Before I head out, a little prayer for the Cubs. Dear eight pound, six ounce, newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet, please give the Cubs a win tonight and let those heathen Packers see another loss at the hands of Joe Flacco tomorrow. Amen.

Okie dokie. Time to head out to get into some trouble.

Fingers crossed for Steve Buscemi

said the stupid idiot on the internet

11 - The King's Tide (2023) An interesting Canadian folk horror story about a young girl with mysterious powers and her effect on the people of a small, isolated island. It's more of a drama than anything, so be prepared if you watch it.

Hey wrestling moots, does taped Collision have the threads/tweets on screen or is that only during the live show? If I have to wait until Dynamite I will.

Sign on the overpass in Madison: “ICE can’t beat Chicago but the Brewers can.” Even solidarity can’t beat a baseball rivalry.

Ok, not gonna lie, they had me at "version of Huck Finn where they've got plasma rifles"…

i’m one mental breakdown away from getting a free sandwich

make a movie better by adding "john carpenter's" to the title. john carpenter's cats

Hey siri: does mowing the grass around a tree make it look bigger?

So far this has been interesting. #horrorsky Vicious (2025) is about a young woman who is given a box and told she will die unless she gives the box "something you need, something you love, and something you hate."

hot as hell outside, hiding with another romantic-themed movie for #vundahalloweenathon. this one could also be filed under 'why the fuck haven't you seen this yet?' #nowwatching a girl walks home alone at night (2014).

I'm cheating my Mollypocalypse Challenge first time watch because I really want to watch Vicious tonight.

Welllllllllllllllll I’m drunk

That's how you do it sportsball team. Make your unnamed opponent have to go another game in some sort of extra season after the season. I'm being generic to avoid spoilers.

I would like to just take a moment to invite you to enjoy Cake's 1996 mega-hit 'The Distance'. It's likely that you know this song, perhaps even love it. But just take a moment to revel in the utter masterpiece that it is. Surrender yourself to it. You deserve it.

Need Skat with The Outrunners

"PLAY THE COCKADOODIE PIANO, SCHROEDER!"

Me, when I went fishing for compliments and reeled in a graphic description of what he wanted to do to my feet

I'm all prepared for next week's Dynamite but I'm wondering if I should aim for Collision this week.

Skattewho? Skattebo

*Russian accent* Peanut punch is best punch

Dart is taking some wildly unnecessary hits in this game.

Side eyeing the folk who tried to say it was a good thing. Folk who should have known better.

Trying to watch two games at the same time is kind of annoying. Let's go Cubs and Giants

Make a movie better by adding "John Carpenter's" to the title. John Carpenter's Bean

That's one interesting tackle

The Giants are looking pretty good tonight. So are my Cubs

Just a reminder that "I Like Me" releases tomorrow. Even I'm interested in seeing it and I've heard good things so far. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrcQ...

Dreading intensifies

Premiere was a resounding success. Had a blast. Always an incredible honor to premiere a film at the Grauman’s (TCL) Chinese. What a wonderful audience. Hope y’all dig it as much as they did.

Can anyone recommend a trusted sleepover-in-our-home pet sitter in west Auckland? Our amazing sitter has moved away and I’ve had no luck finding a regular replacement. I’ve tried Pawshake and they’re great but would prefer consistency. 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🇳🇿

Hey fellow wrasslin' enthusiasts, do they still show the tweets during Collision when it's taped and not live? Or is that just a live show thing? 🤼

Wait. Jaxson Dart puts the black under his eye as an homage to Anakin in Revenge of the Sith?

I'll do threads before I end up giving Mastodon a second chance.

FYI: Check out an exclusive clip from SCARED SHITLESS, the new horror film starring Steven Ogg that's available on digital now.

One of us! One of us!

Day 9 - Underwater (2020) Kristen Stewart in an excellent little movie about a, underwater research facility that comes under siege from a powerful, monstrous adversary.

My uncle is an ex-cop turned pot farmer, this man just loves planting drugs.

I'm watching Timecop in honor of Tony Khan.

it’s so beautiful to be alive

AEW being on a night early has completely thrown me. What do you mean it's not Friday morning right now?

This is an oddball one. I'm a fan.

Nevernudesky for Tobias Funke