you don’t know what those are, this is the best way to find out www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9xq...

Friday at 5:15 EST, which MANIAC thumb will you click it or ticket?!

Happy Friday the 13th! Please be sure to watch @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social explain every "Friday the 13th" movie while hunted at a teen camp: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpit...

Obviously, I support this effort.

You can learn so much about West Virginia from @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social's explanation of all three "Silent Hill" movies (yes, there are three of them), like the state's rich history of making mannequins from people and the mannequin spiders guarding them. Educational! youtu.be/efjYeXKd2jI?...

I watched ALL THREE Silent Hill movies (yes, even the horrible new one). www.youtube.com/watch?v=efjY...

Which Silent Hill thumb you clickin' in exactly 24 hours?

I screwed up a LOT last year: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCO9...

I am so psyched to see this tomorrow and make a video about it

Me, after my daughter beats me in Candyland for the third time in a row: I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for Daddy.

Watch Jordan explain all 4 Cube movies (including the Japanese remake) and see why Jordan should be doing the dubs for your favorite anime!

Go watch @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social deliver a very insightful monologue about Star Wars. Yes, I know what the title of this video says. Don't worry about it. I'll aaaaaaall make sense. Except for the jokes I wrote. Only god knows what those mean. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy3N...

It's BOXing Day! GET IT!? Also what the heck there are FOUR Cube movies? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy3N...

Merry Christmas! Which Cube thumb you clickin' tomorrow for BOXing day!?

Serious question, other than ACA, is it possible to get health insurance that would cover my wife post-cancer diagnosis given that I'm self-employed?

In God's Not Dead 3, these shots are one frame apart. I think they must have used the same actors for each side of the protest and then digitally combined them, but somehow they accidentally left in a single, unedited frame.

Why has the premise "wouldn't it be whacky if Santa used modern technology?!" been so pervasive for SO long?

Wow.

Despite YouTube being a bag dicks, @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social still managed to explain all 5 "Die Hard" movies while occasionally saying a joke that I wrote. So, in the end, everything was alright, and you should watch it, or I'm going to get you. J/k. Or am I? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq-j...

All 5 Die Hards, baby. MERRY CHRISTMAS! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq-j...

third one, Hans down

Which thumb would YOU click to help save Nakatomi Plaza TOMORROW, December 5th, at 5:15 EST?!

You guys thought I was kidding when I said somebody will watch 90 minutes of a video and then FLIP OUT over a tiny, semi-political joke.

I knew I recognized that turkey from somewhere.