Dr. Jordan Breeding
@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social
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I make YouTube video.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUfeQmlNZVQdzjiFBSwjOrQ
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Did you know there are ELEVEN Children of the Corn movies!?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CR...
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Give Jordan a Corn-jucal visit and hear him explain the movie franchise that should have been an only child - Children of the Corn!
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Holiday Ham- see pinned!
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THERE ARE 11 OF THESE MOVIES???
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Did you know there are ELEVEN Children of the Corn movies!?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CR...
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On 11/14/25 at 5:15 PM ET, which thumb would He Who Walks Behind The Rows click?
3 days ago
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yippee
4 days ago
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iPhone: I can tell you're driving, I'll turn off all notifications. Also, iPhone: DING! HEY I CAN TELL YOU'RE DRIVING, HERE'S HOW TO GET TO YOUR HOUSE WHERE YOU'VE LIVED FOR THE PAST 7 YEARS!
14 days ago
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🏳️🌈8-Bit Jones🏳️⚧️
15 days ago
Since I don't watch horror movies, this is how I consume them. I highly recommend checking out
@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social
.
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I explain all 9 A Nightmare on Elm Street Movies so Freddy Krueger can't grab me in the bathtub
YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding
https://youtu.be/-ClhplHpgl0?si=9PUFPEJoh7uW2Dwv
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Ichi Swagger
18 days ago
@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social
is gonna do all of the CUBE movies?!?! Fuck yeah! I might actually pay him for once!
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
24 days ago
WATCH THIS. No questions. Just watching.
youtu.be/W6nj0ZsHFIA
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I explain all 4 Candyman movies because I wasn't careful with my mirror
YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding
https://youtu.be/W6nj0ZsHFIA?si=HpOewTCA2WhHWQ_V
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Did you know there were FOUR Candyman movies?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6nj...
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On 10/22/25 at 4:45 PM EST, which thumb would you click with your bee candy hook?
26 days ago
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Why would he think THAT would help!?
30 days ago
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It's fascinating to see how upset people get by these videos.
about 1 month ago
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I will be on TWO teams for this show on Saturday because while some talk about Yes, And, I truly live it.
www.eventbrite.com/e/big-blue-d...
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Big Blue Door's Day's Of Future Past
BBD improv comedy groups transport you into your future, your past, and everything in-between!
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/big-blue-doors-days-of-future-past-tickets-1623002356739?aff=oddtdtcreator&fbclid=IwY2xjawNaThBleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETF4TjhJRXlYSG44NEtzU3dXAR7f3ZdHpCDyTpdVapDCG6dfKvt-MIGp-IXW5T-hm8d3GPjcwliE_E2hExH8QA_aem_bmTwJWz_ub1EyPJ8x9qEiA
about 1 month ago
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BAD Company Sarge
about 1 month ago
I'm hoping that watching this
@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social
video will also help me write a sweet butt
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They call this the "I should have checked to see if there was literally any food within walking distance of the hotel New Jersey Special Breakfast" (in the bag is cold BonChon).
about 1 month ago
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BREAKING: The top creative Instagram users will now be murdered by a little girl ghost.
about 1 month ago
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I'm basically a missionary (for not eating Arby's).
about 1 month ago
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
about 1 month ago
Come watch
@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social
recap all 12 Saw movies for the very first time ever. Think he did a total Saw recap before? WRONG! LIES! SLANDER! This is the only valid Dr. Jordan Breeding Saw recap, because I wrote a couple of jokes for this one:
youtu.be/s81v7M1QPtk
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I explain all 12 Saw movies and shorts while tied up in Jigsaw’s torture basement
YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding
https://youtu.be/s81v7M1QPtk
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In six years, we've had our mailbox hit by a car six times (this time it flipped), two different trees struck, and our trashcan obliterated once. I'm legitimately worried somebody is going to be killed if the county continues to refuse the installation of speed bumps on our road.
about 1 month ago
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This is the longest video I've ever made:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s81v...
about 1 month ago
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If you SAW these thumbs in roughly 31 hours, which would you click?
about 2 months ago
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I'm just as good with client work as I am original content.
about 2 months ago
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Matt Smith
about 2 months ago
For a great recap of all the Left Behind ‘movies,’ I highly recommend ‘Dr.’ Jordan Breeding.
youtu.be/ebq060UGJ70?...
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lädÿ ëllÿ thør øf müffïns
about 2 months ago
If you are confused about rapturetok, watch “I explain all 7 Left Behind Movies because my camera guy got Raptured” by Dr Jordan Breeding from 34:30 to about 43:30. He explains how much BS it is
youtu.be/ebq060UGJ70?...
