Dr. Jordan Breeding
@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social
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I make YouTube video.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUfeQmlNZVQdzjiFBSwjOrQ
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It's BOXing Day! GET IT!? Also what the heck there are FOUR Cube movies?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy3N...
22 days ago
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20 days ago
Watch Jordan explain all 4 Cube movies (including the Japanese remake) and see why Jordan should be doing the dubs for your favorite anime!
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Spudcam
21 days ago
Never knew there were four of these till now. Thanks(?) Dr. Jordan Breeding
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
21 days ago
Go watch
@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social
deliver a very insightful monologue about Star Wars. Yes, I know what the title of this video says. Don't worry about it. I'll aaaaaaall make sense. Except for the jokes I wrote. Only god knows what those mean.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy3N...
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I explain all 4 Cube Movies because I got stuck in a math torture cube from Hell
YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy3NPvQOfq0
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It's BOXing Day! GET IT!? Also what the heck there are FOUR Cube movies?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy3N...
22 days ago
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Merry Christmas! Which Cube thumb you clickin' tomorrow for BOXing day!?
23 days ago
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Serious question, other than ACA, is it possible to get health insurance that would cover my wife post-cancer diagnosis given that I'm self-employed?
29 days ago
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In God's Not Dead 3, these shots are one frame apart. I think they must have used the same actors for each side of the protest and then digitally combined them, but somehow they accidentally left in a single, unedited frame.
30 days ago
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Why has the premise "wouldn't it be whacky if Santa used modern technology?!" been so pervasive for SO long?
about 1 month ago
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Wow.
about 1 month ago
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
about 1 month ago
Despite YouTube being a bag dicks,
@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social
still managed to explain all 5 "Die Hard" movies while occasionally saying a joke that I wrote. So, in the end, everything was alright, and you should watch it, or I'm going to get you. J/k. Or am I?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq-j...
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I explain all 5 Die Hard Movies from my besieged studioâs air vents
YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq-jBRLu3LQ
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All 5 Die Hards, baby. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq-j...
about 1 month ago
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Rikonius.bsky.social
about 1 month ago
third one, Hans down
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Which thumb would YOU click to help save Nakatomi Plaza TOMORROW, December 5th, at 5:15 EST?!
about 1 month ago
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You guys thought I was kidding when I said somebody will watch 90 minutes of a video and then FLIP OUT over a tiny, semi-political joke.
about 2 months ago
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I knew I recognized that turkey from somewhere.
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about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
For
@dndpodcast.bsky.social
subscribers⌠The final episode of Tales From the Foaming Tankard Season 6 releases THIS Thursday. Itâs a double ep starring
@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social
,
@howitsplayed.bsky.social
, filmmaker Eric Thornett, and author MK England.
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Remember in The Dark Knight Rises when Robin is revealed to be literally named Robin. That means we were just as likely to get follow-up stories about Batman & Gary â if we're just using real names.
about 2 months ago
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Insurance raising rates after an accident is crazy to me. What do you mean you need to recoup? Do I get to recoup if I sell my house and no claims were ever filed? It should be a mutual risk taking endeavor. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
about 2 months ago
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Other creators, anybody used Cookie Finance? (And also do you do actual contract work that isn't as simple as "AdSense" or "UGC"?)
about 2 months ago
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
2 months ago
You don't need to know anything about this video besides the title card. You just need to watch it now. It's good for you. Good for the digestion.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CR...
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I explain all 11 Children of the Corn movies to appease He Who Walks Behind The Rows
YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CR3c7W5A4
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Zack Meyman AKA Zoomtoonz
2 months ago
Give Jordan a Corn-jucal visit and hear him explain the movie franchise that should have been an only child - Children of the Corn!
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Auld Ham's Sine
2 months ago
THERE ARE 11 OF THESE MOVIES???
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Did you know there are ELEVEN Children of the Corn movies!?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-CR...
2 months ago
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On 11/14/25 at 5:15 PM ET, which thumb would He Who Walks Behind The Rows click?
2 months ago
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yippee
2 months ago
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iPhone: I can tell you're driving, I'll turn off all notifications. Also, iPhone: DING! HEY I CAN TELL YOU'RE DRIVING, HERE'S HOW TO GET TO YOUR HOUSE WHERE YOU'VE LIVED FOR THE PAST 7 YEARS!
