So 100 portable hitters are just gonna sit on the Whitehouse lawn for a month?

A post that very few will understand. A Human Lore Bard selecting the skilled feat at Race, Background, and lvl 4 ASI each can handle have proficiency in EVERY skill! Making Jack of All Trades redundant.

I'm craving a mediocre chain restaurant steak.

I have no snacks to eat. I have the sadness 🥹

Call me a conspiratory nutcase. But I can't help but feel that Maine's favorite Democratic cosplayer was chosen as a psy-op to drive a larger wedge between the "vote blue, no matter who" absolutist and the "only vote for perfect candidates" absolutist...

It's a miracle! I took a nap the exact length of time I wanted to and do not feel horrible upon waking.

I need to stop going to the DnD Discord server. Any time I say "It would be cool if..." someone always comes back with. Why don't you do this thing that is markably worse. If I wanted the worse option I would choose the worse option!

My dad used to have unwavering arbitrary rules like "The air conditioner is only allowed to be used between Memorial Day and Labor Day". And in that vein, I'm setting my own arbitrary rule. "If it's below 60 degrees, the lawn doesn't need to be mowed"

It's June! officially a Summer Month! And I just put on sweats and closed all the windows. very seriously considering turning on the heat.

We're Taking Control! by.... giving up control to computerized guessing machines?

I, the guy who doesn't eat much Chinese and almost none before moving here, has volunteered to order and pick up Chinese food for 6. I plan on wild guessing how much food I need. I'm guessing 4 mains to share, then Egg Rolls, Goyza, Rice, and salad.

New Rule! If you are going to send a rescheduling meeting on Tuesday afternoon for a Wednesday morning weekly meeting 2 weeks away, MAKE A NOTE OF IT IN THE RESCHEDULING NOTICE! I showed up 30 minutes late cause I thought the meeting was rescheduled for tomorrow.

whipped me up a tasty snack of a banana, pineapple, and grapes, like I'm an 80 yr old grandpa. Kinda with I had mini marshmallows.

What kind of dice goblin am I? I'm the "search and search for the exact style to match my character, then special order a 2nd d20 so that I have matching advantage dice" kind of dice goblin.

Still collecting a paycheck.

Are bananas the only fruit that doesn't have juice?

Most bizarre Amazon order: polyhedral dice boot straps replacement blade for rotary cutting tool.

I think the people at Thomas' Breads have been letting AI decide where to cut the bagels

I'd like to inform you that: A) Ice Cream Sandwiches are still tasty and 1. The ice cream man takes debit cards

I am "The waitress that never works the counter changed her hair color" levels of diner regular.

The Emmy winner bombshell and the guy who eats spicy wings for a living?

"The snark is unnecessary" Really? When commenting on corporate greed? When you know nothing you say will affect their decision making? Then tell me, random stranger that drank the capitalist propaganda and feel you must defend, In what circumstances is snark necessary?

I want, so badly, to take my DM, Karel's hyperactive boxer pup and train her up. She chaos to be sure, but she's so incredibly responsive I bet I could do wonders with her in just 1 walk. I just don't know if Karel is interested or would follow through.

I made a to do list for today and immediately gave up on it when I deemed the 1st item clearly unattainable, "get out of bed"

My DnD night got canceled (technical issues). Who wants to entertain me?

Magnets are an absolute bitch to work with. Especially ones that don't differentiate between the positive and negative side.

I forgot that I had a bandaid on my thumb when I tried to lick BBQ sauce off my fingers. Wings were a bad idea.

Walked into the meeting that precedes the meeting I'm going to. Half listening to them try to brainstorm a design solution. 10 minutes of them spinning wheels and I just have to speak up....

I'm glad I took a moment to confirm that the alarm on my meat thermometer is working (it isn't) I would have been pissed to have burnt the pork roast I've been craving for 4 days.

I've cutting big chunks of wood into smaller chunks of wood in very precise ways with very sharp instruments for around a decade and today was the 1st time I've recieved a "I probably could use medical attention" levels of injury.

We're moving our DnD sessions to the DMs living room around a coffee table. We need to make workspace for everybody, so I'm building a raised platform for the battle map. I have royal blue felt to line the top and am gonna spray paint the bottom and legs black. What color should I make the trim?

The corrupt cannot run on an anti-corruption campaign. Well, they can, but they can't do it honestly.

Every time I buy hinges the screws that come with them are a quarter inch too long. And every time I forget to measure them while at the hardware store. And every time I don't notice until after the hardware store is closed.

Everybody is immortal until they are not.

I don't know if I luv Laura Bailey, luv Jester, or luv the mind that created Jester.

I would very much like for 5he battery on my electric motor to run out of juice already. I need an extended break.

My worst nightmare has come true. Lily has realized she can jump over the fence. She did it right in front of me.

I find myself wondering if I should ask my lawyer friends or my fiction writing friends to whip up a request for money from the traitors slush fund. It really needs both skills.

I could destroy a jelly donut right now.

I'm so bored

Don't worry. They'll fuck it up.

what's for lunch?

That masseuse turned my stiff muscles into bruises.

Holy hell! Season 2 of Critical Roll has 141 episodes!?!🤯🤯 550 hours of DnD?!?

maybe a giant burrito wasn't the best lunch choice just before getting a massage. Maybe I need to reschedule my weekend plans.

2 years ago I was searching for a riving knife (Ariving knife is a safety tool that installs behind the blade and prevents kickback.) for my table saw. I couldn't find the right one in any of the known and trustworthy places. So I ordered it from a website that looked reputable.

I need to come up with 5 or 6 really embarrassing things a hot Rogue Spy (Think Black Widow) has done in her past. For the D&D dungeon crawl campaign that "won't have alot of roll playing"