Give Jordan a Corn-jucal visit and hear him explain the movie franchise that should have been an only child - Children of the Corn!

THERE ARE 11 OF THESE MOVIES???

Did you know there are ELEVEN Children of the Corn movies!? www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CR...

On 11/14/25 at 5:15 PM ET, which thumb would He Who Walks Behind The Rows click?

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iPhone: I can tell you're driving, I'll turn off all notifications. Also, iPhone: DING! HEY I CAN TELL YOU'RE DRIVING, HERE'S HOW TO GET TO YOUR HOUSE WHERE YOU'VE LIVED FOR THE PAST 7 YEARS!

Since I don't watch horror movies, this is how I consume them. I highly recommend checking out @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social.

@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social is gonna do all of the CUBE movies?!?! Fuck yeah! I might actually pay him for once!

WATCH THIS. No questions. Just watching. youtu.be/W6nj0ZsHFIA

Did you know there were FOUR Candyman movies? www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6nj...

On 10/22/25 at 4:45 PM EST, which thumb would you click with your bee candy hook?

Why would he think THAT would help!?

It's fascinating to see how upset people get by these videos.

I will be on TWO teams for this show on Saturday because while some talk about Yes, And, I truly live it. www.eventbrite.com/e/big-blue-d...

I'm hoping that watching this @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social video will also help me write a sweet butt

They call this the "I should have checked to see if there was literally any food within walking distance of the hotel New Jersey Special Breakfast" (in the bag is cold BonChon).

BREAKING: The top creative Instagram users will now be murdered by a little girl ghost.

I'm basically a missionary (for not eating Arby's).

Come watch @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social recap all 12 Saw movies for the very first time ever. Think he did a total Saw recap before? WRONG! LIES! SLANDER! This is the only valid Dr. Jordan Breeding Saw recap, because I wrote a couple of jokes for this one: youtu.be/s81v7M1QPtk

In six years, we've had our mailbox hit by a car six times (this time it flipped), two different trees struck, and our trashcan obliterated once. I'm legitimately worried somebody is going to be killed if the county continues to refuse the installation of speed bumps on our road.

This is the longest video I've ever made: www.youtube.com/watch?v=s81v...

If you SAW these thumbs in roughly 31 hours, which would you click?

I'm just as good with client work as I am original content.

For a great recap of all the Left Behind ‘movies,’ I highly recommend ‘Dr.’ Jordan Breeding. youtu.be/ebq060UGJ70?...

If you are confused about rapturetok, watch “I explain all 7 Left Behind Movies because my camera guy got Raptured” by Dr Jordan Breeding from 34:30 to about 43:30. He explains how much BS it is youtu.be/ebq060UGJ70?...

I'll be doing an improv show with a new team (not my main team) in NYC on October 10th at the Magnet theater: magnettheater.com/show/59863/

If you just want to read my thoughts on the Rapture instead of watching a three hour video making fun of the Left Behind movies, then here ya go open.substack.com/pub/drjordan... (no idea why you would, but I aim to please).

left behind AGAIN

Happy Rapture Day Everyone! Why not spend it watching a poor soul have to recap watching all 7 (wait SEVEN!?) Left Behind films

Did you not get Raptured today? This video explains why www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebq0...

Did y'all hear?!?! The rapture is scheduled for Tuesday September 23rd, 2025! Concerned? Don't know what to wear? Worried you'll miss the great sky daddy? Thankfully, @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social has already published a tome of knowledge on the subject. Watch it now! Before it's too late.

"Pointing out someone else's hypocrisy, doesn't mean you're allowed to do the exact same thing."

Hey, so "tu quoque" is a fallacy. Pointing out somebody else's hypocrisy doesn't suddenly mean you're allowed to do the exact same thing. That's not a logical argument. "I'm AGAINST eating people, but I still DO eat people because YOU ate people first" makes no damned sense.

Come hang out! youtube.com/live/Xkxr7Qw...

I can't believe the quickest and most reliable breakdown of why the Rapture is stupid comes from a @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social video. Also, the LEFT BEHIND movies are so funny for this reason.

A lot of people say, "Oh I want to make a living from my art." But very few people are willing to actually put in the WORK.

Yo REVEREND DOCTOR Jordan Breeding shows up at about 34 minutes

Watch Jordan recap the Left Behind movies and find out why Jesus would want you to eat a Baconator for communion.

Come watch @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social explain all of the "Left Behind" movies while dropping some deep Biblical knowledge like how the Rapture is BS. youtu.be/ebq060UGJ70

Honestly I live for videos of people talking about the Left Behind movies. It's like the ultimate power trip to be able to laugh at something that was once part of the constellation of my feverish nightmares about not being holy enough. Besides, y'all know I love me a bad movie. Even a holy one.

Don't get LEFT BEHIND (seven times, apparently?)! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebq0...

In 24 hours, don't get LEFT BEHIND! Which thumb you clickin'?

This was a freaking blast www.youtube.com/live/pmT7dS1...

It's okay to not have an opinion on anything related to Cracker Barrel.

This is very good youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?...

There are two wolves inside you.

Anybody know how to approach @arbys-roast-beef.bsky.social about doing a sponsorship? I feel like it's insane that it hasn't happened yet.

It's Friday here and there's no better way to spend a Friday than by watching @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social explain all the Nightmare on Elm Street movies FOR FOUR HOURS! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO! www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Clh...