Y. Balloo
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New Yorker with a MetroCard collection and a camera Banner by @rachelgeorge
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Putting it out there: if you're in NYC and want headshots or portraits I would LOVE to be your photographer for FREE
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Daniel Kibblesmith
about 5 hours ago
Went in to find out my wife was laughing way too hard at kid’s bedtime
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geoffrey
about 7 hours ago
no healthcare no vacations no energy no video games no jobs no steaks no housing no porn
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Blue sky nice ghost
about 5 hours ago
Asking my partner if they would still love me if I was a screwworm
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Aidan Moher
about 5 hours ago
No matter how tall he actually is, Elon does look like a little guy who sat in the hot tub too long
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ernesto
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CJ Fogler
about 7 hours ago
Incredible answer from KAT about not being nervous before game one but having a calmness that he felt came from his Mom
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Kieran (but fruitier)
about 21 hours ago
Happy Pride Month 🌈
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the original Aloof Wife
about 6 hours ago
did you ever see this thread of tanuki matchbooks? Some absolute units in there
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kim
about 11 hours ago
the way the dog turns his head halfway in sent me
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Lisa Singletary✨
2 days ago
many don’t know this, but the traditional 1yr crushiversary gift is a single strawberry
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Me checking my notifications every half hour:
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about 6 hours ago
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Greg Pak
about 6 hours ago
Prayers up for the dude I saw outside the Prospect Park subway earlier today decked out in Spurs gear shouting "I got $100 saying the Knicks ain't winning SHIT!"
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NBA
about 6 hours ago
TIMMY. HYPE. 🗣️ “That was a big win. Three more. Let's go.”
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Brendel
about 6 hours ago
I have a theory that there’s something about being so big that it’s ridiculous that makes you a nicer person, both because people will often need your help and you will often need the help of others
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Brendel
about 6 hours ago
The KAT Wemby center matchup is one of the all time great sports meetings of two delightfully good dudes
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Status Coup News
about 6 hours ago
🚨"I'm press! What's your name and badge number?" our videojournalist Jon Farina refuses Newark police illegally trying to stop him from broadcasting near Delaney Hall ICE prison on Day 13 of hunger/labor strike. WATCH ⬇️
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Stella Sacco
about 9 hours ago
007, your first mission is to agree to this end-user license agreement. Should you successfully accept its terms, you’ll then move to Phase 2: accepting our privacy policy. We have full faith in you, 007. And remember: speak to Q to create an account and receive our latest news and special offers
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marina🌸
about 7 hours ago
another doja tweet has hit endor
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Parker Molloy
about 7 hours ago
"u look like u eat sand" is a great insult.
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talia ben-ora
about 7 hours ago
if it happens, zohran is guaranteed a second term. no one can say no to the mayor who got a knicks championship. it’s like obama coasting to reelection off of the assassination of osama bin laden. sort of.
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Greg Pak
about 7 hours ago
👍
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Mr Too Damn Bueno 🎉
9 days ago
God: you can either win an Oscar or the Knicks- Chalamet: KNICKS God: I didn't even finish- Chalamet: BING BONG
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
about 7 hours ago
three more
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[taking notes] So the key to stopping Wemby is a large man standing still with his arms up
about 8 hours ago
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Michael Pina
about 8 hours ago
a fan just ran on the court. no trial necessary. life in prison.
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amy brown
about 8 hours ago
tonight we were blessed by an encounter with remy, the dog who looks like our dog
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marina🌸
about 8 hours ago
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sadvil 😎
about 8 hours ago
b-b-b-b-b-b-basketball
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Cassia
about 13 hours ago
🧡 the power of friendship 💙 🏀 go knicks 🏀
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Spurs just let Bridges stroll right into that mid range jumper
about 9 hours ago
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sophia ♥️
about 9 hours ago
cómo se dice gay
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Jake_Vig
about 19 hours ago
Only the very best posts require 10 minutes of explanation.
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ceej
about 10 hours ago
cannot be overstated how stupid this guy is. they have to give him posters that say like “America LOVE Ballroom” with a picture of a big smiley face before every presser or else he falls asleep. he simply cannot comprehend any information that isn’t delivered in comparative pictograms
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Aidan Moher
about 14 hours ago
VOD is live now! Having a lot of fun with Mina, and I think the assist options are an incredible way for players to fine-tune their experience with the game to be as fun as possible for their personal tastes. Good stuff!
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Kevin M. Kruse
about 11 hours ago
JEFF-REY EP-STEIN! clap-clap clap-clap-clap JEFF-REY EP-STEIN! clap-clap clap-clap-clap JEFF-REY EP-STEIN! clap-clap clap-clap-clap
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Just bought enough cookies and cake at the local Hungarian pastry shop that the girl at the counter asked if I was going to a party
about 11 hours ago
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George Pearkes
about 16 hours ago
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Gillian Brockell
about 17 hours ago
Probably too obvious, but certainly would be ridiculous.
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Mr. Joshua
about 18 hours ago
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about 16 hours ago
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æmə
about 17 hours ago
Morning coffee view
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soup_
2 days ago
polaroid sounds like a slur for antarcticans
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Josh Gondelman
about 21 hours ago
My crankiest old man take is that referring to all art/entertainment/journalism/criticism/comedy/advertising as “content” helped pave the way for broad-ish acceptance of AI slop.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren
3 days ago
Happy Pride 🌈
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
2 days ago
it is in absolutely everybody’s best interests to develop some hobbies aside from Phone
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Corey Rayburn Yung
1 day ago
This will not end w/ voting rights. The fundamental premises of these SCOTUS opinions are: 1) Anti-discrimination is actually unconstitutional discrimination; 2) Intentional discrimination isn't actionable if any alternative rationale is presented. It's the beginning of the end of civil rights law.
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WitchBitch Maria
about 22 hours ago
I was reminded of this travesty at Apple Music.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢
almost 2 years ago
Some villagers cower under their beds, the blood red sky awash with flames. Mother’s clutch their children to their skirts, Father’s make crude weapons with rough hands. The beginning of the end, they realise in futile horror 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔟𝔬𝔶𝔰 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔟𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔬𝔴𝔫 ₜₕₑ bₒyₛ ₐᵣₑ bₐcₖ ᵢₙ ₜₒwₙ ცơყʂ ąཞɛ ცąƈƙ ıŋ ɬơῳŋ
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Eliot Higgins
1 day ago
Full statement of Scott Pelley after he's fired from CBS 60 Minutes, detailing the sort of corruption of journalism Bari Weiss has brought to CBS News:
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Blake ™
1 day ago
(Austin Powers game tutorial level) Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag? Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory? Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.
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