Derek Smith
@darathus.xyz
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Hot wings. Horror. Dad jokes. He/him/his
https://linktr.ee/darathus
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Welcome to my wave of new followers! Hope that you're here for my ADHD fueled flights between topics, art shares, music recommendations. I don't immediately follow back, so please feel free to interact so I can get to know ya better!
over 1 year ago
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Hey, wanna see a dead body?
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Erinn O'Dear
about 1 hour ago
I love this response
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Parker Molloy
about 3 hours ago
Kansas did something unusually aggressive. But the version where you just quietly force trans people to carry documents that contradict who they are? Thatās unacceptable. It's discriminatory. It's meant to eliminate trans people's privacy.
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Luke Steuber
about 1 hour ago
Yeah, so I just googled squatty potty for a joke and
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Multimillionaire āSquatty Pottyā creator arrested in Utah for buying child pornography
Robert Edwards, who became a multimillionaire with his bowel movement-aiding toilet stool launched on āShark Tankā, is accused of downloading a trove of child pornography images and cliā¦
https://nypost.com/2026/02/25/us-news/multimillionaire-squatty-potty-creator-arrested-in-utah-for-buying-child-pornography/
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Cinematic trailer for a new D&D5E space opera setting by the Legends of Avantris crew! Looks incredible, just wish it was for Daggerheart instead.
youtu.be/uxZXjHZ45t0?...
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Neon Odyssey - Cinematic Trailer | Space Opera in D&D 5E | Coming to Kickstarter
YouTube video by Legends of Avantris
https://youtu.be/uxZXjHZ45t0?si=5EA0yNV3Fs-kqvZ5
about 1 hour ago
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Cormac
about 4 hours ago
An ancient Roman quartz icosahedron. Roughly 2000 years old. I wonder if they used it to play AD&D or BC&D?
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Chuck Tingle
about 2 hours ago
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MENāS HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HEāS A MAGA DORK out now. get it here
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GQ7YSVDF
or on tingleverse patreon
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One thing I hate about this constant firehose of misinformation and deception is that we still aren't making jokes about beef and ferments.
about 2 hours ago
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TYPE I ⢠NORMAL POSITION
about 2 hours ago
illegally cute
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Started my morning off with a comedy special from
@jackiekashian.bsky.social
and am very pleased that I did! Absolutely hilarious stuff throughout! Check it out!
youtu.be/v5kJlI41V2g?...
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Jackie Kashian - Alter-Kashian [2026] | FULL COMEDY SPECIAL
YouTube video by Jackie Kashian
https://youtu.be/v5kJlI41V2g?si=vCk2oL0-AOh0smhx
about 2 hours ago
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Francesco Francavilla
about 16 hours ago
The original IG!
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Jenny Staff Johnson
about 3 hours ago
Like we already knew this but now we KNOW
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bacon popsicle š©
about 3 hours ago
If we lived on Mars January would only just be coming to an end today and all Iām saying is I know how that feels.
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Bree Lundberg
about 12 hours ago
If you want to stand up against fascism, then you have to defend trans rights. Itās nonnegotiable. We all lose otherwise.
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āŖ Happy Black Fistory Month! āŖ
about 13 hours ago
We need to rectify that **thousand yard stares at both the Wheelers, that horrible walking paper lantern from The Wiz, and the death of 1980s Optimus Prime**
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Fun
about 16 hours ago
so, miss, is there a mister steak?
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You just found out you're a witch! š§āāļøāØ Who are you recruiting first to be in our coven?
bsky.app/profile/anni...
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about 15 hours ago
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Adam Kinzinger
about 16 hours ago
One big problem with Trumps āretirement plan.ā They will match up to 1000 per year⦠but now companies can dump their employees off the company plan which matches way moreā¦. Onto the govt plan. Itās a corporate handout⦠again
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John Moe
about 20 hours ago
I live in Minnesota and I want the federal government to stop trying to kill us. And hurt us. I want them to stop attacking us. It sucks. Weāre just trying to live our lives and take care of each other and we donāt deserve all this. I kid around sometimes here but Iām not kidding now.
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Em, midly
1 day ago
Please block that garbage content aggregator if you havenāt yet. Even when the Tennessee Holler isnāt lying, theyāre stealing from actual journalists, and they have no accountability.
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Me: I'm really looking forward to a good bonus this year! My work:
about 17 hours ago
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Matthew Jackson
about 18 hours ago
This went on for, I shit you not, a solid five minutes. My point is: That dude's voting, so you better make sure YOU vote too.
