Do not pay $100,000 to become a podcaster for the love of god

This includes BIRTH CONTROL, by the way. As well as a shitload of mood stabilizers. Do NOT eat "spooky" black foods and snacks. Just don't.

'Tis the season

Hi Bluesky. I'm sure counter examples do exist and I just haven't explored deeply enough but I haven't yet encountered a Petula Clark song that isn't fuckin' amazing. That's all.

I never saw them live, but my favourite-ever urban myth (which no one else recognises, so maybe it was made up by this one guy at a Greenock house party in 1991) is that Lux Interior's day job was being Big Bird in Sesame Street.

Genre filmmakers—this one’s for you. Transgender Film Center and Duplass Brothers Productions are proud to announce the Found Footage Feature Fund. Thank you, @markduplass.bsky.social. ❤️ Applications will open on Oct. 23. Submissions close on Nov. 7 and a grantee will be selected in December.

As a Pink Floyd fanatic, I could easily list tons. But I'll answer with this.. youtu.be/rwtfmpeedpA?...

Anyone who’s ever tried to get within 5 feet of a f****** swan and seen their lives flash before their eyes can call this for the complete bollocks it is. He looks like a spitting image puppet brought to life.

Back before UCP, before podcasts, back when the world was somewhat brighter, I used to do Radio shows. Now I’m doing one again! On Saturday 20th Sept, from 3-6pm BST on irock109.com, I’m sitting back behind the desk and seeing if I can remember what all the buttons do! 😬 -Ash

For one of the least cinematic concepts one could think of, The Long Walk makes a hell of a film.

one of the clearest signs you're dealing with a strong and principled political movement is when they want to make it illegal to make fun of them

The government won't tell you that they are fascists, but they will tell you that anti-fascists are their enemies.

This is the Flog It equivalent of the guy in the green smiley T-shirt who gets front row at nearly every WWE event

I hear the bad guys all got together and decided they don't want to be called bad guys any more, and anyone who calls them that will be lowered very slowly into a volcano while they all laugh diabolically and twirl their moustaches

Going into a Doctor Who pub wearing a Primeval shirt is just ASKING for trouble

I remember the street riots after the broadcast of The Reality War

Going live for my Streamiversary! We're gonna be playing some Broken Sword, opening some Gundam Cards and trying some weird KitKats! Come along and join me (& Charly) - www.twitch.tv/jlsoryu

Please also buy the soundtrack to the game so *I* can buy an Omnichord thank you

My ex made fun of me for crying when David Bowie and Tom Petty died but then he cried when I liked a guy’s social media post bc he said it meant I thought another man was funnier than him, so who’s the little bitch now, little bitch?

Arlo’s gonna go fuckin’ spare #NintendoDirect

Maybe the onus should be on people to live in such a way that others don’t have cause to speak ill of them after death

Mandelson has been unceremoniously thrown out more times than Jazzy Jeff at this point.

Was this the wrong day for this?

[David St. Hubbins voice] 🎶 dying in a sex maze

"Where are we?" "You're in six rooms"

What a day to find myself playing this chapter of Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth

Also The Conjuring: Last Rites tries to pass off Kensington Gore, with visible Royal Albert Hall, as a bit of Pennsylvania

Bloody hell, I didn’t imagine it - The Conjuring: Last Rites really did leave modern LED studio lights just in a scene of a suburban 1986 family (who have not yet attracted press attention) sitting down to dinner:

Saw the new The Conjuring this evening and I am absolutely certain they left two studio lights on stands (possibly LED) extremely visible in a scene of a regular 1986 family sitting down to dinner.

Graham Linehan has argued for years that "trans activists" are the establishment that he is fighting against, yet, when he incites violence against trans people, the whole UK establishment - the prime minister, health secretary, Met police chief and the entire Uk Press - mobilise to defend him.

It's Wednesday! Which means a new episode! This week, the Boo-Foons visit The Fens to explore the witchcraft behind Toadmen. 🐸👨 #BooFoons #Podcast #Toad #witchcraft #toadmen #witch #Fens

You couldn't make Life of Brian today, because some of the actors are dead.

It’s also the new thing that the “Owner of a Lonely Heart” is much better than

Ha!… ha….. ha………. ha …………………….ha.

This is wildly entertaining. I didn’t hate the new Naked Gun, but this got more and bigger laughs from both me and the audience.

🎬 NEW VIDEO 🎬 This is my final one from the Highland Main Line, I finish off the final things that I wasn't able to do 4 months ago. It's been a very difficult few months, and finally finishing off this series gives me a bit of closure ❤️ youtu.be/UggvaEnIQKol

Dolly Parton has sent my daughter a new book every month for years as she does for thousands of children. She help fund the development of the Covid vaccine. She’s not a billionaire. I think as non wealthy people it’s hard to even imagine how much billionaires *could* be doing with their money.

re-reading Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness. Always takes you out of it a bit when characters say the title.

ONE WEEK!!! 💔Death of the heart💔 Excited as heck to share this record with the world!!! U can presave it on Spotify And you can stream the heck out of it on any streaming platform! linktr.ee/jer.band

Okay, I finally caved and got my face scanned while gurning wildly and got myself verified as an adult so I can receive DMs again. Mostly of interest to @mrsrejc.bsky.social who is the sole person who tends to DM me

Still a bit to go! Please back if you haven't! There are so few good duet campaigns out there and this setting is awesome! Land of Vampires: Risen Retribution – Duet 5e Campaign, via @Kickstarter www.kickstarter.com/projects/gro...

Any of you fuckin’ nerds need this for your collection

Obviously

Quantum Witch has been selected to take part in #TinyTeams @tinyteamsfest.bsky.social 😮🥰🤯 It's a visual novel in pixel art form, with many many paths through the story! Guest writers @mrbiffo.bsky.social and @commandersterling.bsky.social store.steampowered.com/app/3100650/... #indiegames

Things I Learned From Mario's Butt is officially available as an audiobook. Enjoy thoughtful critical analysis of the importance of video game character butts, and high quality artwork files. laurakbuzzstore.com/products/thi...

just been camping for the first time in my life and i have some valuable camping advice: take everything with you. Everything in your house. Take your whole house with you and live in it. Live inside your house, at home. Stay at home, living in your house with everything in your house.

Even when you remember plots from Superman III and Office Space about diverting and stealing fractions of cents from company accounts, looking at digital distribution statements really give you a sense of the granularity of money:

That don't impress me much