UncleButts
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Mechanic and movie enjoyer.
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Mr. Joshua
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lauren
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Cullen
2 days ago
y2k didn't happen and then 2 y2ks started happening every year
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
3 days ago
hearing the U.S. and Israel talk about a ceasefire with Iran is weirdly similar to listening to my friend with seven children explain the pull-out method
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Juni! 🥰
6 days ago
due to some unforeskin circumcisions we cannot process your request at this time
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There should be a witness protection like service to help decouple from googles services, because my Gmail account has its roots spread through too much of my life. Thinking of all the things I need to switch is giving me heartburn.
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breaker box
9 days ago
When someone “doesn't get” your joke it's important to hold them accountable for cultivating ignorance and leveraging it against you.
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Warhammer Dan
9 days ago
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Maggie Serota
10 days ago
If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.
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jenny tightpants
11 days ago
why didn't voldemort just leave baby harry in a hot car? is he stupid?
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OrbGazer
13 days ago
*Zach de La Rocha voice* some of those that wear glasses are the ones with big asses
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Joe Kassabian
15 days ago
Got off my flight to London and the first thing I saw was a man holding up a sign for a dude named 'Tim Wank'
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femcel serial killer
16 days ago
happy memorial day
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Josh Fruhlinger
19 days ago
logging on to bluesky
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Tactical Neural Insekt
19 days ago
I don’t care for your hog but I will fight and die to defend your right to crank it.
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lauren
19 days ago
the new anker earbuds seem kind of cool and the on-board transcription is neat but i'm sorry i don't respect any business that claims to have a guinness world record about their product. that's an organization only children admire
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Spice8Rack @ MagicCon Amsterdam
19 days ago
Pinkertons of the Coast
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James Stout
22 days ago
This guard also did more than the entirety of Uvalde PD did to keep children safe, without qualified immunity or bankrupting a city with overtime.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸
23 days ago
I understand why this is confusing: you're used to the press saying poor people deserve to die and not rich people.
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Andrew Lawrence
23 days ago
the president is raiding the treasury to put your tax dollars into this mans personal checking account as a reward for what hes doing in this picture
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L
23 days ago
Vote for me. My platform is that I will launch Elon Musk into the sun. It will be on a SpaceX rocket so destination is kind of moot, but still.
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Micah
23 days ago
the president of the united states sued his own government for ten billion dollars and “settled” it by directing that government to use taxpayer money for a nearly two billion dollar slush fund to distribute to his political allies at will typing it out barely feels real
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Terraforming the planet to add nicotine to the atmosphere.
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The plural of Maggie Rogers is Maggie’s Roger.
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Chat
24 days ago
"birth rates are declining" don't care I already got born
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Patrick Cosmos
24 days ago
if you ever got so high that watching tim & eric scared you. that's what all of the news is like now
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Drew Harwell
26 days ago
The maker of jets that crashed and killed everyone onboard and the carmaker fined tens of millions for mishandled recalls have suddenly decided to sponsor their top regulator's reality show purely for the love of the open road
www.wsj.com/business/boe...
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Boeing, Toyota Donated $1 Million Each to Transportation Secretary’s Road-Trip Show
A video series will feature Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy and his family on a road trip to mark America’s 250th birthday and promote tourism.
https://www.wsj.com/business/boeing-toyota-donated-1-million-each-to-transportation-secretarys-road-trip-show-bccbe412?mod=e2tw
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Red Durkin
26 days ago
Trans people are facing a decades-long, escalating, international effort to drive them out of society supported by some of the richest, most powerful people AND governments in the world and you are right that a few of them being snippy with you on social media is, essentially, the same thing.
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Duke Vulture - Goblin Stinker
26 days ago
If wrestling is fake, explain this.
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onion person
27 days ago
i’ve been thinking of what could even be said about such a tragedy. someone said it best that trans people are “born so late and die so young”. we uproot our lives and transition and live more life than anyone else ever does and society punishes us for it. we deserve better
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Brendel
27 days ago
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Gareth Watkins
27 days ago
Attempted definitions of terms: Hobbyless Behaviour is when you don't have something that you derive more pleasure from than constant low-level antisocial behaviour. Jobless Behaviour is when you derive so much pleasure from your hobby that you can't make small talk around the water cooler.
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Screamer Jim
28 days ago
*emerging from 10 minute meditative state* Incela
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Amtrak Leaves Riders Speechless Over Underwhelming Trump Wrap For America250
Amtrak's wrap for America250 wasn't what riders were expecting.
https://www.thetravel.com/amtrak-leaves-riders-speechless-underwhelming-trump-wrap-america250-nextgen-acela/
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Passed by a billboard for Wake Forest football tickets STARTING at $150. That is insane to me. Maybe I misunderstood and they want to pay me to watch Wake Forest play football.
29 days ago
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Metamora
about 1 month ago
"you wanna use the gravity bong" and you get led out to an 800 sq ft yurt with an above ground pool inside
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Jane
about 1 month ago
i played it on my sega genesis so i'm good
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Schooley
about 1 month ago
They put one of yours in the hospital, you put out a statement about how disappointed you are. That’s the centrist way.
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ill nana
about 1 month ago
My new job as a headline writer is going really well
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Erik Hane
about 1 month ago
there's simply no adequate political response to this that isn't based on fully destroying the people and party responsible for it
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We should put jesters privilege in the constitution.
about 1 month ago
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James Stout
about 1 month ago
A message from the women of the Chin Hills in Myanmar to the YPJ (whose account is still inexplicably banned on here for reasons that Edward Said would not be surprised by)
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andy™
about 1 month ago
rip ted turner, he taught me it was ok to watch the shawshank redemption every rainy saturday afternoon
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
about 1 month ago
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 06,1944
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John Madden
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Listening to an amount of Lana Del Rey’s “Lust for Life” that is counter indicative of possessing an actual lust for life.
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K. Thor Jensen
about 1 month ago
Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others and I want that for me
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Scoob
about 1 month ago
Star Wars in the morning? Glub Shittos take warning. Star Wars at night? Sebulba's delight
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jenny tightpants
about 1 month ago
me and my friends would kill the reddit alien with hammers i can tell you that much
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