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Nat Brehmer
about 24 hours ago
Now that PUPPET MASTER: THE GAME is no longer online, here's a glimpse of a cool thing I did that just never made it into the game before it ended. "The Rick Tapes" would have been audio logs that answered the question of what happened to Rick and the puppets after PUPPET MASTER 5.
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Loved this growing up. My mom however did not love the seen where D.A.R.Y.L.'s friend calls his sister a hooker, leading D.A.R.Y.L (and me/my little brother) to ask "What IS a hooker?"
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about 18 hours ago
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This thread is unhinged in the best way possible!
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about 21 hours ago
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Richard H Moon
about 23 hours ago
Post old memes to confuse young people
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Steph ā”ļø Toe Beans Daggerheart š Feb 2nd on KS!
about 22 hours ago
We are in our final week of funding for Toe Beans: A Magical Cat Cafe
#Daggerheart
! We are aiming to unlock our last stretch goal: a mini novella for Toe Beans!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/fis...
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John Foley
about 23 hours ago
Excellent dad reflexes on display here
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Alan Cerny
1 day ago
New Jane Schoenbrun everybody. Pay attention.
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MurphyPop
2 days ago
The witch from the movie Viy (1967)
#illustration
#art
#Viy
#witch
#horror
#movie
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Greg Pak
1 day ago
Hot take: if you post some bullshit by accident, you should both delete it AND post an explanation/apology. Doesn't have to be a big deal at all! Just say you screwed up and posted some bullshit by accident and deleted it! It's easy and appreciated and if you DON'T do it, you lose trust.
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āŖ Happy Black Fistory Month! āŖ
1 day ago
Unclench your jaw. Drink some water or have a nice soothing cup of tea. Listen to that audiobook you wanted to finish. Curl up with your pet and tell them how much you love them as you give them cuddles. Make it a habit to find ways to treat yourself kindly in spite of a world that refuses to.
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Fernando Salvaterra
1 day ago
šŗļø I heard you like isometric maps. This map is free in 150DPI. š§ Get yours here:
www.patreon.com/posts/hedge-...
#ttrpg
#ttrpgmaps
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Mostly Leftist Supply Depot Bree
1 day ago
It's CLICKY DUCKIES! This little rainbow duck sits on top of the best kind of clicky keyboard switch. You can tap him and pretend you're just typing away in your office!
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More Perfect Union
1 day ago
"āI didn't like the speech because he did not talk about what he was doing to make our lives better... He talked about the healthcare plan. Where is his healthcare plan? People's health insurance premiums are going up. What is he doing for that? What is he doing for our seniors?"
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This album has been one of my most played recently.
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Dayseeker - Creature In the Black Night
YouTube video by DayseekerVEVO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-mNYFFP1aw&pp=ygUJZGF5c2Vla2Vy0gcJCaIKAYcqIYzv
1 day ago
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken
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Genius! Someone at Reddit stat blocked Kronk and Yzma from Emperor's New Groove!
www.reddit.com/r/daggerhear...
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From the daggerheart community on Reddit: Yzma and Kronk
Explore this post and more from the daggerheart community
https://www.reddit.com/r/daggerheart/s/mXkFXTqFqW
1 day ago
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Brandon Bird
1 day ago
Yub Nub, She Wrote
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Hank, Dale, Bill, Boomhauer
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Mutable Joe
1 day ago
he has not mentioned that games workshop miniatures are up 15%
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weinberg
1 day ago
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David Weiner
1 day ago
Yes! Own your own and support indie filmmakers! š¼šæšTheThingExpanded.com
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Ana Marie Cox
1 day ago
The great thing about having Mike Johnson there is that if Trump says something outrageous we know he saw it, right?
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Derek Faraci
1 day ago
Well done,
@algreen.house.gov
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Josh Adams
1 day ago
They've got to stop making everyone stand up for applauses before the State of the Union. It takes Barron Trump twenty minutes just to rise to full height.
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He really does!
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1 day ago
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Sara Cress
1 day ago
Three more days of early voting, folks!
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Leah from South Dakota
1 day ago
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Michelle FranklināLegends and Lectures
1 day ago
Easter is coming...
amazon.com/dp/B0F2SB161M/
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The Orc Who Saved Easter (Darryn & Karla: Monster Friends Book 5)
An Easter egg hunt to remember! Orcs don't celebrate Easter, but the Easter bunny might not visit without their help. While Darryn the half-Orc and his best friend Karla are preparing for the coming ...
https://amazon.com/dp/B0F2SB161M/
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