*to the tune of build me up buttercup" 🎵I need a hamburger, A hamburger baby or I'll kill myself, I'll do it right now, and then Worst of all, Hamburger better come with frenchy fries, Or everyone dies 🎵

Cillian Murphy asked me personally before #TheImmortalMan started not to spoil people before it's on Netflix, but: it's canon

This weird face sums up how I feel about it too

So Jason Bateman’s just going to have his hair like that? From now on?

Please don't ever wink at us, Ian Kahn, we would ruin our lives for you #DawsonsCreek againwiththispodcast.com/dawsonscreek...

I...can't believe this is the plot synopsis???

Sorry we couldn’t get up before, some dogs were being cute

Me to Paul Newman’s family at the funeral: may his memory be a dressing

Does Kevin Williamson think about me as much as I think about him

Baby Jill Clayburgh in #TheRockfordFiles S01

He never should have had to know this. We have failed Richard Jenkins decider.com/2026/03/02/d...

Things are happening on streaming platforms that we cannot possibly imagine

Unexpectedly, he’s offended on behalf of Daryl Hannah

A breakup :( gizmodo.com/scientists-f...

New York magazine sites have a glitch on Reeder where the wrong photos get loaded with stories and sometimes that is extremely unfortunate

[to the tune of Joe Jackson’s “Steppin Out”] Fourth straaaaaaaight Day of headaaaaaaaaaches

I later discovered it was actually 11

Ringing in International Wig Month with a baseless conspiracy theory: Joel McHale is so “open” about his hair transplant to distract from the fact that it’s actually a hair system

“Biohacking? Is that like when people add mean things to your Wikipedia page?” - Elsbeth

Ripped-from-the-headlines TV plots we can go ahead and leave in 2026 Q1:* - ransomware attack - space tourism - biohacking freak - AI assistant or car go crazy *even if I agree with the shows’ take in principle

Whoops I watched 10 episodes of "The Comeback" today

From the dog who brought you Sleeping On 3 Pillows, it’s Sleeping On 7 Pillows

🚨”FRANKLIN & BASH” IS LEAVING NETFLIX TODAY BUT WHERE IS IT GOING?????????????🚨

Happy (?) 30th anniversary to JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette getting filmed having a huge fight in Washington Square Park www.reddit.com/r/popculture... www.vogue.com/article/caro...

Happy 6th anniversary to this tweet; I still bite my nails (gross but true) and I have still never had covid

The show about a post-apocalypse where literally everyone is apparently concussed is BACK, BABY

He hasn't posted here yet but if I don't get @bridgerw.bsky.social's take on this by COB I will die

"this website is dying" bro I do not care. I'll go outside and yell my posts at a tree stump. I cannot be stopped by any thing or any one

Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store

Baby James Cromwell looking like Shaggy from “Scooby Doo” in S01 of #TheRockfordFiles

Y’all heard of dogs

What a joy to revisit one of the best movies of my lifetime!

"There is a...puritanism hidden behind all of Fennell's choices, a refusal to face these characters and their circumstances and contend with their meaning, which Fennell then attempts to mask with the cinematic equivalent of a pubescent virgin boy drawing penises all over his Trapper Keeper."

But, more importantly, according to me www.elle.com/beauty/makeu...

Watching THE BONE TEMPLE. Excited to see your mom’s performance.

lol what a bitch

#StripLaw is so stupid (complimentary)

Some of you don't listen to this podcast and it shows

Oh man I wish I could say nice things about the #StripLaw pilot but it's under embargo so SEE YOU FRIDAY

while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.

Two weeks early for Listen To Sassy Club members: the August 1991 Fashion Etc. Issue! Dress like Coco Chanel or a sexy biker! Jane was in an R.E.M. video! Mascara! But mostly: ADS ADS ADS THERE ARE SO MANY ADS. Support us for just $5/month to hear it NOW! #Sassy listentosassy.com/club/

phew that's a relief www.vulture.com/article/appl...

"Why don't you go back and dig holes?" is SO funny ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/131930708.html

Sorry to put on my marketing genius hat but shouldn’t literally any part of this be green