A large black man is gonna headbang to some drum n bass and enjoy the moment Damn it feels good to be alive

This might be the worst WrestleMania in a very long time. I'm glad the last good one was in Philly

A little fuel before I go dancing

I can feel God in this Kohl's (House music is playing on the loudspeaker)

Man why does cologne smell like ass Got something unconventional. If I'm going to look like a snack I might as well smell like one Thanks bath and body works

Pretty lights and sounds tonight yay I'm long overdue, baby

@jet-set.bsky.social happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday ❤️

Would throw ass for a Costco hot dog and an alcoholic bevvy right now

Drink water (this is a threat)

What the fuck man

If I have to buy another appliance in such a short timeframe, I might McLose It™

Do you want head scratches

Just gotta get through two more weeks and I'm free

Thragg is HIM.

A beer always hits different after yardwork

I wish they made more TV shows in the style of Arcane. Oh the misery Everybody wants to be my enemy~

with the way some guys talk about women today, I think they should come out of the closet already. it's okay to be gay!!!

i have flipped my perspective on how to best produce content online. my advice is now livestream on 8 websites and viewbot every broadcast. followbot all accounts. discord and group chat vote manipulate all posts. astroturf every platform with clips. no one cares anymore or is too dumb to notice

Nier automata-ass device

@riningear.bsky.social what's your jolibee order my friend

Just another day at the long day factory lmao

The new street fighter movie looks campy and stupid and that's that shit I DO like. Lean into absurdity. Looking forward to watching

You can probably pinpoint riiiight when I ran out of semaglutide. Making progress once again though so I know I can do this. 260s is tres possible Why did they make cookies so good. How could they do this to me

I need my little brother to train me in the gym because wdym "ak with muscles" is a thing that can happen Being able to pick up things to put them on the wall is important. I will not elaborate further. Good morning.

I do not mind that this heatwave has made being shirtless/pantless be mandatory, but I'm glad we're on the way to returning to more normal temperatures :3

Part of being an adult is being excited for new appliances. Next on the list is a new fridge and a portable air conditioner...

My list of cosplay to do (money willing): -Fox McCloud (yes I'll wear ears and a tail, but not look like a fox, fur wise, I just wanna look like I fly an Arwing) -Dr. Doom -Batman -King (Tekken 3 casual wear) -Barrett Wallace -Samus (full suit) I've been akuma and faust if you can picture that

Attention is cheap. It can come from anywhere. A true connection is *everything.*

Women are not complicated beings. -listen to them -learn to cook -be thoughtful -be aware of her cycle -know her favorite foods -make sure she finishes -know her favorite foods -pull her hair when hitting it from behind -hold her after you're done, and make sure she's got water and a clean towel

It's hot out

lol why not. fuck it we ball

I did all I could do. I have no regrets.

What a terrible day to understand the English language

You cannot be mean to me, I'm very sleepy right now

Radical idea, what if NYC was closer to my country Philadelphia???

Big apple trip. Quick 8 hour adventure.

Had a customer call in about trading in their car and we had a 15 min talk about gas and saving money in this economy and it was the highlight of my day. Sure it's not gonna turn into a sale but I can't try and sling cars in bad faith over trying to chase a dollar. Thanks for the chat miss auntie

big interview tomorrow morning let's go let's go let's go

I need to bully more people under 30. Most of you haven't truly suffered from life and its tribulations to be using 'unc' the way you do

I'm happy for all my new York homies that have a mayor that gives a shit about the working people

If you remember this commercial, please get your colonoscopy and/or mammogram scheduled

This is why a guy will wear when his date is all dressed up with makeup, heels, and hair... I stg

Working at the long day factory made me vape more than I ever have in my life. Not proud of it. I quit a little bit ago because I can't have my blood vessels constricting. This golem already requires a lot of fuel to move. I don't need to make things tougher on myself. I feel better knowing I quit.

I'm not sure what it is with certain events not having more shows on the east coast. the majority of the population resides here. I understand skipping philly sometimes but come on. If I wanted go to the miku concert on a whim, I have to go to north jersey (not NYC), GEORGIA, or fuckin' BOSTON. grr

Sure sex is cool and all but what's your favorite anime opening of all time

Awake again, but at what cost?

Just ate a whole crumbl chocolate chip cookie and I think my body is shutting down