If you loved beef, you'll love "beef?", brought to you by RFK Jr and the New Jersey Turnpike.

Got this captcha thing which feels weirdly existential. Like, sure, the bottles can be broken most easily, but lots of things can be broken if you try hard enough

We started letting our oldest stay home alone but we needed a way to contact her and we don't want her having a cellphone til high school. So I decided to go old school and found a (brand new!) rotary phone from the 60s on eBay and rigged it up to VoIP. Forgot how loud the ringers on these are!

Finished reading Cahokia Jazz by Francis Spufford. Can not rave enough about this book, great mystery, crime thriller stuff + some of the most fascinating alt history worldbuilding I've ever come across. The second book of his I've read and I am fully sold on reading anything he puts out

Really enjoying shooting Kentmere 200, solid results from a relatively cheap film. A few from the last roll I finished. #filmphotography

Got a new phone over the weekend. First time back to iPhone in almost a decade - taking a bit of getting used to but ok so far. I did 3D print a little charging dock for my desk and that's pretty fun so far.

A few from a roll I developed today. Rolleiflex 3.5 Kentmere 200 #filmphotography

The first time I ever heard the phrasie "Tankies" was right around the time that "Bronies" were a thing and my initial thought was that it was a term for adult fans of Thomas the Tank Engine and I wish I had never learned otherwise

I guess I missed Alien Day by a few hours, but I had a photo assignment to shoot "an iconic silhouette" and this is my submission. Built a little set with a 3D printer and made this. Shot on 4x5 sheet film. #filmphotography #largeformatphotography

Largely because of @rangedtouch.bsky.social's Shelved by Genre, my algorithms have become Tolkein-infested, but TikTok decided to freeze on this one frame of an ad for a disturbingly lifelike Aragorn figure, and y'all, the King of Men has returned.

Some macro-ish, still life-ish stuff I'm working on.... Mamiya C33, Kentmere 100 #filmphotography

Real nightmare hours at the grocery store checkout line

Made myself a 3D printed 4x5 camera. #filmphotography

i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan

Spent the weekend learning how to shoot wet plate tintypes photographs. Probably not something I'll do on my own - too much cumbersome gear and toxic chemistry - but a really fun experience that I've wanted to try for a while now. #largeformatphotography #filmphotography

The moon mission kicking off with the astronauts having to fix a broken toilet feels really appropriate for how 2026 is going

Opened up a bag of potatoes and potato too big

Oak Hill Cemetery Rolleiflex Automat 3.5 Kodak Tri-X 400 #filmphotography

Underwood typewriter Shot on X-ray film with 100 year old projector lens adapted to my Graflex camera #filmphotography #largeformatphotography

For work, I had to look up a study on GLP-1s and erectile dysfunction. But this is the suggested related searches Google provided

Found this very old, very much broken, typewriter. Decided it might make for some decent photos. The blurry one is with the old projector lens I've been experimenting with. Graflex Speed Graphic / Fomapan 100 #largeformatphotography #filmphotography

It's like we mashed up the Torment Nexus tweet with this one.

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

Watched the first few episodes of this Young Sherlock series and it's really solid. Also, the lead is apparently Ralph Feinnes nephew which also helped me rediscover that their family name is the most absurdly British name "Twisleton-Wickeham-Feinnes"

Real mixed feelings. He was a guy who wrote some of my favorite books of all time and who also went completely off the deep end over the last couple of decades...

Free headline suggestion RFK Jr Announces Grocery Affordability Plan: It's Offal

Had to test out the new Rolleiflex... Shot a few still life shots with the skull I 3D printed. #filmphotography

New camera day... somehow snagged this 1954 Rolleiflex for <$300. It came in today and works perfectly and barely has a scratch on it. I can't wait to get out and shoot this thing.

Ominous headline

Took a gamble on an unidentified old brass lens on eBay and pretty happy with it. It's off of a very early movie projector - probably 1915-1920. Took a couple of test shots with my Graflex and some sheets of xray film and dig the results. #filmphotography #largeformatphotography

Macbeth: SHIT

NBC choosing Give Em the Bird as a slogan is some real "this would have been a 30 Rock joke" business

Some photography experiments incorporating the Peppers Ghost illusion into some still life photos.

Have people started making whistles with "This machine kills fascists" on them yet?

Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

I wound up buying a 3D printer last week and this may be the first time I've been legitimately excited by a piece of technology in a while.

Flower and some shells. Mamiya C33 Kodak TMax 100 #filmphotography

Experimenting with making cyanotypes out of film negatives. This is from a self portrait I shot recently on x-ray film. #filmphotography #cyanotype

This made me wonder... If they do a Hot Ones with someone who needs a translator, do the celebrity and the translator both have to eat the hot wings?

Took a few weeks of tinkering, but I think I have put together a solid process for shooting and developing these dry plate tintypes using flash indoors. Also happy I somehow am mostly in focus considering this was a self-portrait shot wide open on a 4x5 #filmphotography #largeformatphotography

Shot this on dry glass plate mostly to test if I could use flash to expose these. Turns out you can, but it needed 5 full power bursts from a pair of 600 Watt strobes about 2 feet away. I do like the weird misty effect it created though. #filmphotography #largeformatphotography

Experimenting with making cyanotypes out of my glass negatives. #filmphotography

Second try at shooting a tintype (this time a self portrait) was more of a success. It was mostly flawless until some of the emulsion began to pull away during the drying process. But it's definitely an improvement over the first go. #largeformatphotography #filmphotography

First try shooting a tintype and I'm calling this a semi-success. It's underexposed or underdeveloped and leaning towards the latter. Need to get the chemistry dialed in (and rinse this with photoflo because it's a dust magnet) #filmphotography #largeformatphotography

Gonna be a bummer when a bunch of scalper bots resell the Epstein files at a markup

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out pick up a pencil and a napkin

incredible

I think the bit where a person convinces the AI vending machine to embrace communism is my favorite part.