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tom clancy's pregfetish fic
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exciting to see his poll numbers go down from this, like they always have every other time they fake one of these
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Doll Tearsheet
42 minutes ago
Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.
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Marked safe from White House Correspondents Dinner shooting
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UFO Sighting Bot
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Stange light, great speed, strange maneuvers
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e.w. niedermeyer
about 6 hours ago
u never see this on a tradlife mood board
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Neil Pajamas
about 3 hours ago
I think you mean the White House is breaking a law that was put in place by congress after Watergate.
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People are really on here posting shit like “show don’t tell was invented by the CIA” like chill
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Omari Sankofa II
about 6 hours ago
FINAL: Magic 113, Pistons 105. Late 26-8 run wasn't enough, Franz and Paolo hit big shots to close it out. Pistons waited until it was too late to compete in this one. Down 2-1 in the series.
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Pistons seem content to trade games with Orlando, need some offense from anyone other than Cade Cunningham
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You can’t play defense in today’s NBA
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Justin Rogers | DFN
about 9 hours ago
The Philadelphia Eagles famously loaded up on Georgia defenders in recent years. On Saturday, the Lions added a third Michigan Wolverine to their unit, selecting LB Jimmy Rolder in the fourth round:
www.detroitfootball.net/p/lions-add-...
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Lions add another Wolverine, selecting linebacker Jimmy Rolder in fourth round
At 6-foot-3, 238 pounds, Rolder is a high-end athlete who experienced a breakout season in 2025.
https://www.detroitfootball.net/p/lions-add-another-wolverine-selecting
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Patrick Monahan
1 day ago
Yoda on a walkie would be a total disaster. Saying “Over” before every message. Get serious
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Justin Rogers | DFN
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For much of Brad Holmes' tenure, it's been difficult to figure out his approach in the draft. Not this year, as the Lions followed a logical blueprint, drafting an OT in the first round and edge in the second, trading up for Michigan's Derrick Moore:
www.detroitfootball.net/p/lions-trad...
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Lions trade up to No. 44 in second round, draft Michigan edge Derrick Moore
For once, the Lions are following the expected blueprint in the early rounds of the NFL draft. A day after taking a tackle, they addressed their need at edge.
https://www.detroitfootball.net/p/lions-trade-up-to-no-44-in-second
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Damn it sure doesn’t look like there’s gonna be any top shelf defensive talent once we get on the clock, I hope Brad Holmes surprises us
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Discontinued Foods!
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Major League Baseball at the end of the 1998 season:
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Evelyndroid's Aperture Science and Bugge-Finding 🏳️⚧️🕷️
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Little rare man with orange legs (Habronattus icenoglei) 🧡
#EmotionalSupportSpood
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Yeah I’d probably beg for that job back too
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5 days ago
Afternoon Encounters 🌴
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Tim Onion
2 days ago
Ending every business email now with "AND FUCK YOU IF YOU WILL NOT DO THIS."
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David Roberts
2 days ago
Still feel like "Musk and his crew of incels destroyed a bunch of stuff they didn't understand and thereby hastened the deaths of millions of children" did not get the public attention it warranted.
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USAID Whistleblower Says It Was Even Worse Than People Knew
Political appointees wanted a quiet drawdown, the whistleblower says. DOGE wanted an execution.
https://www.wired.com/story/usaid-whistleblower-says-it-was-even-worse-than-people-knew/
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NBA
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"Stew [Isaiah Stewart] was huge. Protecting the rim, dominating inside... getting us extra shots. I mean doing it all. He's such a versatile player." Cade Cunningham gives Isaiah Stewart (10p, 5r, 2b) his flowers after a HUGE Game 2 win for the Detroit Pistons👏
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old roadside pics
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zephyr gas, muskegon, michigan, 1980
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Omari Sankofa II
3 days ago
Fans can either wait four minutes to watch the first Pistons home playoff win in 18 years, or beat traffic. Some are choosing the latter
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Roxie Rusalka 🦇18+🦇 see pinned!
3 days ago
everyone get more wonder and curiosity for the world both in yourselves and each other RIGHT NOW
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krat
3 days ago
Not all who wander are lost some.of us justhad fofteen beers
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Dr Tom Horne
4 days ago
🏅 An exquisitely decorated gold pendant dating to the 6th century AD - originally found in a flowerbed on Gotland - has been presented to Gotland Museum. 📰 Read all about it in the latest A Whole Lot of History!
open.substack.com/pub/historyh...
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brostoevsky
3 days ago
Thanks Barret ur right 🌍
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Classic get caught and claim to be a white hat gambit, let’s see how it works out for him
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tom clancy's pregfetish fic
3 days ago
introducing my woke sushi restaurant with live pricing scaling to how overfished a given piece is
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eli yudin
3 days ago
a mysterious rōnin has arrived to collect the bounty on my head
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Rural Indexing Project
3 days ago
Bank of Erath Erath, LA
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Kath Barbadoro
3 days ago
The truth is already on the side of those of us who believe sexual violence and rape is a problem, there is no need to embellish. Repeating misinfo does nothing but hurt the cause. Disappointed to see how quickly people turn into a little propagandists when it's an issue they care about
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dr. hazel 🐇 looking for my next joke!
10 months ago
GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂
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Lord Businessman II
4 days ago
He's a liar and a killer. I don't know what else to tell people, he's a rich eugenicist, he wants as many poor people as possible to die in the name of 'health.' He's a genuinely and uniquely malign figure in American life and his appointment was an act of violence
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pikat
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drew an egg
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Patrick Monahan
4 days ago
Lol at Republicans hitting the “C’mon I’m just a little guy” about partisan gerrymandering in 2026. Got a problem, take it up with your loudmouth idiot boss
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Nick Horowitz
4 days ago
This feels of a piece with the people who believe the Epstein stuff involved cannibalism and child sacrifice rituals because a "mundane" horrible thing isn't enough, it has to be bigger, more horrific and directly a threat to them.
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First oh somebody’s grillin of the season
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michelle⁷
4 days ago
also the fact that CNN (now controlled by a pro-Trump right wing billionaire) is promoting this narrative at the same time as they are trying to make us all log in to our computers with our government IDs (they want to make age verification mandatory for OS)... there is an ulterior motive
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John Timmer
4 days ago
The Roman Telescope is pretty much ready for space, apparently on time and under budget.
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AlTheColorsOfTheDark💀🦇🪦⚰️🎃🕸🖤
5 days ago
#DailyBat
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Still makes more sense than Phoenix
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The overnight floor crew took the key to the machine and now I have to scrub my floors by hand, it’s on sight for those peckerheads
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derek guy
5 days ago
The average American family paid $1,700 in tariffs last year, according to the bipartisan Congressional Joint Economic Committee. Few will ever see any of that money back. The refunds will go to companies, if doled out at all. What a joke.
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Patrick Wyman
5 days ago
Leaving aside the basic fact of its absurdity - no, the average IQ in Somalia isn’t 70 - all I see here is a couple of idiots desperate for an unearned reason to think they’re better than others. Pathetic.
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ULTRA🛸BLAST
5 days ago
UP IN SMOKE (1978)
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Mina Kimes
5 days ago
At this point they’re your friend who you know ain’t gonna break up w the guy or gal. At a certain point you stop listening and just go mmm damn that’s crazy
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Tim Onion
6 days ago
In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.
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Kevin M. Kruse
6 days ago
Boots on the Groundhog Day
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