*coughs politely to clear throat* BEAR DOWN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!

It's been a rough day. I think I'm going to go out and find some dick. This is the way.

I'm already seeing people on here use AI face tools to try to identify the masked ICE agent in Minneapolis. It's a truly terrible idea and here's why

Evergreen skeet

I’m an American and I hate all of this evil shit. All of it. Fuck you if you don’t.

It just feels like a good day to remember the poetry of Robert L. Poston.

Chuck should just make all of his posts the pig shitting on its balls image.

If anyone wants to go see the whole thing... www.dailymotion.com/video/x8a0cd4

Just a girl eating a salad, pretending it’s pizza.

Don is waiting to get his best dressed villain back.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

I've got dibs on the one who's better hung.

Daisy will return in Avengers: Doomsday.

Lucasfilm should let someone like Zach Cregger, Oz Perkins, Roger Eggers or Ti West make standalone Star Wars movies.

One step closer to getting the band back together and Dinner Debonair 2...

The thing I'm most looking forward to in the new season of the US Traitors is how long everyone can tolerate listening to Michael Rapaport

Mark Davis should get Belichick to coach the Raiders so their girlfriends can hang out and talk about boys and antiquing, and how sometimes those are the same thing.

I try not to tell anyone how to post, but it'd be a boon to the timeline if folks stopped fighting with 0 following, 0 post accounts who sole motivation is getting people mad by posting inflammatory bullshit

Hell House LLC: True Gritty

This is what you see in one of those found footage movies just before it freezes and the narrator says this is the last image that was recorded.

As well as recipes, my patreon is full of my art. You can help support me and get paintings and drawings like these sent to your inbox every week. There's a whole series done in the style of Picasso with African influences on subjects like Black women.

I’m sorry, this is elegiac bluesky. You’re looking for clappin' cheeks bluesky. That’s just down the hall, 2nd door on your right

And it's chicken tenders night? What a day.

you should add the milk after the cereal in your bowl

RJ out here posting thirst traps on Titty Tuesday

This guy was one of my favorite teachers because you could derail a class for days by getting him into arguments over the most basic of things like civil rights. He was one of those 'slavery was overstated and not so bad' guys.

Happy Titty Tuesday, Total Recall style...

They’re gonna put in a request for a guy named Klimt Kubiok with six fingers on each hand

Because none of them understand film at all. Also see: Star Wars, Star Trek, Starship Troopers, basically anything with star in the title

I care about so little in life. Then I hear about diminishing public broadcasting and start cracking my knuckles.

cumgate 2026???

"if I read your draft is it going to be full of weird trans shit?"

have you ever read this gem www.vice.com/en/article/w...

Ritz Tracker: 1.5 boxes remain Olives: Low Dill Chips: Low

Everyone posts like this now

I want it on record that I have no idea if edible lube is tasty.

snake. you're going to have to eat that entire onion. raw. like an apple.

Anyway. Let people enjoy things. Dont be an asshole. Give a Trans person money.

simon at night

this website desperately needs baseball season to start

I made a black magical girl + Vampire Romance indie pilot. The Three tomes A teen girl gets the powers of a witch and must face off against a mysterious foe that sends its vampire minions after her and her friends. youtu.be/5fXFD58D51A?... #ocs #ocsky #indieanimation #magicalgirl

The Stuff is also an underappreciated movie from the 80s

Your DMs the second after he follows you. #horror #horrorsky #horrormovies #movie #moviesky #filmsky #film #films #horrorcommunity #horrormovie #horrorfilms

Mmmm...books... www.youtube.com/watch?v=20lz...

Now that we're back on sexualizing video game characters, I'm waiting for a fresh round of those creeps who go for the kiddie characters to scurry out from under their rocks.

100000/10 finish to the FCS title game. absolutely deranged, beautiful, sloppy football. a game so drunk it pissed its pants, put on new pants and pissed then again. I need a cigarette

A social network for figure skaters and ice hockey players, I’ll call it RinkedIn.