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I explain all 7 Left Behind Movies because my camera guy got Raptured
YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding
https://youtu.be/ebq060UGJ70?si=1kkxapUamWi-kgwR
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I'll be doing an improv show with a new team (not my main team) in NYC on October 10th at the Magnet theater:
magnettheater.com/show/59863/
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Days of Future Past | Magnet Theater
https://magnettheater.com/show/59863/
about 2 months ago
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If you just want to read my thoughts on the Rapture instead of watching a three hour video making fun of the Left Behind movies, then here ya go
open.substack.com/pub/drjordan...
(no idea why you would, but I aim to please).
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Why the Rapture is New, Fringe, and Dumb
(also heretical)
https://open.substack.com/pub/drjordanbreeding/p/why-the-rapture-is-new-fringe-and?r=29jh07&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
about 2 months ago
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Brent Snavely
about 2 months ago
left behind AGAIN
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Joe Lasko 🔞
about 2 months ago
Happy Rapture Day Everyone! Why not spend it watching a poor soul have to recap watching all 7 (wait SEVEN!?) Left Behind films
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Did you not get Raptured today? This video explains why
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebq0...
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I explain all 7 Left Behind Movies because my camera guy got Raptured
YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebq060UGJ70&feature=youtu.be
about 2 months ago
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Gabriel J. Muller
about 2 months ago
Did y'all hear?!?! The rapture is scheduled for Tuesday September 23rd, 2025! Concerned? Don't know what to wear? Worried you'll miss the great sky daddy? Thankfully,
@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social
has already published a tome of knowledge on the subject. Watch it now! Before it's too late.
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Gabriel J. Muller
about 2 months ago
"Pointing out someone else's hypocrisy, doesn't mean you're allowed to do the exact same thing."
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Hey, so "tu quoque" is a fallacy. Pointing out somebody else's hypocrisy doesn't suddenly mean you're allowed to do the exact same thing. That's not a logical argument. "I'm AGAINST eating people, but I still DO eat people because YOU ate people first" makes no damned sense.
about 2 months ago
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Come hang out!
youtube.com/live/Xkxr7Qw...
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I explain Saw X - Live Edit
YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding
https://youtube.com/live/Xkxr7QwwpJY?feature=share
2 months ago
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Ross Reelachart
2 months ago
I can't believe the quickest and most reliable breakdown of why the Rapture is stupid comes from a
@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social
video. Also, the LEFT BEHIND movies are so funny for this reason.
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A lot of people say, "Oh I want to make a living from my art." But very few people are willing to actually put in the WORK.
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Yo REVEREND DOCTOR Jordan Breeding shows up at about 34 minutes
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Zack Meyman AKA Zoomtoonz
2 months ago
Watch Jordan recap the Left Behind movies and find out why Jesus would want you to eat a Baconator for communion.
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Come watch
@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social
explain all of the "Left Behind" movies while dropping some deep Biblical knowledge like how the Rapture is BS.
youtu.be/ebq060UGJ70
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I explain all 7 Left Behind Movies because my camera guy got Raptured
YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding
https://youtu.be/ebq060UGJ70?feature=shared
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Nefarious "Pogna" Hexnificus, noted hoydon
2 months ago
Honestly I live for videos of people talking about the Left Behind movies. It's like the ultimate power trip to be able to laugh at something that was once part of the constellation of my feverish nightmares about not being holy enough. Besides, y'all know I love me a bad movie. Even a holy one.
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Don't get LEFT BEHIND (seven times, apparently?)!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebq0...
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In 24 hours, don't get LEFT BEHIND! Which thumb you clickin'?
3 months ago
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This was a freaking blast
www.youtube.com/live/pmT7dS1...
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I don’t play guitar anymore, but I’m doing a live show with @wineandwarpaint
YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding
https://www.youtube.com/live/pmT7dS1gNmM
3 months ago
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It's okay to not have an opinion on anything related to Cracker Barrel.
3 months ago
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This is very good
youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?...
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How Comedy Was Destroyed by an Anti-Reality Doomsday Cult
YouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard
https://youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?si=V0Qcs_d3MdqHWc7A
3 months ago
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There are two wolves inside you.
3 months ago
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Anybody know how to approach
@arbys-roast-beef.bsky.social
about doing a sponsorship? I feel like it's insane that it hasn't happened yet.
3 months ago
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
3 months ago
It's Friday here and there's no better way to spend a Friday than by watching
@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social
explain all the Nightmare on Elm Street movies FOR FOUR HOURS! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Clh...
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I explain all 9 A Nightmare on Elm Street Movies so Freddy Krueger can't grab me in the bathtub
YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ClhplHpgl0
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