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Modern day TV exec to Fred Rogers: "Fred, Fred! Listen, Fred. You've got to change it. 'Mr. Rogers Universe' has so many franchise opportunities!!!"

bestie: where are you getting your colonoscopy done? me: in my butthole

Exactly one year ago today:

The boys will be amazed at my shussy.

Imagine the Strait of Hormuz is a blood vessel in his brain, and Iran's blockade is a clot...

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

When you ordered your Wolverine from Temu.

The ocean is so much stranger than we can conceive.

First bake in my shiny, new Capital oven. Toasted rye chocolate chip cookies w/ walnuts. #bakesky

The last founding member of Clannad has passed away. Mòire Brennan had quite a voice and was a huge influence in Irish music. www.msn.com/en-ie/news/o...

I don't usually do this sort of thing, but I feel this has to be said, so please forgive me in advance. If former TikTok US executive Khartoon Weiss married British actor and writer Hammed Animashaun of SNL UK, she'd be happy, as would he. Oh, and she'd also be Khartoon Animashaun.

Black trans Dying with No help Please help gogetfunding.com/lilith-survi...

🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: Two women (80s?) are standing in front of a $2 shop. One is looking at the plastic flowers in the window display and is saying: "Why not? Why shouldn't we?" With the air of Bilbo Baggins inspecting a rather important ring. (1)

Happy anniversary.

Has anyone checked on Maureen Dowd? I mean, the weight of her genius must be a burden.

Has anyone checked on Maureen Dowd? I mean, the weight of her genius must be a burden.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

I have two of those in my Lego storage. Lego Space was the best.

One of the very best from Clickhole

Jackasses, dumbasses, fatasses, badasses, bitchasses, kissasses, and asshats

Depluralize a movie: Jaw

I'm GenX, which means as kids we were either reading about incest (V.C. Andrews) or group sex (Stephen King's "IT"). Hell a lot of the science fiction I was reading was really raunchy (yay!) and terribly sexist (boo!).

Back in '92 or so, NPR reviewed Alabama 3 album "Exile on Coldharbour Lane" and played a chunk of "Ain't Goin to Goa" which really slapped. I bought the album the next day and have loved it since. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hhz...

“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”

Almost certainly the best thing I was ever told about owls was when I met an owl handler at an owl sanctuary and he told me that the wild owls who lived near the sanctuary worried about the tame show owls there and sometimes stopped by to leave them shrews and mice as presents.

I’ve just visited Vilnius: a fabulous city, mostly immaculately restored and renovated. There aren’t many obviously Soviet buildings left, yet this decaying brutalist slab occupies prime real estate right on the bank of the Neris river. It’s the Sporto Rumai (Sports Palace), completed in 1971. 1/n

Share a GIF from a horror movie you love

it’s true that overall likes are way down on bluesky over the past year. however, if you look closely at the data, that’s mostly an anomaly resulting from the fact that your posts specifically have gotten worse and are dragging the vibe down.

The Old Gods are still there, when you look.

keith?

may this define her for the rest of her life. she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired. girl, bye.

Someone sent me this.

Seconded.

Godzilla vs. Kong.

Few have contributed as much to our understanding of the genre as Alexandra Heller-Nicholas. This is a reminder that even the most accomplished people can be struggling in ways we don't know about - Alex needs a boost if you can spare a little kindness.

Godzilla vs. Kong.

The Spy Who Came In From The Code

The only April Fool's prank I approve of:

"Pericles Lewis"? Who the fuck names their kid Pericles? Cheap-ass B-movie villain name. I'd be embarrassed.

Nice try, Plastic Man... #dcu #dccomics

Tapping the sign

Trans day of visibility, innit

The Changeling Chronicles Kickstarter campaign is live! I’m celebrating the 10th anniversary of my international bestselling urban fantasy series by creating these stunning hardcovers of the first three novels with sprayed edges and interior artwork. 😄 www.kickstarter.com/projects/emm...

i’m glad the Supreme Court said what we’ve all been thinking: lawyers should be in charge of medicine

Look, I'm already upset at supporting Iran's regime. Stop trying to make me like them.

I see something like this and immediately think: "I can fix her!"