3 months ago
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3 months ago
Since I don't watch horror movies, this is how I consume them. I highly recommend checking out
@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social
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I explain all 9 A Nightmare on Elm Street Movies so Freddy Krueger can't grab me in the bathtub
YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding
https://youtu.be/-ClhplHpgl0?si=9PUFPEJoh7uW2Dwv
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Ichi Swagger
3 months ago
@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social
is gonna do all of the CUBE movies?!?! Fuck yeah! I might actually pay him for once!
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
3 months ago
WATCH THIS. No questions. Just watching.
youtu.be/W6nj0ZsHFIA
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I explain all 4 Candyman movies because I wasn't careful with my mirror
YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding
https://youtu.be/W6nj0ZsHFIA?si=HpOewTCA2WhHWQ_V
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Did you know there were FOUR Candyman movies?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6nj...
3 months ago
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On 10/22/25 at 4:45 PM EST, which thumb would you click with your bee candy hook?
3 months ago
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Why would he think THAT would help!?
3 months ago
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It's fascinating to see how upset people get by these videos.
3 months ago
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I will be on TWO teams for this show on Saturday because while some talk about Yes, And, I truly live it.
www.eventbrite.com/e/big-blue-d...
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Big Blue Door's Day's Of Future Past
BBD improv comedy groups transport you into your future, your past, and everything in-between!
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/big-blue-doors-days-of-future-past-tickets-1623002356739?aff=oddtdtcreator&fbclid=IwY2xjawNaThBleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETF4TjhJRXlYSG44NEtzU3dXAR7f3ZdHpCDyTpdVapDCG6dfKvt-MIGp-IXW5T-hm8d3GPjcwliE_E2hExH8QA_aem_bmTwJWz_ub1EyPJ8x9qEiA
3 months ago
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BAD Company Sarge
3 months ago
I'm hoping that watching this
@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social
video will also help me write a sweet butt
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They call this the "I should have checked to see if there was literally any food within walking distance of the hotel New Jersey Special Breakfast" (in the bag is cold BonChon).
3 months ago
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BREAKING: The top creative Instagram users will now be murdered by a little girl ghost.
3 months ago
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I'm basically a missionary (for not eating Arby's).
3 months ago
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
4 months ago
Come watch
@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social
recap all 12 Saw movies for the very first time ever. Think he did a total Saw recap before? WRONG! LIES! SLANDER! This is the only valid Dr. Jordan Breeding Saw recap, because I wrote a couple of jokes for this one:
youtu.be/s81v7M1QPtk
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I explain all 12 Saw movies and shorts while tied up in Jigsawâs torture basement
YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding
https://youtu.be/s81v7M1QPtk
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In six years, we've had our mailbox hit by a car six times (this time it flipped), two different trees struck, and our trashcan obliterated once. I'm legitimately worried somebody is going to be killed if the county continues to refuse the installation of speed bumps on our road.
4 months ago
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This is the longest video I've ever made:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s81v...
4 months ago
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If you SAW these thumbs in roughly 31 hours, which would you click?
4 months ago
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I'm just as good with client work as I am original content.
4 months ago
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Matt Smith
4 months ago
For a great recap of all the Left Behind âmovies,â I highly recommend âDr.â Jordan Breeding.
youtu.be/ebq060UGJ70?...
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4 months ago
If you are confused about rapturetok, watch âI explain all 7 Left Behind Movies because my camera guy got Rapturedâ by Dr Jordan Breeding from 34:30 to about 43:30. He explains how much BS it is
youtu.be/ebq060UGJ70?...
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I explain all 7 Left Behind Movies because my camera guy got Raptured
YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding
https://youtu.be/ebq060UGJ70?si=1kkxapUamWi-kgwR
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I'll be doing an improv show with a new team (not my main team) in NYC on October 10th at the Magnet theater:
magnettheater.com/show/59863/
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Days of Future Past | Magnet Theater
https://magnettheater.com/show/59863/
4 months ago
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If you just want to read my thoughts on the Rapture instead of watching a three hour video making fun of the Left Behind movies, then here ya go
open.substack.com/pub/drjordan...
(no idea why you would, but I aim to please).
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Why the Rapture is New, Fringe, and Dumb
(also heretical)
https://open.substack.com/pub/drjordanbreeding/p/why-the-rapture-is-new-fringe-and?r=29jh07&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
4 months ago
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4 months ago
left behind AGAIN
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4 months ago
Happy Rapture Day Everyone! Why not spend it watching a poor soul have to recap watching all 7 (wait SEVEN!?) Left Behind films
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Did you not get Raptured today? This video explains why
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebq0...
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I explain all 7 Left Behind Movies because my camera guy got Raptured
YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebq060UGJ70&feature=youtu.be
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