i did NOT think i’d grow up to be a) living in an absurdist hell b) a woman c) both those things at the same time

The FCC is looking to take control of the voluntary TV ratings system to banish transgender and non-binary subject matter, hijack the TV Parental Guidelines Monitoring Board, and go on a censorship spree in the name of “protecting children.” docs.fcc.gov/public/attac...

His hyperobsession with the 2020 election loss to Joe Biden, but not the literal assassination attempt on his life will forever fuel my tinfoil hat thoughts on that whole topic.

I keep saying that Florida is one of two things. Either Outworld from Mortal Kombat or a real life GTA server...

I guess if Americans don’t want to buy Spirit Airlines with their tax dollars it’s tough shit because Trump will spend our money on whatever he pleases since we don’t have a Congress anymore.

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We need PVP enabled on here the same way we do it on Something Awful and I'm not joking

NEW INCREDIBLE INSULT DISCOVERED

reminder that that man who offed Abe did what is usually only reserved for mythological figures and supervillains and built a custom one use weapon to defeat his adversary

You belong here @kylebrandtsky.bsky.social

Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics. The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

Not all who wander are lost some.of us justhad fofteen beers

Tapping the sign

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

I cannot imagine instead of saying "let's fix society so that trans folks are accepted" and opting for "we should be able to test babies for the trans gene and exterminate them. Eugenics are my favorite." What a piece of shit.

a mysterious rōnin has arrived to collect the bounty on my head

He's a liar and a killer. I don't know what else to tell people, he's a rich eugenicist, he wants as many poor people as possible to die in the name of 'health.' He's a genuinely and uniquely malign figure in American life and his appointment was an act of violence

Dark Souls boss-ass cold cut name

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finally they got men out of womens sports, this is what I voted for

the foundational concept of Bluesky was to create a space for tech bros by using invite only for a span the foundational reality of Bluesky is that invites became life rafts for queers fleeing Twitter by way of furries nobody working for Bluesky has ever forgiven this

First oh somebody’s grillin of the season

Well well well if it isn’t the reason everyone tells me to do alt text

it's really a profound experience to go from being 15 not understanding why an adult got annoyed when you said you liked something "as a kid" to being 30 seeing teenagers on social media get Nostalgia for things from 2019 and having an aneurysm

Podcasting is haram

Every time you see a retelling of someone playing Caves of Qud it seems like one of those stories where no sentence has any connection to the previous sentence. But after you play the game you kinda just think shit like "yeah, that makes sense but you could have avoided that by growing another face"

First saw this story over on Threads, and people really, really, really did not like anyone correcting misinformation about their misreading of the story. We seem to be moving to some sort of post-reality where people just want fake stories that reinforce their beliefs.

ok actual lol

Damn soup has no texture

Capitalism isn't a democracy. Spending money isn't voting. Every time we repeat this, we forget where we actually derive power: not by being a naughty little consumer who won't consume, but by getting loud, speaking out, direct action, and making the people who stand to benefit miserable.

Accidentally heard a Disco Inferno take where he called Ilia Dragunov a bad/sloppy worker (LOL) And that he will always be a midcarder (LMAO even)

We need a matriarchy run by lesbians with clipboards and earpieces who do not take any shit.

i mean, who among us

Cleated Rivalry

*whimpering prisoner in dark room* *Two torturers in long black coats enter* Nazi: *incomprehensible angry German dialogue* Minion: *incomprehensible cheerful Minion dialogue*

the future techbros are proposing: arrested because someone's oregon trail character named after me committed a crime

It's the ass series in Seattle

Yea. I had to make audience with Lady Ophelia Savage.

I be smoking that Grand Elder Guru sticky icky. Got me out here moving so unfamilar that Piccolo thinks I'm kinfolk This shit ain't nothin to me

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