Discworld QOTD, from The Last Continent "‘Want to stay on here? I had a word with your Dean. He gave you a bloody good reference.’ ‘Did he? What did he say?’ ‘He said if I could get you to do any work for me I’d be lucky’, said Bill."

Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight

C'est moi

I have been editing videos for over a decade and writing things to clear up misinformation online for nearly as long and I gotta be honest, even I was kinda blown away by how clean some of these edits were. not sure I would've clocked some of those changes should be required viewing

republicans simply do not have to enable an obvious pedophile. they can impeach him and continue being pieces of shit very easily tbh

im reasonably certain you could win any election in america right now if you promised to take musk, thiel, trump, etc's money away and distribute it

i coulda told them she was too close to nazis like idk 5 years ago if not ten

Conservatives wanted Trump to be the next Ronald Reagan and instead today we found out he’s actually continuing Nancy Reagan’s legacy

she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October

*shakily removing glasses*

Guy getting absolutely wrecked with a Twisted Tea after saying the n word set to Dave Matthews is my favorite in the genre

Them: nice to meet you Me: [trying to hide my most annoying character flaws] thanks

Making camouflage nets for the War Department, Manzanar Relocation Center, Manzanar, Calif. Dorothea Lange, 1942 In 1942, Lange was commissioned to photograph the U.S. Government’s imprisonment of Japanese Americans. Her negatives were impounded by the Army; she did not see them until 1964.

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

Gotta hand it to em, they had us on this one

Every 20 years we find out somebody gave Clinton head like a comet coming back into our orbit.

Academics who have advised a graduate student from China over the past years would be banned from federal funding. This would give the federal government one more lever to attack scientists. And how long before they expand the list of "hostile foreign" countries?

the data visualization is, uh, something

for the record they did indeed come up with a plan and were, of course, ignored www.cnn.com/2021/11/18/t...

I have house geckos which are way cooler, where is my NYT profile? Hardin, 44, lives in a modest house in the heart of St. Petersburg where house geckos skitter across the cedar ceiling and a compendium of Simpsons advertisements and @nikostratis.com’s “The Dad Rock That Made Me A Woman” —

From a friend: "We're about to see a second president get impeached because Bill Clinton got a blow job"

This is your periodic reminder that the American Red Cross offers a free Pet First Aid app for iPhone and Android

Crawl out through the fallout, baby When they drop that bomb Crawl out through the fallout With the greatest of aplomb When your white count's getting higher Hurry, don't delay I'll hold you close and kiss those Radiation burns away!

Hey! He has the same type of cancer my husband is now NED for! Colorectal stage 3! 28 rounds Radiation alone costs more than $100k, which is over 3x the amount I make in a year. Universal healthcare for all, the billionaires can pay for it.

When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs

WHAT. whhhhattttt. To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton? IS THAT WHAT I AM READING

THIS WEEK, @mbcnotnbc.bsky.social welcomes @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social to The O.C., bitch. But first, can @jondauthor.work shut up about Miss Piggy? A new Tasting Menu out where all good pods are cast.

listen to my podcast

see this is something that should clearly be allowed

Here’s the thing Epstein would have said so too ! They just work from home framework of friend that is wholly toxic And creates the abusive systems that support And because those types needs isolation etc for their supply to say strong. They also are susceptible to scams A LOT

The greatest achievement Epstein managed was that he clearly made Trump believe the latter was exempt from all that record keeping and blackmail because Trump went from campaigning on releasing the files to desperately trying to keep them locked up. Trump truly believed Epstein was his friend.

And we knew this. This wasn't speculation. We studied it, we had the talking points. We trained volunteers to explain this to people. It's not a surprise. Rich people don't flee places with good quality of life when we increase the quality of life. They might try to cheat us, but they don't leave.

happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day

Let's arrange a playdate for our demons

I'm proud to have been the *inspiration* for this mechanic because when we were planning to draw the attention of water monsters using dead pirates as chum, I made a joke about wanting to stay "to see the chum shot"

Invented a new DnD mechanic tonight we're calling Anguish that works the opposite way of Inspiration, the DM can hold onto it for whenever but must call it before any rolls happen, but it can happen at any time

the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent

I was reminded that this exists and am delighted to remind you too youtu.be/dngOH9G4UPw?...

they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku

crazy to publish this on another day of Trump’s a Pedo Files

The last 48 hours have been incredible if you're a hater

these are not even the files lol

Every "population crisis" article in western media is just "WHERE ARE THE WHITE BABIES" in disguise and we absolutely do not have to give any credence to any of them

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