What she need to go down as is the second to last dhs secretary in American history.

This is the greatest video I have seen lately. Someone get this news to @alyankovic.bsky.social! Thumbnail: a young woman with closely-cut hair is pointing at a whiteboard on which has the video title "Weird Al Yankovic is a lesbian." on it. The word "lesbian" is in red. youtu.be/jzT8YOqIp9o?...

I remember when I was a kid, I did a neighborhood survey about whether a woman could be president. So many adults, women included, said women are too emotional. Meanwhile, in the White House today is THEE hemotional of all time.

Wow I just had a huge moment of clarity about being asexual and I feel like it's finally solved. I was like, "I wonder if there's a word for the opposite of pansexual. Like, equally unenthused by all the genders and sex in general but maybe willing to dally, in only incredibly unlikely situations."

White people really be hot about forgiving/welcoming former maga. And I mean, good for them. But I need them to stop telling everyone else to. Unless they are Trans, they are the LEAST likely to be treated like crap. They forget before maga there was Jim Crow, police brutality, la fucking migra...

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Oh no I loved my debit card and a charge didn't go through and now I think I will have to give up one of my favorite communities. This sucks but I get it.

I think I did a report on this one in high school, or it might have been Killing Mr. Griffin. One of the two.

Check out this lovely poem. The imagery is so evocative and great

Highly accurate in so many ways Link text:Every Tech Company Right Now for Some Reason youtube video by Crazy Boris Productions Thumbnail: caption "we shoved an ai into it" with a confused yet stern looking man with salt and pepper hair, stubble, and an asshole goatee. youtu.be/xwmGlu5wdJw?...

Reports are flooding in today from the nation's capitol as pundits debate whether the president has been bitten by a zombie. Administration sources say it's just a rash, but the prurient dark pus and black veins characteristic of undeath are cause for concern, say experts on the deathless scourge. 1

FOX marketed Ned and Stacey as a comedy but it's actually a horror TV show about why people need to be able to make it on their own so they don't feel like they have to move in with a republican.

I think if your company does measurable harm that does not go redressed, or it continues to do harm because it can easily pay fines, it should not be allowed to have an IPO. And if it's already public, it should be dissolved and all funds paid to victims, full stop. Everyone involved loses.

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

Longhand gang represent

This can't just be weed candies. Maybe the congestion is making me a little hypoxic. I'm so gleeful right now. It's pretty great ngl. Tonight's bleets have been the equivalent of finger-painting with no plan but loads of abandon. Good stuff, honestly. It makes me feel in love with life.

"Cops do not kill people and if you keep saying they do I'm gonna...shoot you." Officer Detective @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social

Whoever first recommended I get on the internet was so wrong.

Guys I can't remember how many weed candies I had and my eyes feel so much like the skin around them is dried sea sponges. My eyes themselves feel like any dry SpongeBob moment. Lol I'm gonna be so good at shitposting. It's the only time I can rly write. I can barely see tho. My eyes are so dry.

God oh no Mr. Beast makes human slop and that kind of sucks. But I mean I guess categorically he is a human producing his slop though I consider it to be cynical and not a true expression of creativity but who am I, the true Scotsman? This must be what Anne Rice felt like 😂

Anyway so what about like, a hand tossing something away, as if to imply it's a failed artistic or writing (or I guess musical or idk recipe or whatever. You know what I mean) attempt? There's a cat across the room trying to convince me to give him treats. How about clutching a handful of slime?

If I can breathe easily, am I truly congested? Stg I better not be sick from germs. Idek the last time I left the house. Certainly longer than any incubation period for a head cold.

Oh no I can't taste my water. It tastes like distilled water. This is so unsatisfying. This is cruel. I'm so hungry and my water tastes bad. Well, tastes blank. Which is bad. Augh! As sick as I've ever been, I've ALWAYS been able to taste water and salt and stuff. C'mon man. C'mon.

Also, I have a sinus infection or something and I can't taste anything and LET ME TELL YOU we had beautiful pizza for dinner and the pepperoni was perfectly crispy and the crust was perfect and everything except I COULD NOT TASTE ANYTHING. That super sucks. I'm so hungry but what's the point anyway?

