You’re playing Zero. “A Shakespearean Tragedy” comes up. You’re sitting with this guy

@doggett.house.gov Hello

Enough people have asked so I'm doing a PREORDER- $8 per shirt sold will go to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. Abolish ICE. www.harebraineddesign.com/products/abo...

I don’t know how sitcom episodes about wacky attempts to get the stupid baby into the fancy preschool haven’t driven the birth rate all the way down to zero, yes I am still watching “Mad About You” for some reason even though the baby seasons are pure dogshit

Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care

It took me WAY too many search terms to find the Jesus H. Christ segment of #TheTen, so the next time you're looking for it, let me save you the hassle www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfex...

I'm back at @gqmagazine.bsky.social on #ThePitt, which returns for S02 tonight: www.gq.com/story/welcom...

WHO WANTED THIS SHOW YOURSELF

I love how the shot of Zendaya on the street makes it seem like the “Euphoria” crew is chasing her with a butterfly net to bring her back to set youtu.be/SEJMjYvpzpw?...

@whatatimepod.bsky.social 🚨Jelly Roll News🚨

Obsessed with this low-effort DVD box design

You think #911Nashville isn’t going to have an emergency involving Nashville hot chicken and then boom! Episode 4

“I know things weren’t the greatest between us before you left for space.” #911

Can the bare midriff get a day off? A man has died #DawsonsCreek againwiththispodcast...

Why does it look like he's saying this to Joey and Chandler in their kitchen

A case in S02 of #ThePitt hinged on one of my prescriptions (off-label for migraines, of c)

Podcation Day 42

Good news since, as I've been saying, TV needs more "Northern Exposure"s. "Paradise" should have been a "Northern Exposure," for example

witnessed class warfare today (robot vacuum got stuck on a broom)

If your joke is about the “Taxi” theme song and you can’t get the rights to the “Taxi” theme song, you have to write a new joke, this uncanny soundalike makes me feel like I’m in Universe B #SummerOf69

Two new comedies I’ve watched in the last month have started with a protagonist trying and failing to hang themselves. ᴿᵉᶜᵉˢˢᶦᵒⁿ ᶦⁿᵈᶦᶜᵃᵗᵒʳˀ

hey girl are you a dot matrix printer Because you were loud as shit and I haven’t seen you in 30 years

A dear friend is Sbux union leader through Workers United and she clued me into 3 things. Starbucks has not signed a contract with the workers for 4 years. Starbucks has more union violations than any other company in the US. Shareholders are demanding they settle. Keep boycotting.

“In case anybody cares, this is less and less fun.” - Seymour Hersh in “Cover-Up,” also everyone working in media

Podcation Day 41: in a mood

I look exactly like my card tonight

Giving my birthday to pick up a prescription, the (much older) lady next to me comments, “You’re so YOUNG!” (a) Clearly I’m not, and (b) I thought we had all tacitly agreed that while in this department we’d pretend we were deaf to strangers’ birth years

Any musical artist guest judge who doesn’t mouth along when the queens are lip-syncing to their track: dud behavior #RuPaulsDragRace

I promise that is what he’s doing with his hands, out of frame

A 1940s MAN WHO HAS JUST BEEN TOLD SOMETHING UTTERLY SOUL-CRUSHING: “Saaaaaay!”

KEVIN NEALON: so cajun man, what was your favorite film of 2025? CAJUN MAN: weapons

*extremely burging voice* Folks,

Hate to find out my new house is built on some kind of fantastical bullshit

Just have to stay alive for one more week

It’s definitely not that I’m old and weird now but that sense of smug pride when you are the only house on the block that understands how holiday slide rules affect garbage day. Also no one likes us now because we openly refer to all the neighbours as Garbage Lemmings.

Podcation Day 38: this #heroic workout is for Zohran

We can't make the show without our paid subscribers, and their perks include a second BIG, NEW episode every Friday. This week, we're going deep on William Shatner's ep of #TheSixMillionDollarMan, #TheSopranos for the Tiny Line Delivery Canon, and more! Just $5/month?! Yes! extrahotgreat.com/club/

Yes, we've arrived at Mitch's fateful ice cream cone #DawsonsCreek againwiththispodcast.com/dawsonscreek...

New You Mondovi, WI

The funniest thing about this doc is how many people it has inspired to confirm that they still haaaaaaate him

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Happy Central Time New Year! Wishing you (and me) peace like this

This is correct, as this is the official time zone of the Earth’s molten “central” core

This is my first time seeing him in a while and man alive they took too much goo out of Seacrest’s face

Podcation Day 37

have a magical new year 🖤

Earlier, it's #EHG 595: TV superhero bracket! Which superpowered TV-native characters made it to our Elite 8, and which defeats all other combatants? Listen and learn, out on all podcast platforms now! extrahotgreat.com/eh...

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