AITA for giving someone the hose again after it didn't rub the lotion on it's skin?

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

If I have a crush on someone I never talk to them because what if they find out I like them? That would be so embarrassing.

*sixty-nining* Me: Hey. Look at us.

If they can make you laugh and cum, they’re a keeper.

I’ve no objection to being eaten by the big bad wolf.

REPOST if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel!

psst: meet me at the big dick

Lunch break

Googled guy with boner on construction site to get a picture for my hard at work joke and honestly im burnt out on dicks now

2020: i refuse to wear a mask, this is America! 2025: i’ll wear a mask, but only if i can arrest my fellow Americans

Plausible orgasam denial

"Confesses"? That's a brag. Be proud!

We are showroom, dummies!

Where is the satanic panic for AI? Do something useful!

I don’t do one-night stands, a half hour is plenty.

more women should brag

Why is it called a ‘hand job’ and not a ‘protein shake’?

It’s a bad night to be this guy’s dick.

The comments contain 300% of my daily "women ogling naked men" needs.

"While tantalizingly intelligible, there is sadly no way to know what 'en penischock' translates to. I do not speak Swedish. No one does. Similarly, there is no way to know what the story is referring to further down where it says that 'Robinsons penis hängd ute.'" defector.com/hurdler-wins...

How does a woman hold her liquor? By the ears, of course

To be perfectly honest I'm just waiting for Elon to start tweeting about Trump's micropeen.

are you there god? it’s a-me, mario.

Just shot lotion in my eye after my shower. Thought of you.

brat Summer is dead. It's summer penis summer

I slammed my brakes and did a skidding U-turn across 6 lanes of traffic to go back and get this shot.

Stella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lemme suck on those lows

Men making women cum -

Call me Aphrodite the way he worships me to the point of exhaustion. Call me Medusa the way I want him to harden at the sight of me.

Reverse harems are a huge kink and fantasy for me. I adore women who keep a group of good, reliable guys for their sexual pleasure.

I love being asked this so much and I will do it whenever I'm asked.

It's weird when someone confronts me for supposedly feeling some kind of way when I have no idea what they are on about. Firstly, how did you even get that idea? Secondly, how can you even be so confident in your wrong interpretation to be able to say it out loud?

I’ve had better

how are these dorks so bent out of shape about the genitals of A MOLLUSK

Brb, googling “Jon Hamm grey sweatpants”.

I didn’t know you could get a grilled cheese after.🥲

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Eat me like one of your French pastries.

Tacos don't care if you eat other tacos

How could this car have failed?

Helen Hunt Helen Gather Helen Do It All

alex trebek: this emotion is felt when one person cares deeply for another contestant: what is love? alex trebek: baby don't hurt me

Smoot her? I Hawley know her!