How do you even visually represent the idea of human slop?

Wow I'm at that level of high where I'm seriously considering what it means to be a human. Not in the sense of "or are we dancer?" but more like "Oh gosh some humans are really terrible" but I mean if they made slop I guess it counts too. Very "the least of these" kind of stuff. Not great but humane

I think the Human Slop Alliance needs a logo and symbol. Like what kinda imagery we going for? Obviously human imagery, or at least the visual implication that something is a human creation. Lol wow look at me taking it all seriously but so what I'm totally sincere about it actually.

Hit me up if you want to join the Human Slop Alliance. I feel like the name is self-explanatory and I'll get back to you on what the HSA does aside from celebrating and encouraging human creative effort at every skill level. Yeah. I mean it feels so self explanatory tho.

Been thinking about my consumption of media and what I really enjoy. I love the small budget, the corny, the earnest, the fun. At some point the shiny and new and perfect overtook what used to be sincere human expression. In every art form, the "best" is the exemplar, not the most meaningful. 🧵

My poor sweet child is learning how unfair the adult world is and I feel so bad for her like oh god poor baby it sucks, right? Previously she knew the evils of capitalism in theory. Now, in practice, it is slaying her on the daily. What a horrible lesson to even exist, must less have to learn.

Imagine a support group for victims of like, a slasher who only does ironic killings. No cynical humor would be allowed. Situational irony would be looked at askance, as if checking to see if it was on purpose or not. Anyone singing "it's like raiaaa-" is immediately shot for tempting the fates.

I super miss hanging out with Black people. Like I wanna go get my hair braided by a Black person. Go to a cookout with other Black people. Celebrate Juneteenth with other Black people. There aren't many in town and it's really terrible to be separated from my people. 😭

Okay it's gonna be a comic. That is acceptable. Bc a movie or TV show would just ruin everything. At the most I'd trust Japan to make an anime bc it would probably be pretty good.

Oh no, they're making a sequel to The Last Starfighter. They gonna mess it up.

A test of whether there is an opposition party in your country is whether you notice that a lot of people are sharing the words of any elected leader at times like these.

This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

Small kids and words is a delightful intersection

To lift my spirits, I love a story that is dense with fantasy and strange little things. The more whimsical, the better. Very "Calgon, take me away!" type of stories.

Oh my gosh this looks amazing! Back it if you can. I'm gonna. This needs to be a thing! It's got SPACE RECIPES.

My POOR BABY had to go to the ER because she cracked a molar and got a nasty infection. She's never been to the ER by herself so it was all new for her. Thankfully she got treated for her pain and got pain meds, antibiotics, and a referral to a reputable, low-cost dental college clinic. Bless.

I have a real weird feeling percolating but it's really nebulous and hard to pin down. Just, some things are making me feel strange and unsettled and I'm not sure exactly what I think might be the meaning of it, if anything.

Gogogo!

Imo, Raymond Carver's "Tell the Women We're Going" is THE story about masculinity in the current times. Man was a fucken prophet. I read this in HS when I got hooked on him after a lesson about his work. "We're Going" wasn't part of it but I remember that one, and the rest blur together.

My friend just told me they are an interdimensional sentient laundrymat on threads. While I do not use threads, I might have to stop by periodically to see their...threets? They are a fantastic DM and a funny person, so it fits perfectly.

It surely should not be

*slaps banister* this baby can hold so many soft tissue injuries and maybe even a break or two

*swoon*

Gearing up for morning research and this video was recommended. It has nothing to do with my project really, but I got tremendous value from it. It's very thoughtful. Also "snuggle theory" is SEXIST TRASH! Why Do Girls Love Horror Games? YouTube video by Moon Channel. youtu.be/MjKB12IoX7E?...

Nobody: The Democrats: in this time of concern about the government far overreaching its given powers, mass surveillance, and much rhetoric about imperialism and power structures, how about a CIA agent at Colonial Williamsburg?