was pretty crazy the way Joe Biden spiked gas prices by convincing Iran to close the Strait of Hormuz

I, too, like to share declining charts with an unexplained initial peak before proclaiming the doom they portend.

As everyone knows, one of the rules of war is that nothing that happens can affect negotiations.

I Asked Claude to Generate 10 Jokes About Pete Hegseth, Tradcaths, And The Hundred Years' War in the Style of Dennis Miller and None of Them Were Funny. AI Is Just That Good.

Keep my date with Zendaya, anyone?

all men are created equal, except negroes" when the know-nothings get control, it will read "all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and catholics." when it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretence of loving liberty -abraham lincoln

but it does feel fair to say that "i decided to roll the dice on someone known to be a bad and irresponsible person because i thought it would be in my material self-interest" is the story of 2024

hmm

This is your congressional political strategist speaking, I am asking you to keep saying this shit

they finally banned yaoi

Looks like measles is back on the menu, boys! (Having a compromised immune system, I do not like this.)

They've got a nimble little two-step with this stuff: liberals who criticize Israel are being antisemitic, but conservatives who are being antisemitic are just criticizing Israel

He's gonna be madder about this than anything happening with Iran.

Bluesky 101: If you can claim membership in an oppressed minority, you are entitled to harass anyone reporting facts you dislike. You can also blame them for forcing you to harass them due to their failing to understand that your oppressed status entitles you to interpret everything in bad faith.

Liberals say it's a tragedy that delusional billionaires now control our democracy. They're wrong—it's a tragedy that delusional billionaires now control our republic.

The Afghanistan withdrawal was effectively the end of Biden's re-election campaign, as far as the press was concerned. But that was not even spun as the US losing!

South Asian religious traditions are practically interchangeable, and can be mixed and matched as needed to fulfill your personal development needs.

Lindsey is jonesing for 2003 and freedom fries.

Here’s food for thought, had Ahab time to think; but Ahab never thinks; he only feels, feels, feels

They're calling it the most ginger Passover ever.

She neo my liberalism 'til I fash.

The move contains a soupçon of racism and misogyny.

Bartender at my regular spot is wearing a hat that says "FUCK TERFS."

Damn. Too bad the US doesn't have a secure communication system for our top law enforcement officials.

You can take the Oklahoman out of Oklahoma . . .

The United States has ceded freedom of navigation of international waterways. The global order that existed four weeks ago is dead.

Kids barely have a childhood these days, because they can't write in cursive. How will they even sign their Pizza Hut Book It card?

It's good oil, Brent.

it's incredible that as long as you do the right amount of bigotry you can just rob the country blind and enough people will not care, even though those same people will be filled with incandescent rage if someone uses food stamps to buy a 12 pack of diet coke

Is this true, @debunkbot.bsky.social ?

"You can't criticize people with good intentions" is a thing supposed adults will say on this site.

You asked me to cum down and watch the parade

This is the future liberals want.

Why would Israel do this?

remember that one time a train derailed in Ohio and literally nobody died but it was a news story for like a full week and Pete Buttigieg had to personally answer for it?

Hoping for the best but expecting the worst.

People will complain about this, but he put in the work. Be honest: did you hear anything at all from the other candidates?

Sanity-washing Trump admin policy—no matter how things progress, it’s always some grand 12-D chess strategy—is popular for the same reason conspiracy theories are popular: It’s more reassuring to believe that it’s all some grand convoluted plan than thoughtless ad-hoc chaos.

It's interesting how the president was responsible for Israel's actions a mere two years ago, but now Israel is responsible for the actions of the president.

Yeah most people don’t know this, but I have driven through all of the lower 48 plus Alaska and state that takes the longest to drive through is Connecticut

They're calling it the most 2026 headline of all time

Yeah, buddy. Lots of people wind up in a Waffle House without being able to explain how they got there.

Made a grilled cheese sandwich for the three-year-old, who objects to eating on the grounds that cheese should not be grilled. Toddlers are fun.

In addition to confusing Martin Luther and MLK, Jr., this is also funny in context because the latter often accused anti-Zionists of engaging in antisemitism.

worrying number of guys gaze a while and then decide the abyss makes some good points. you could simply not do that

I think this story is helping me understand why the generation Dolores Huerta inspired was so strongly tied to the idea that activism should be intersectional before anything else. It's not a buzzword, it's about keeping abusers out of your movement

They're calling it the "straight" of Hormuz, as if we don't all know it's queer af.