If you have time to doom scroll, you have time to read books!

Rian Johnson: You storyboarded the end sequence of Wake Up, Dead Man yet? Storyboard artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Rian Johnson: what

As we say goodbye to Stranger Things, I bid a fond farewell to its coolest character Eddie Munson, who had already learned to play the entirety of "Master of Puppets" including the solo within a month of its release

That’ll teach junk food companies for taking up precious space in the gambling advert break

I love collective organizing.

seems a little insensitive

Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP

Not me having fleeting thoughts of the movies “Red Dawn” and Independence Day” this morning, nope.

A lot of people talk about “But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!” and for good reason but personally speaking my favorite line read in that movie is the sheer joy he has as he yells “HAHA. I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM”

To the tune of "Cat's in the Cradle" 🎵 There's a goat in the bar at The Watermark 🎵

A List of Predictions Made in 1926 About 2026 🧵

Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!

godspeed, you queen of Borja

2025 recapped

Everything you need to know about final fantasy you can learn from the Simpsons

Another fave ones of these is the entrance to Arkham Asylum in Batman Begins being the Wannabe stairs

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

How I’m walking out of 2025:

How I’m walking out of 2025

@planetx.bsky.social Is there an industry term for books that are one title on one side, and a completely different one when you flip it over, like the new Spinäl Täp book, which turns into an in-character oral history when you turn it upside down? www.simonandschuster.com/books/A-Fine...

Behold, my one of a kind Kermit The Frog Energy Dome! And inside? A screaming Kermit mouth!

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

Well, if it ain’t da ce-yuutest widdle murder clown! @kzxcellent.live @genericsoda.bsky.social

Scrooge: You there, boy, what day is it? Me: I—I don’t know. It’s somewhere between Christmas and New Years. I think maybe a weekend or a Tuesday? Are Tuesdays weekend now? Netflix just released some Stranger Things, does that mean anything? Is it future? Is it past? Is the sun moving in the sky???

I GET IT, I AM OLD

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...

"You've got podcasters mate" www.tiktok.com/@barryferns/...

Please enjoy this photo of the Horace and Jasper bodypillows my aunt crafted for me when I was 5 years old and brain-meltingly obsessed with 101 Dalmatians.

Lynne Marie Stewart #LynneMarieStewart Born: Dec. 14, 1945 Died: Feb. 21, 2025 Bio: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynne_M... IMDb: www.imdb.com/name/nm08296... Notable Roles: Harriet - Batman vs. Two-Face Shirley - Laverne & Shirley In The Army Note: Best known for playing Ms. Yvonne on Pee-Wee's Playhouse.

DENNIS

And Tiny Sim, who DID die

I was done with these posts until I saw this one

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

Time to repost some cute Sailor Moon comics that haven't been posted to Bluesky yet ✨️ #sailormoon #comics #yuri #lgbt

"but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?" I mean yeah that's the easy one

Do you think the five Nazgul that fell for the old "pillows under the sheets" gag told the other four what happened

Beyblade groin injury is possibly one of the most terrifying sentences I've heard in a while relating to toys

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her it’s not true it’s bullshit I did not hit her. I did NOT. Oh hi Mark.

Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”

YA-YA-YA-YA-YA 🗣🗣🗣🗣 #unpeeled-comics

ppl come to bsky and be like "gee it sure is boring around here!" my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.