"Cops do not kill people and if you keep saying they do I'm gonna...shoot you." Officer Detective @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social

Come watch @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social explain the many benefits of CTE so that a zombie cop doesn't kill him for corruption by watching all of the Maniac Cop movies, 1.2 of which star none other than everyone's favorite chin, Sir Bruce Campbell. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9xq...

I watched and explained all THREE Maniac Cop movies. If you don’t know what those are, this is the best way to find out www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9xq...

Friday at 5:15 EST, which MANIAC thumb will you click it or ticket?!

Happy Friday the 13th! Please be sure to watch @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social explain every "Friday the 13th" movie while hunted at a teen camp: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpit...

Obviously, I support this effort.

You can learn so much about West Virginia from @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social's explanation of all three "Silent Hill" movies (yes, there are three of them), like the state's rich history of making mannequins from people and the mannequin spiders guarding them. Educational! youtu.be/efjYeXKd2jI?...

I watched ALL THREE Silent Hill movies (yes, even the horrible new one). www.youtube.com/watch?v=efjY...

Which Silent Hill thumb you clickin' in exactly 24 hours?

I screwed up a LOT last year: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCO9...

I am so psyched to see this tomorrow and make a video about it

Me, after my daughter beats me in Candyland for the third time in a row: I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for Daddy.

Watch Jordan explain all 4 Cube movies (including the Japanese remake) and see why Jordan should be doing the dubs for your favorite anime!

Go watch @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social deliver a very insightful monologue about Star Wars. Yes, I know what the title of this video says. Don't worry about it. I'll aaaaaaall make sense. Except for the jokes I wrote. Only god knows what those mean. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy3N...

It's BOXing Day! GET IT!? Also what the heck there are FOUR Cube movies? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy3N...

Merry Christmas! Which Cube thumb you clickin' tomorrow for BOXing day!?

Serious question, other than ACA, is it possible to get health insurance that would cover my wife post-cancer diagnosis given that I'm self-employed?

In God's Not Dead 3, these shots are one frame apart. I think they must have used the same actors for each side of the protest and then digitally combined them, but somehow they accidentally left in a single, unedited frame.

Why has the premise "wouldn't it be whacky if Santa used modern technology?!" been so pervasive for SO long?

Wow.

Despite YouTube being a bag dicks, @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social still managed to explain all 5 "Die Hard" movies while occasionally saying a joke that I wrote. So, in the end, everything was alright, and you should watch it, or I'm going to get you. J/k. Or am I? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq-j...

All 5 Die Hards, baby. MERRY CHRISTMAS! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq-j...

third one, Hans down

Which thumb would YOU click to help save Nakatomi Plaza TOMORROW, December 5th, at 5:15 EST?!

You guys thought I was kidding when I said somebody will watch 90 minutes of a video and then FLIP OUT over a tiny, semi-political joke.

I knew I recognized that turkey from somewhere.

Remember in The Dark Knight Rises when Robin is revealed to be literally named Robin. That means we were just as likely to get follow-up stories about Batman & Gary — if we're just using real names.

Insurance raising rates after an accident is crazy to me. What do you mean you need to recoup? Do I get to recoup if I sell my house and no claims were ever filed? It should be a mutual risk taking endeavor. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.

Other creators, anybody used Cookie Finance? (And also do you do actual contract work that isn't as simple as "AdSense" or "UGC"?)

You don't need to know anything about this video besides the title card. You just need to watch it now. It's good for you. Good for the digestion. www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CR...

Give Jordan a Corn-jucal visit and hear him explain the movie franchise that should have been an only child - Children of the Corn!

THERE ARE 11 OF THESE MOVIES???

Did you know there are ELEVEN Children of the Corn movies!? www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CR...

On 11/14/25 at 5:15 PM ET, which thumb would He Who Walks Behind The Rows click?

yippee

iPhone: I can tell you're driving, I'll turn off all notifications. Also, iPhone: DING! HEY I CAN TELL YOU'RE DRIVING, HERE'S HOW TO GET TO YOUR HOUSE WHERE YOU'VE LIVED FOR THE PAST 7 YEARS!

Since I don't watch horror movies, this is how I consume them. I highly recommend checking out @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social.

@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social is gonna do all of the CUBE movies?!?! Fuck yeah! I might actually pay him for once!

WATCH THIS. No questions. Just watching. youtu.be/W6nj0ZsHFIA

Did you know there were FOUR Candyman movies? www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6nj...

On 10/22/25 at 4:45 PM EST, which thumb would you click with your bee candy hook?

Why would he think THAT would help!?

It's fascinating to see how upset people get by these videos.

I will be on TWO teams for this show on Saturday because while some talk about Yes, And, I truly live it. www.eventbrite.com/e/big-blue-d...

I'm hoping that watching this @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social video will also help me write a sweet butt

They call this the "I should have checked to see if there was literally any food within walking distance of the hotel New Jersey Special Breakfast" (in the bag is cold BonChon).

BREAKING: The top creative Instagram users will now be murdered by a little girl ghost.

I'm basically a missionary (for not eating Arby's).