Show me a wrestler you could never hate

Wide calf girlies, please know that I love you.

This is the kind of morning I live for.

Contender for worst vibes of all time.

Ok that’s quite enough thx

Change a letter, ruin a film: Foul Plane

Snow’s supposed to be really bad this weekend (keep your trash cans unlatched)

copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand (\_/) (°-°) />😩<

I don’t respect the grind culture, I respect the rind culture (pork)

Slightly diminish a band: Huey Lewis & the Podcasts

Welcome to the year Twenty X-ty Six.

What a year, am I right? (Leave your garbage cans unlatched)

This New Year’s Eve don’t forget to leave your garbage cans unlatched 🎉

Another year is almost in the books and with that, the chapter closes on what has to be the most stacked year of wrestling fashion I've had to rank yet. The hardest, but also most fun, year to date! Here's Gear of the Year 2025! 🔗: gearoftheyear.substack.com/p/gear-of-th...

Dr pepper baybay it’s good and nice do do do

How I’m walking out of 2025:

they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.

Me, every time there’s a holiday dinner:

These dorks are still at it.

How your email finds me:

2026 is gonna be my year

Me when it happens:

Where my hot spectrum girlies at today?

If you get your opinions from a podcast, you need to (pod) cast yourself into the sea

brb gonna go immolate myself real quick >:(

Guys when I was talking about leaving your garbage cans unlatched I didn’t mean the ones that held your terrible takes

Leave the garbage cans in catering unlatched

Just FYI tying up your garbage bags does nothing I can easily open them still

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie

The best Mega Man robot master theme song ever made is Crash Man’s. Friendships have been ended over this.

Ok whew

This Black Friday don’t forget to leave your garbage cans unlatched ☝️

This thanksgiving don’t forget to leave your garbage cans unlatched🦃

These dorks are still at it.

Blessed to be part of Bluesky’s stupidest fanbase 🙏

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

Stop infantilizing women; let them kick the shit out of each other; let them extinguish their cigarettes on my forehead 🤼‍♀️

*starts snowing in Canada in November* Me [every time]: “tf is this shit?”

Me, approving the suggested replacements from my instacart shopper:

I’ve been playing Inscryption on PC and it is legitimately one of the best gaming experiences I’ve had in a long while.

It’s Halloween; time for my kids to learn about candy communism.

I’m hearing a lot of car horns outside did something happen?

Just takin a quick peep at bluesky tonight why is jojo siwa in a mayoral debate?

Humbled by some uneven terrain today 🙏

Ready to take on this burden. Ready to run this business into the ground.