Me to my boss suggesting I use AI to spruce up my candidate messages

anytime AI offers to help with writing

In theory, the moral clarity and steadfastness demonstrated in this statement condemning Israel’s war crimes should be the bare minimum. But in the meantime, Mamdani is a giant among cowardly politicians.

My tinfoil hat theory is that Doomsday is intentionally being set up to get crushed by Dune 3 so Disney can seppuku the MCU finally

There is no shame in a love this pure.

really funny when billionaires step into a more public position and then are surprised when everyone fucking hates them

him hip tossing teammates afterward is the best part. We need more of teammates body slamming one another

We did it lads

What Nolan did with Odysseus coming home in the third act/finale of the film really makes the Batman trilogy feel like an extended study of Bruce Wayne as Gotham's Odysseus

complaining that the dsa is trying to 'take over' the party is so funny cuz like, there is no "the party" it is just dozens of different clubs in affiliated organizations in every town/city county and state in the country

UGH

Alien burstin’ in the 1970s

Mamdani promised New York would get more public restrooms. Promises made, promises kept

popping it in here because it makes me laugh every time. he also talks about how spider-man got six months of extra time to work on the script (and hire a director lmao) bc of the odyssey schedule www.gq.com/story/matt-d...

happy michael collins drinking bad coffee alone in moon orbit day

but also vod up for those who missed but want to watch

it's not quite paella but the MacArthur Park team served 425 plates of bbq chicken, salad, and rolls today!! contribute to weekly lunch efforts at venmo.com/catherine-schetina

Ah the Japanese language learning classics

We talk a lot about being toxically online but not enough about being positively online.

Everyone who talks to their pet absolutely has the sliver of hope that their pet will talk back to them and I think that's beautiful

dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked

i am begging venues & bands to rediscover clipart

I went to this yesterday evening and it was pretty great and the soundtrack rips www.antennareleasing.com/films/deadme...

I'll take a plain shmear on an everything boob lick, thanks

“Despite my tendency to criticize only the left and to play devil’s advocate for the right, I am totally a centrist!! Both sides are equally bad! I’m so smart.”

cryptid ass cainid

Seeing the Odyssey today the way gods intended: alone and stoned

Like I said, if Rightoids were more media literate, the themes around Zeus’s law would piss them off more than the casting. bsky.app/profile/bret...

little guys army, table 1 of 2, some bells

i had canva open

Someone please pay me to cover nothing but rural festivals I’m having THE TIME OF MY LIFE at the Elkhorn Rib Festival

They're calling it the most Miami fit for the most Miami arrest

Do it for them.

Mbappe

this rules. fuck everybody who said the world cup third place playoff is a bad game or shouldn't exist

AOC: A genocide in Gaza committed with American bombs and financed by our American dollars, while our kids here at home have to ration their inhalers because politicians tell us that healthcare is too expensive.

Face down ass up that’s the way we like to HYUCK

lol

Girl behind me shouting "don't drink it she's alive" to Leo at the climax of Romeo and Juliet and another girl in the theater yelling "bitch this story like a million years old"

Shout out to this mental health wellness check ad that was at the LACC during AX that's using Cloud as an example of someone who needs a therapist

The Shinra Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has stopped monitoring the status effect that turns you into a frog.

Spoilers for Final Fantasy VII: Revelation

President Rufus really shows what an Influencer President can bring to the table. He may not have divested his assets but I think it's admirable that he's still streaming even in office. And for only 100 gil a month, his OnlyFans is an INCREDIBLY generous bargain for the amount of content you get!

Explaining to a coworker that bisexuality is like when you slot in the "All" materia along with your "Sexuality" materia. Explaining to a different coworker that the "All" materia is like if your materia was bisexual.

Gonna start telling white boys they have khaki colored auras